DIS Dads DDC XXXIV: The Original Home Of The DISDads!!!

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning all…

"Sir, you are sitting closest to the door so I will show you how to open it, just in case."

Too much noise in the plane, he just turns around and makes a sign with his hands.

Can’t help but recall part of a Ron White routine here…

I was flying from Flagstaff, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona because my manager doesn't own a globe.

We flew on a plane that big. Like a pack of gum with eight people in it. [imitates sound of a tiny airplane].

What happened was we took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center there.
We're traveling at half the speed of smell.
We got passed by a kite.
There was a goose behind us, and the pilot was screaming, "Go around!".

We get halfway to Phoenix and we gotta go back.
It's a 9-minute flight...can't pull it off with this equipment.

We had engine trouble.
We lost some oil pressure and they take told us about it over the speaker system of the plane, which was stupid because they coulda just went [looks backward]
"Hey, we lost some oil pressure."
[gives a thumbs-up] "Heard ya! Sure did."

The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind.
Apparently, he had a lot to live for.
He goes "Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?"

"All the way to the scene of the crash!
Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed.
I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour!

The DIS Dads: Highbrow culture just waiting to happen.

That may need to be the title of the next thread (assuming there is ever a next thread)

I dare you to shout, "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

Ok... now that we're re-living the old days, I think it is time for a new MAN LAW

If you're riding in a small plane, you have to say this.

Oh heck, why not…
Seconded!

If I ever get around to designing my family's crest, that phrase will be part of it. Possibly in Latin, so it sounds fancy, but it will be in there.

Here ya’ go…

Tacebo Cervisiam; Vigilate Mecum

 

[budamacdvcr]

To late for Top O the Mornin so afternoon gentlemen. Nice to see the crowd count increase around here with the return of several of the Dads. Again, Great to hear from you guys.

‘More hilly there then here; hopefully the sun has melted off most of that nonsense by now.

Thanks - hit 50 yesterday so all melted amazing that as quick as it happened it disappeared

I think we're all familiar with that kind of "snuggling" from our brats.

It's a memory and a good thing at that as i would be a bit worried if my DS snuggled is grocery eating machine body up against me.

Is the the Disdads version of American Ninja?

Can't be....... Ain't at Wide World of Sports, he doesn't have a beer in his hand and they ain't holding a platter of bacon and Dole Whips at the top of that thing.

Your &$@ shouldn't be exposed while fishing....unless you're using it as bait.

Hey, 8" is nothing to be ashamed of.
Hmmm...that may have been phrased wrong...

I kept trying to make sure i used the word "snow" in the previous related posts for just that reason and of course I missed one - oops

Ok... now that we're re-living the old days, I think it is time for a new MAN LAW

If you're riding in a small plane, you have to say this.

Thirded ..........

 

[AirGoofy]

Happy Tuesday. It's warmed up slightly here, but not enough to stop dreaming about a trip to WDW.

You would think it's a euphemism, but it's literally what it reads: a toilet strong enough to flush a live chicken.

Or strong enough to handle your turds after constructing the shrimp wall?

Hold my beer; watch this!

That is a great phrase. Maybe points can be awarded for doing the activity while holding the beer.

I dare you to shout, "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

Better if you add the phrase "mother fu...... snakes on the plane" in your best Samuel L Jackson impersonation.

Good morning!
I was reading through the posts, and asking myself "why did I stop visiting the page?"
You guys are great!

Will anyone have Memory Maker that will be live on Apr 17th? I'll be in MK that day...

Stick around. The humor here has been profound over the years.

‘Can’t help but recall part of a Ron White routine here…

Here ya’ go…

Tacebo Cervisiam; Vigilate Mecum

Was that the one where the pilot waves his arm out the window and tells the duck, "go around"? I like the one about this plane will take us all the way to the scene of the crash site.

Cool Latin. Did you know it or use a translator? My Latin from Catholic schools is a bit rusty.

 

[jzuzphreek]

If I ever get around to designing my family's crest, that phrase will be part of it. Possibly in Latin, so it sounds fancy, but it will be in there.

Tacebo Cervisiam; Vigilate Mecum

Awe, you beat me to it! I was going to go with "Tenere potum. Vigilate." It sounded a slight bit more austere.

Can't be....... Ain't at Wide World of Sports, he doesn't have a beer in his hand and they ain't holding a platter of bacon and Dole Whips at the top of that thing.

Shoot. If there was bacon and Dole Whips at the top, you think there'd be anybody left at the bottom?

 

[IbeAbitGOOFY]

Awe, you beat me to it! I was going to go with "Tenere potum. Vigilate." It sounded a slight bit more austere.

Four years of Latin and the only thing I remember is "Semper ubi sub ubi"

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

That is a great phrase. Maybe points can be awarded for doing the activity while holding the beer.

Well, actually that is the recognized international version of the sentence.
Here in SC, it's far more likely to be heard as:
"Hand me another beer... now, watch this."

Although in a few of the better counties, the exact nuance of phrase would more precisely be:
"Reach me a 'nother beer, there... now, watch 'iss"

Was that the one where the pilot waves his arm out the window and tells the duck, "go around"? I like the one about this plane will take us all the way to the scene of the crash site.

That be the one.

Cool Latin. Did you know it or use a translator? My Latin from Catholic schools is a bit rusty.

I must 'fess up to breaking out the tools.
But I did make sure the entire phrase translates consistently in both directions.

Awe, you beat me to it! I was going to go with "Tenere potum. Vigilate." It sounded a slight bit more austere

I like that one too; more universal.
But I wanted to specifically note the presence of the beer.
It's really the beverage of choice when it comes to poor decisions make in front of equally intoxicated cohorts.

Four years of Latin and the only thing I remember is "Semper ubi sub ubi"

Well - to be sure - that is something worth remembering (and implementing where possible).

 

[cj9200]

Hi guys,

The sun came out and the temp is in the 70's. So.... Key Largo calls. Came down for lunch. Was going to send a pic of the Tiki bar but couldn't upload it from the phone.

Life doesn't suck today.

 

[Maroonag1]

I like that one too; more universal.
But I wanted to specifically note the presence of the beer.
It's really the beverage of choice when it comes to poor decisions make in front of equally intoxicated cohorts.
).

You my good sir are obviously not well acquainted with my friend Tequila.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I dare you to shout, "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

Ok... now that we're re-living the old days, I think it is time for a new MAN LAW

If you're riding in a small plane, you have to say this.

Oh heck, why not…
Seconded!

Thirded ..........

Page One Updated, well is will be in a sec, here hold my beer...

 

[pkondz]

Page One Updated, well is will be in a sec, here hold my beer...

Whoops! Appears the glass is empty.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Whoops! Appears the glass is empty.

Well, he did forget to tag "but don't drink it" to the end there.

 

[dvczerfs]

Not sure if many guys still do this, guys still put there vacations on page one or do we just do it through Facebook ?
If anyone is going down In September this year, I'll be at the Boardwalk arriving the 10th and depart in the 24th.

 

[dvczerfs]

Trying to see if I can post a picture. We got a little snow this weekend.

 

[wasnotafan]

Evening gentlemen. Not a good one though I am still on the green side of the sod. Water has been off since before dawn and our wonderful water department doesn't even know what the problem is or where it may be located. There is snow to melt, but it won't provide enough volume to flush a live chicken should the need arise. On top of that our new governor just laid out his budget plans which include implementing a 4.5% budget cut between now and the end of the fiscal year in June, followed by a 9% cut for the next two years. Oh goody.

 

[wasnotafan]

View attachment 147635 Trying to see if I can post a picture. We got a little snow this weekend.

You can, and you did. I hope never to see that much snow again.

 

[cj9200]

Going to use the last of the Jack Single Barrel to toast Abe Vigoda who passed away today at 94.

"Tom, can you get me off the hook for old time sake?" "Can't do it Solly."

 

[Terra Nova guy]

Had to travel east this morning in order to go west.

Ah yes, the joys of Canadian air travel, particularly east coast travel. I know it all too well...

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Not sure if many guys still do this, guys still put there vacations on page one or do we just do it through Facebook ?
If anyone is going down In September this year, I'll be at the Boardwalk arriving the 10th and depart in the 24th.

Hi Dave!

Page One Updated!

 

[IbeAbitGOOFY]

Hi Dave!

Page One Updated!

Hey Randell, could you update with mine trip as well. November 5-12 at Caribbean Beach Resort.

 

[cj9200]

Morning guys, hope everyone has a good hump day today.