Ponzi! So glad to see you here! I missed you. Now I will wait patiently for your smart butt remarks.
Well... If you insist.
Who am I to say no to a pretty lady?
He keeps getting smarter.
She's right, you know.
If you could see me, youd see that Im standing with my head down and my tail between my legs.
Pictures please!
Or perhaps I could photoshop one for you? No?
(Ponzi, if youre reading this, Im sure that set you up for a snappy reply.)
Was it?
A couple of years ago I wrote this trip report
It was a loooong time ago.
There were dinosaurs still!
Oh... wait....
That was at AK...
nevermind.
It was taking up a bit too much of my life though. So I disappeared.
Confession #1: I was a Disboard junkie.
I spent much too much time here. If I wasnt updating my report, I was checking it for comments. And if I had comments, I tried to come up with witty replies (I said tried!). Sadly, Im no Ponzi or Nebo in that area. And if I wasnt in my own report, I was reading a dozen others trying to comment wittily there too.
I totally get it.
I've had to limit the number of TRs I read, because I want to break down
all of them.
Yeah... no. Not gonna happen.
Also, I'd say you didn't just
try to "come up with witty replies" but succeeded admirably.
And no. You're no Ponzi or Nebo.
Thank goodness, 'cause there's already too many of us!
I can't speak for Nebo.... I can't quite get that Chicago drawl... but I would honestly say that you're a far better writer than I am.
And no, I'm not just saying that.
And then I couldnt remember the last two days of my trip in any kind of detail.
Could you narrow it down at least to the correct continent?
If it couldnt be perfect, I wasnt interested. I just sort of gave up, dropped out.
Take it from me.
It's hard to keep it up....
OMG! What did I just say?!?!?!
erm.... uh.... Let me rephrase that....
Take it from me.
It's difficult to keep a consistent writing level.
Well it's easier for me, when that level is so low, but you get the gist.
I didnt say goodbye to my Disboard buddies.
I was so hurt.
Every night I'd cry myself to sleep.
Eventually I moved the bedside table that I kept stubbing my toe on.
So I apologize to Ponzi, Nebo, Smidgy, Marita, Shannon, Marie, Monica, Nilla, Montague, Sandy, Jill, Thumper_Man, Maribeth, so many of you
I cant list you all.
Don't apologize.
Life gets in the way.
I know.
But so glad you're back and writing again.
So go ahead. Yell at me. I can take it. Really I can!
Actually, I cant.
BAD GIRL! BAD! BAD GIRL!!!
What? Oh, not you. I was just berating the dog 'cause she messed on the floor again.
Sorry, what were you saying?
Confession #4: I missed everybody.
Feeling was mutual.
I read about Ponzis amazing European vacation
Sounds like you liked it.
Thanks!
and Im looking forward to reading about his teenage Niagara Falls road trip.
hmmmm..... there's a really good title in there...
I read Nebos latest but I dont see much activity from him and hope hes ok.
I think you've been updated on him, yes?
So I here I am, turning up like a bad penny,
That's
so weird!
Just a couple of days ago, I was explaining that saying to Kay.
coming back to the Dis to share some Disney memories from our trip last week. Can I do it without becoming obsessed? Will anyone show up?
Be honest.
How blown away were you with all the people that came running back to you?
We sadly carted our carry on bag to the pool
YOU DROWNED IT?? YOU DROWNED YOUR CARRY ON????
to get the last bits of Florida sun before returning to reality
and cold.
Oh.
There was electric sliding. There was chicken dancing. There may have also been some hokey-pokeying.
Water slide with live, bare electrical wires lying in the water.
It danced until it had to lay an egg.... sort of like this comment.
I prefer the hokey pokeying to the cerebral pokeying.
We werent paying much attention to them though. Monkston (my daughter) was in the pool getting some last slides in.
Shocking.
Mr. Squid (my husband) was in the hot tub.
Of course. Otherwise he'd dry out and then where would you be?
The same place, of course. Just with a dried up squid.
No, I had to read some more grim tales of Katniss in a dystopian future. At least I was working on my tan while doing it!
I do believe Katniss was doing the same at the end there...
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He probably didnt get his supply of Disney amphetamines yet.
See? I told you were a better writer than I am.
Its about 5 minutes now.
And he repeats the question!
Was he waiting for someone to yell out the answer?
Divine intervention?
Monkston worriedly asks, Mommy, were going to stay for the whole thing, right?
Uh, oh.
At this rate, I could run back to the lobby, ask a CM for the answer, and grab a soda for the walk back.
But wouldn't it be more fun to go on some rides, too, while you wait?
What sort of bribery will I need to use to extricate Monkston from the pool?
How about some Disney chocolates for the ride home?
Thought so.
Heck, that'd work on
me!
Anyone else have any trouble with My Disney Experience?
Nope... but considering I haven't been there since Bush was President...
the first Bush...
Here we are at Animal Kingdom on one of my worst hair days.
Really?
If that's "one of your worst hair days"... lady, you got no worries.
Here are all the kids, Merida, Monkston, TGM and Wall-E...
Yup. T-Man nailed it.
Definitely.
But Monkston is driving me crazy! She really reminds me of someone....
but I can't put my finger on who! (Which is good... 'cause that's still assault)
However.
Merida reminds me of Alyson Hannigan.
We got back on the line with Disney customer service. They said it was a DVC issue. Got on the line with DVC and they said it was a technical issue.
Sounds like you had a lot of fun with that.
I could just hear her say, Its ridiculous to plan what rides youll be going on a month in advance. And shes right of course, but you have to play the Disney game.
Oh, I dunno.
It's ridiculous to plan rides a month in advance...
But it's more ridiculous to stand in line for 90 minutes for SM when you don't have to.
This is one of those times when you want to see them standing in an endless line as you breeze past them.
"Hi! I feel ridiculous going on this ride right away! Don't I look ridiculous?
No, don't answer now. We'll talk about it after I've been on SM, Splash, BTMRR and Peter Pan.
I'll come back and we can talk about it while I sip a drink. After all, you'll still be waiting in line. Bye!"
This year, were flying out of our small regional airport on Frontier. The good news is that we have a 10 minute ride to the airport. The bad news is we only get one checked bag per person.
At first I thought, so?
Then I thought... nevermind what I thought.
Suffice to say that for my upcoming four day trip, I'm not checking a bag.
I think half my bag is shoes and hair products.
I knew that!
Sheena she suggested a baseball cap.
Are you mad? Do you know me at all, Sheena?
Apparently... not so much.
Insecurity and vanity are an exhausting combination.
So I would imagine.
I'm a schlump. So I don't have that problem.
But I don't wear sweat pants, so I haven't given up completely.
Yes, you physics experts, I know I can weigh myself and then weigh myself with the suitcase. But I dont want to do that before going to a place where I will be wearing a swimsuit.
I did pretty good in physics.
So....
Why didn't you get Mr. Squid to weigh
himself with/without your bag?
I will have to go with the scientific fingers crossed for luck method.
That works too.
I double check Monkstons suitcase and she has all the essentials
Duffy bear, sorcerer cards, bathing suits, her entire underwear drawer
Oh, I can relate.
Oh, how I can relate...
Now if we can just get some sleep
Thanks for posting Laura!
I just wanted to point out why this is the happiest picture of me that Laura could locate from this session.
It was a hot day and Sheena, who took these pictures, believes that every moment should be savored and preserved.
The problem is, it takes five minutes to capture every moment
and this is a universe I dont understand.
Im very impatient about posing for pictures (Im told).
Oh, I dunno. There's 7 pictures, right there!
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