Sorry for being slow to post - let's try this one:
Is this the American Idol audition?
And she sang....
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Let's stand aside young Padawan, because this girl is about to pick her nose with a light saber.
"Tell Vader, I have the droids he's looking for!"
That is not the real Princess Leia.
You want me to go out there the first day I've ever had a light saber in my hands and fight WHO??
Now just remember not to let him confuse you. No matter what he says he is NOT YOUR FATHER!
Send the little blond hair kid with no arms first, he's our sacrificial token. Maybe then Vader will leave us alone. You do realize these are just training lightsabers, right?
They wouldn't give her a BB Gun because they said she'd shoot her eye out. So what does she do with her light saber?
Ok, someone tell me if this is too risque and I'll pull it down...
For one horrifying moment before she realized it was a light saber, Molly thought her daughter had been playing in the nightstand drawer.
And the last thing she ever thought was, "What a weird flute!"
This isn't a REAL light saber, it says Made In China!!!