The Journey Continues With A Line
Now, the line on this day wasn't that bad. It was Early Admission, after all. Still, that didn't mean that we could just breeze through Hogwarts and plop ourselves down onto FJ. We did have to play the Waiting Game for a bit. We people-watched for awhile: So many people were wearing Disney-themed tee shirts! Rebels ... I love it! It reminded me of the days when I would attend a U2 concert and wear an INXS tee-shirt. My son was wearing a Harry Potter
Lego tee-shirt that I found at Walmart for $7.00. Good ol' Walmart. My husband and I joked about waiting and that began a discussion about the
Seinfeld episode where Jerry and the gang are waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant. My daughter chimed in about a
South Park episode (I know, I know) where Cartman and the boys are at an amusement park waiting in line for a ride ... But the line itself was the ride. The Line Ride. When we got to the Greenhouse portion of the line (Those who are going, you'll soon see what this is!), the kids started singing this song that I thought they had made up on the spot:
"Snape, Snape ... Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!" They were in hysterics and when I pried further, I learned that the song was from a YouTube video entitled
"The Potter Puppet Pals and the Mysterious Ticking Noise". My kids always manage to have fun, no matter what kind of line they're waiting in!
The Greenhouse is a bit hot and muggy (It's a greenhouse, after all), but there are powerful fans whirring and there is a drinking fountain. Also, when you first get to the Greenhouse portion of the line, there is a cart where beverages (and I can't remember what else) are sold.
The Ride To End All Rides
So, we survived The Line and now, we're inside Hogwarts. Get those cameras ready, Potter Nerds (And I mean this in only the highest, most affectionate terms), for there is A LOT to look at! I'm not going to get into the nitty-gritty details ... There are far too many to recount and I want all of you to be surprised! Of course, there is a lot for me to soon fret about. I waited in line all of this time for a ride ... That I know absolutely nothing about. Ugh. And it doesn't help when I see those signs ... And you know the signs I'm talking about. The those-prone-to-motion-sickness signs. Uh oh. I've had a month to go on YouTube to preview the ride (And of course a month to inquire on the Dis about this ride). Did I? No. I was more concerned about The Flight of the Hippogriff (Think Goofy's Barnstormer). Besides, I did try to preview FJ on YouTube, but all the videos were so dark and grainy. Posters on the Dis told me that previewing the ride first wouldn't ruin anything, but I wanted to be a "purist" about this.
Now, aside from my daughter, we're not thrill ride kind of people. It took me years to finally ride Big Thunder Mountain (One of my favorite rides now) and I'm still trying to work up the courage for Space Mountain and Expedition Everest. Tower of Terror just isn't going to happen, my friends. Not unless someone is waiting at the end of the ride with balloons, a bouquet of roses and a big substantial check. But according to what I've read and what I've heard, Forbidden Journey is the BEEP and I have to see what it's all about.
I convinced myself that FJ would be like Disney's Soarin', only with Harry Potter. Or like Mickey's PhilharMagic, only with seats that moved up, down and all around. I started to get that nervous, What Am I In For? kind of feeling, all the while trying to hide my anxiety from my son. He had a minor freak-out on Soarin' last November: "Oh, no! Oh, please! I don't like this! Mom!" And I found myself kind of nauseated on ... Ellen's Energy Adventure. I tell myself that if I don't like FJ, I will just keep my eyes closed. Bad mommy that I am, I won't tell my son this until we are seated.
Think Disney's Haunted Mansion, and you'll soon visualize how you have to board this ride: The seats are already in motion and you have to quickly hop aboard. And I mean quickly, friends. We rode this ride at least five times and on each occasion, the Team Members were quite firm, impatient and cranky about this. My husband enters first, then my son, my daughter and then me. "Close you eyes, bud, if you don't like it!" I call to my son, quickly followed by his startled little, "What?" I see my husband throw his right leg across my son's legs (below the knees) and I say a prayer. "Say observatory!" Hermione commands and my husband dutifully calls out "Observatory!" My daughter and I crack up, loving the fact that my husband is such a dork. And then we're up and away (really) and on our way. On instinct, I close my eyes. Oh Harry, I don't think I like this! My daughter commands me to open my eyes: "Mom, it's not bad. You're missing it!" And I do. And she's right ... It's not bad. In fact, it's wonderful! It's unique. I've never been on a ride like this before. Disney does not have anything like this and if they do, I haven't experienced it yet. Again, I'm not going to go into specific ride details. You'll have to ride for yourselves. Needless to say, it's one of my favorite rides now. Oh, and have fun retrieving your locked up bag after the ride.
At Last, Coffee ... And Butterbeer
Before our breakfast reservation, we decide to brave The Line one more time. We ride again (My God, this ride rocks!) and this time, we linger in the gift shop. I'm still amazed by these rides that exit-into-a-gift-shop. Get 'em off the ride, get 'em shopping and spending. My mother-in-law has politely requested that I bring her home a Harry Potter coffee mug (And this was my intention all along, way before she asked me). There are some nice mugs, but can you people stop pushing? Stop shoving? Does anyone say, "Excuse me?" anymore? Before I get poked in the eye by a wand and really lose it, I need to get out of here and get some coffee.
We slowly make our way to the Three Broomsticks, stopping to gawk and sigh at the sights and sounds around us. We approach a Team Member with a clipboard standing in front of the restaurant and give her our name. My husband then claps his hand together, starts rubbing them together (Think "The Karate Kid") and says, "We'll have four American Breakfasts with two coffees." "That's great, sir. But you have to order inside." My daughter and I are in hysterics again and we will joke about this for the rest of the trip. My husband, forever the good sport, will joke around with us.
If memory serves, it works this way at Three Broomstciks: You walk in and see the choices. There's the American Breakfast, The Continental, The Pancake Breakfast, The Porridge Breakfast and some breakfast involving Salmon. Drinks run the gamut from Coffee to Pumpkin Juice. We order, then stand in line for our food. I believe a Team Member then leads you to your table. On this particular day, my husband is sporting a blue UCONN Huskies tee-shirt. Husky fans and fellow Nutmeggers will stop and talk with my husband for the remainder of the day and at Three Broomsticks, it's no different. We meet a young Team Member who hails from Stamford, Connecticut and we have the "How Much Does I-95 Suck?" discussion. We talk Connecticut VS Florida for awhile and we'd like to chat more, but he has a job to do. And I have to have coffee before I kill someone. We have all chosen the American Breakfast: Scrambled eggs, a butter croissant, link sausage, bacon(?), I forget what else. It's not bad. Not bad at all. Anyway, we're all too busy discussing FJ (And planning our next ride) to even care. The coffee is good, too. My husband is momentarily confused and remarks that the dining room doesn't look anything like the dining room at Hogwarts. We all explain that we're not at Hogwarts; we're at the Three Broomsticks.
After breakfast, we head to The Flight of the Hippogriff. No line whatsover. Blink and you'll miss this ride. Seriously, it lasts all of 30 seconds. Big ride baby that I am, I'm worried about drops. There are none ... Well, none that had any negative impact on me. What made it more entertaining was the little boy seated behind me and my daughter. He had his recently purchased wand out and was shouting, "I'm the Wizard of the World! I don't want to die!" This will quickly become another in-joke for the remainder of our trip.
Now it's time to explore. The line at Ollivanders is still going strong. It reminds me a bit of Studio 54 ... And people have funky outfits on, too! My husband gets on line for Butterbeer, while the kids and I wait off to the side. I'm expecting him to come back with two plastic, no-nonsense cups. He splurges and presents the kids with two souvenir mugs! The kid are surprised and delighted and we all prepare to take our first taste. Due to the heat, my husband has chosen the frozen Butterbeer. I've noticed that everyone has their own way of describing Butterbeer. To me, it tastes like a liquid version of those hard butterscotch candies. It's very sweet, very rich and is not a thirst-quencher in my opinion. Diabetics Beware: Your blood sugar will be off the charts. It is delicious, though.
I'd like to stay and explore but the WWOHP is becoming quite crowded. Like the mall at Christmastime to the tenth power crowded. Yikes.