Why do parents think its so darned amusing to falsely warn the passenger who wont change seats with them or their child that the child is rambunctious, or likes to draw on everything with permanent ink, or cries if she can't see mommy (how do you get through a normal day?) or throws up on planes? Geez, people PLAN AHEAD!!!!! Its not as if you dont know youll be flying on an airline that doesnt assign seats. You KNOW the procedure. Get online 24 hours before the flight, check in, and, if need be, move to the back of the plane. You know, no-mans land? Where the passengers land a second later than those at the front of the plane (well, really, the rear tires land first, but thats an issue for a different thread)?
And, Ted and Holly - what movies? Can I sit next to you, instead of some whiny kid?