Not on the cruise exactly but on phone to
DCL for the 50,000 time after our cruise was chartered by another party and we were being punted to another cruise. Anyway I was on hold for ages whilst the agent talked to 'shore services' about my compensation etc. After ages I was desperate to go to the bathroom after being very English and drinking too much tea thinking oh my I am going to have my own aquaduck here...So I thought I will have time to go to the little girls room taking phone with me whilst listening to a lovely Disney song...
You can guess what happens next. When one can't stop oneself the agent comes back on the phone. So my confession is continuing the conversation during this act of nature.
Lol. I waited of course to flush...