Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Vacation - Update 07/08! pp99 - Here today gone tomorrow

[orangecats2]

Funny stuff here guys!

The Schnitzel House was really good last night I got sauerbraten with mashed potatos and spatzel. I wanted some dessert but we were brought our bill before anyone asked.
That's ok, I had two kahula and cremes and some french fries afterwards at the bowling alley. It was cosmic bowling where the turn on blacklights. Was a really young crowd though but the place was packed. We had fun hanging out with our friends.

 

[pkondz]

I still can't quote..at this point i believe it is a user error

Are you using an iPad or computer?
I find with an iPad (or iPod, in my case. Same thing. Just smaller)
it's impossible to quote unless you quote the entire post.

But i think Sandy is under estimating you, i think you have a Masters in BS...
Yes, making you a Master BSER.

It's honourary. And it's a PhD.

 

[pkondz]

The Schnitzel House was really good last night I got sauerbraten with mashed potatos and spatzel.

Sounds yummy.
But don't tell Kay. She's absolutely bonkers about spaetzle.
I hear "Dad? When are you going to make spaetzle again?" a lot.

I wanted some dessert but we were brought our bill before anyone asked.

In a place like that, they're probably really used to people being too full for dessert.
Still.... apfelstrudel... mmmmmmm......

That's ok, I had two kahula and cremes and some french fries afterwards at the bowling alley.

Were you able to come anywhere close to bowling straight?

It was cosmic bowling where the turn on blacklights. Was a really young crowd though but the place was packed. We had fun hanging out with our friends.

Sounds like a fun time!

 

[Susan R]

(I would make this TR three times as long!)
(No you wouldn't.)
(Yes. Yes he would.)

Bonus points to anyone who can tell me what I just did there.
Because I'm quite proud of myself for doing it.
That's why.

Someone else guessed the "tenses" so in an effort to get points, here's a groaner:

The past, present and future walked into a bar...it was tense.


Really, don't you think Jungle Cruise boats should be called yachts?

Hazzah! I guessed correctly

Sometimes I do stupid things.

Sometimes??? You sell yourself short

Ohhhh...can I use this as my desktop background? It's really nice!


Here ya go. Have at it.

I think it's the bottom of the clock radio/alarm clock

Wish me luck, I've never quoted in a response before!

 

[pkondz]

Someone else guessed the "tenses" so in an effort to get points, here's a groaner:
The past, present and future walked into a bar...it was tense.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

quack!

Sometimes??? You sell yourself short

I can't argue with that.
When you're right, you're right.

Ohhhh...can I use this as my desktop background? It's really nice!

You want to use it as your background???
Wow! I'm honoured!

I think it's the bottom of the clock radio/alarm clock

Good guess. You'll find out if you were right next chapter.

Wish me luck, I've never quoted in a response before!

Ya done good.

 

[scholastica]

Just found your report. It is in a word: hilarious! I can't wait to read the rest!

 

[pkondz]

Just found your report. It is in a word: hilarious! I can't wait to read the rest!

Well, Hi Jillian! Welcome to the TR!

Glad you're liking it, but it's all downhill from here.
Just kidding.
Actually, you came along at just about the right time.
I've got a big reveal coming up in... oh, I'm gonna say two chapters.

If you're interested, it's not too late to join in on the contest.
And if you don't want to play along, that's fine too.
Always happy to have another reader along for the ride!

 

[pkondz]

Geez, I just about forgot.

Laura (laura74) asked me to point y'all in the direction of her TR.
You can find it here:LIVE REPORT! Watch My Hair Frizz In Real Time! Win a Prize!

I can attest that she's a better writer than I am and her TR's a fun read.


(Geez, maybe I shouldn't promote her TR, 'cause I'll lose all my readers!)

ETA: Geez, I used the word Geez four times in this post.
That's what you get when you become an old geezer.

 

[Steppesister]

Well, don't I feel like a big jerk now. I'm so sorry it was a rough day.

Don't even worry about it. The week ended on a high note having redeemed my sorry skills and I'm ready to make more incredible (although usually wrong) guesses to pass you up here.

 

[afwdwfan]

So I created the word condimentize in the last chapter.
Claire liked it and wanted to use it in a sentence.
(Fascinate. Let's use it in a sentence. My sweater has seven buttons, but I only fascinate.)

Sorry.

Where was I?
Right.

So Claire uses it but changes it to fit the occasion to "condimentation".
Carrie points out that the word isn't "condimentation" but "condimentize"

So to prevent any bloodshed... (although it might be fun to watch... nah....)
I've decided to try and provide some clarity.
If anyone can think of any other modifications, please post them.
You too could save a life.

Condimentize - the action of putting a condiment on a bun or other (e.g. I'm going to condimentize my burger.)
Condimentation - Past tense of condimentize. (e.g. What sort of condimentation did you use?)
Condimentually - Future tense (e.g. When are you going to put mustard and ketchup on? Answer: Condimentually.)
Condimanually - When having to condimentize with cutlery instead of squeeze bottles. (e.g. I need a knife to put this on condimanually.)
Condimention – Quietly informing your host that he forgot to put out the condiments.
Contemptiment - When you look down on someone who won't put a condiment on. (e.g. Bill looked at Sally with contemptiment as she refused to condimentize her hot dog.)
Condimentolences – Taking a bite of someone else’s condimentized item and saying you’re sorry.
Condimension – The size of the condiment as it comes out of the squeeze bottle.
Condementia – When you can’t remember if you condimentized your item.
Condimentescension – When you only use Gray Poupon mustard instead of French’s.
Condimentigency – Emergency backup condiments supply.
Condimanding – When someone wants the ketchup you’re holding… NOW.
Condim – Prevents pregnancy. When your choice of condiment turns off your partner. See abstinence: When not using any condiments turns off your partner.

I hope this helps.

 

[Sandy Mouse]

That's what you get when you become an old geezer.

Pardon me, but you're about 20 years from geezerhood. (I hate to say something nice to you because it makes it seem like I'm just trying to get bonus points.)

 

[pkondz]

Pardon me, but you're about 20 years from geezerhood.

Eh??? What's that? These ol' eyes don't work as well as they used to, missy.

(I hate to say something nice to you because it makes it seem like I'm just trying to get bonus points.)

Flatter away.
It's such a nice change from the normal abuse I get.

 

[orangecats2]

So actually Ponzi, when I knew you were coming through Cleveland last summer the first place I thought of to take you for lunch was the Schnitzel House. I knew it would be your type of food. But alas you didn't have time. Although you did get to try matzo ball soup for the first time.

Nebo and Smidgy should be home from WDW today. Maybe we'll get a post about their trip.

 

[KatMark]

I'm doing a fly by to catch up a bit because, as you know, I wasn't on the DIS much last week as I was taking care of my ailing back. I'm glad to see I got a couple of points for the ride.

What a great evening. You got quite a bit done. You really had me going with the woman who got in your face. I love Tinkerbell...she's so much fun.

And great pictures as you went around the MK...it's gorgeous at night.

Mark enjoys doing HOP...I'll do it every other year, but that's it.

And, now I thank you...you have put that awful It's A Great Big Beautiful tomorrow in my head just as I get ready for bed.

 

[Steppesister]

It's such a nice change from the normal abuse I get.

But you make it so easy. (That's my way of saying hi.)

 

[pkondz]

So actually Ponzi, when I knew you were coming through Cleveland last summer the first place I thought of to take you for lunch was the Schnitzel House. I knew it would be your type of food. But alas you didn't have time. Although you did get to try matzo ball soup for the first time.

I liked the deli we went to.
My only complaint is I didn't get a pickle, like the girls did.
And Dee gave hers to Elle! I was the one doing all the driving!
Wouldn't you think I should get any spare pickles?

And yes, I got to try the matzo ball soup for the first time.
I can have schnitzel any time.

Nebo and Smidgy should be home from WDW today. Maybe we'll get a post about their trip.

THANK YOU!!!
I knew they were going in April, but had no idea when.
I've been wanting to call, to see how things were going, but didn't know if they'd be home.

I'm doing a fly by to catch up a bit because, as you know, I wasn't on the DIS much last week as I was taking care of my ailing back. I'm glad to see I got a couple of points for the ride.

How is your back now?
Ready to go, go, go from morning til night?

What a great evening. You got quite a bit done. You really had me going with the woman who got in your face. I love Tinkerbell...she's so much fun.

My evil plan worked!

And great pictures as you went around the MK...it's gorgeous at night.

Yes. Yes it is. It was probably the biggest reason why I brought the big camera.

Mark enjoys doing HOP...I'll do it every other year, but that's it.

I like IHOP too, even though I'm not a big pancakes fan.

Oh, wait... you meant COP.
Given the time, I'll probably ride it again next time I go.
I feel like I didn't really get a chance to enjoy it since I was so confused about the song.
But, yeah. It's not a must do every year kinda ride.

And, now I thank you...you have put that awful It's A Great Big Beautiful tomorrow in my head just as I get ready for bed.

Earworm!
You're welcome.

But you make it so easy. (That's my way of saying hi.)

Yes I do.
It's a public service.
(That's my way of sobbing quietly in a corner.)

 

[Steppesister]

Yes I do.
It's a public service.
(That's my way of sobbing quietly in a corner.)

You're not in SIM Lab, are you?

 

[pkondz]

You're not in SIM Lab, are you?

Uh, oh. Not another bad day!

 

[KatMark]

How is your back now?
Ready to go, go, go from morning til night?

Not 100% yet, but it's getting there. One more massage on Thursday night should help.

My evil plan worked!

Yes it did.





I like IHOP too, even though I'm not a big pancakes fan.

Oh, wait... you meant COP.
Given the time, I'll probably ride it again next time I go.
I feel like I didn't really get a chance to enjoy it since I was so confused about the song.
But, yeah. It's not a must do every year kinda ride.


No, I actually meant Hall of Presidents! I do COP every year so I can take a nap!

Earworm!
You're welcome.

It was really actually a very good thing I read your TR and had that song in my head last night. It put me right to sleep.

 

[Steppesister]

Uh, oh. Not another bad day!

Nah, I saw you were crying in a corner, and thought you must have found the place where all good folk go to curl up in the fetal position.