Excuse me, um, do these arms make my ears look big?
"Id like to thank all those who have gotten me to where I am today, My dad Darth Tater, My uncle Spud Trooper and my twin sons, "Tater Tot and Tater Salad".....
God, please dont let me sneeze, I'll have mashed potatoes comming out of my nose."
When you wish upon a SPUD
Makes no difference how BAKED you are
Anything your MEAL desires
Will come to you
"Next American Idol contestant is Mr. Potato Head, who will offer his rendition of "I've Only Got Eyes for You"!
you put yourarm in... you put yourarm out! you do the spudapokie and you turn yourself about!
Hey You!! Pay attention!! Tater Talking over here!!!
I want to go over there...but without legs, these feet are useless!
I could definitely replace Mike Wiziewski as M.C. in that Monster's Inc. Laugh Factory. I think I'm a contender!
Hey, quiet down over there!! Ms Potato Head packed my angry eyes and I am not afraid to use them.
Step right up! Ladies and Gentlemen.....
Look to my right and you will see the MOST Amazing.... uh, camera man. pan to my right, my right.... Where I am pointing and looking! Please? It is "the most amazing thing" and it is not in the shot! PAN RIGHT!!!!
Don't you dare come near me with that potato peeler.
This is the worst addition to the Hall of Presidents. It doesn't even resemble Obama!
"do you know how hard it is shopping for shirts my size?"
Although he publicly denied it, rumors persisted for years that Mr. Potato Head had refused to perform unless WDW removed McDonalds' french fries from the parks...
Hey, quiet down over there!! Ms Potato Head packed my angry eyes and I am not afraid to use them.