pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
Yes, isn't that wonderful? Laughing.
I'll get back to them soon. But starting after midnight isn't that productive now is it?
I dunno about that.
Most of my updates are written after midnight.
Really, I'm quite shocked that they're even remotely coherent.
I've been lovely to you twice this week by the way. I'm going to heaven, you're obviously not. Laughing. Wink.
Oh, I've know for years which direction I'm heading.
But then that knowledge provides a certain amount of freedom, ya know?
I do want you to. I would love to hear a male perspective. I was shocked. It was a mistake for way more reasons than ***. But I've had just about enough of female shaming. But since you said long post, maybe don't reply.
I can't! I don't want to go until I've watched the last one... which will be...
Okay, note to self typing after midnight is not good for me.
It's meant to be unkown. [/COLOR][/B]
It is! It truly is!
Women. Marvelous critters.
Congratulations to the grads and to Elle. You must feel really old. Insert wink.
I'll pass along your congrats.
And you're too late.
I started feeling really old... ancient, in fact... when Elle started driving.
Double post nonsense.[/COLOR][/B]
Really? That's fascinating!
Unfortunately, not interesting enough. Yet! But I'm working on it.
Never too late.
Well, most things are, for me.
But for most, normal folks? Never too late.
My father stalked the crap out of my mother.
He passed just after their 58th wedding anniversary. I told his grandchildren he was a stalker (they loved it!). And his reply was ----- "I was not a stalker!" "What the hell are you talking about?".
Really Dad, what were you?
Are you ready for a male perspective ----
I wasn't a stalker, I just hid out in trees while she went on dates with another man.
A classic love story.
Stalking is totally underrated.
OMG! That's hysterical!
I imagine him with his hands up and fingers in the "peace" position saying that in Nixon's voice.
Oh man, so I'm not the only one.
(Sorry that I got great joy out of that )
Evil knows no bounds.
The contest/points are killing me. I'm uber competitive but haven't even been guessing I'm so behind. So yeah bonus points for slow reading. (Crap the competitive part of me doesn't even want them that way!).
So do you want them or not?!?!?
Hey Winnipegger! There are bikes roaming this town I'm in every single day. Roaming this town!!! It is KILLING me. Do you think I should stand with bristol board reading GIRL NEEDS RIDE!
You'd get picked up for sure.
Careful, though. You don't want to wind up with some creepo like me.