I'm sitting here by my computer waiting for the antics of Ginger to go viral (like I know what that means
) so I can rake in the big bucks from selling endorsements, writing a book, making movie deals, a clothing line, etc.
That's right, I'm sitting right here waiting . . . barely daring to breathe.
I can so relate!
You'll have to read the book I'm probably going to get asked to write.
What's the expression? If the old cow gives you milk then you won't pay for the book she writes?
Brett was the cruise director when we sailed for our 25th. He was a BUSY man, and I loved his accent -- Australian, not NZ -- I think. Beautiful baby.
My husband and I talk about what we'll do with The Check when it comes -- you know the one from a relative you never knew you had, but you're the last surviving relative, or someone you did a good deed for when you were a teenager. Anyway, when The Check comes, I'll buy the address and then I'm going to surprise ~D by just showing up at her door someday. I'll have Ginger and a couple of glasses and when she answers the door I'll ask her if she has any ice. I'll have a hidden camera so I can post it on youtube.