Are you a psychopath?

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  1. PoohBears#1fan

    PoohBears#1fan Mouseketeer

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    Apparently they use this to test people and 80% of convicted psychopaths gave the same answer, so here goes, how many have we here. LOL (Disney addiction definately does NOT qualify you as having psychopathic tendencies) :)

    A woman is at her mothers funeral and sees the most perfect man she's ever seen. Two weeks later she kills her sister - why?

    Will be interested to see what everyone says but if you know this already please dont give it away till we suss out the phsycos ;)
     
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  3. Tron[ADS]

    Tron[ADS] <font color=red>Should've been more careful when b

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    erm...the man is her sisters husband/boyfriend, and she has to get rid of her before she can get him ?
     
  4. WebmasterPenny

    WebmasterPenny <marquee behavior=alternate><img src=http://www.di

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    The perfect man is the vicar/priest performing the burial? She bumps off her sister so that she can go to another funeral? :p
     
  5. Tron[ADS]

    Tron[ADS] <font color=red>Should've been more careful when b

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    hmmm, killing her sister is a bit extreme though, couldnt she just attend random funerals if that was the case :-)
     
  6. WebmasterPenny

    WebmasterPenny <marquee behavior=alternate><img src=http://www.di

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    I'm a psychopath - killing anyone is a bit extreme...especially over something as trivial as a bloke ;)
     
  7. MickeyMcMouse

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    Is the answer " Why not ?"

    David :D
     
  8. mkingdon

    mkingdon Obsessed...and admits it!!

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    Is the answer 42??? :(
     
  9. WDWfan uk

    WDWfan uk <font color=red>.... but you can call me Shirley :

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    Okay, my take on this...... if we knew why, we'd be psychopaths:confused: ?
     
  10. kazzie

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    My firsdt thought was the same as Tron:rolleyes:

    But after reading Penny's answer I bet she's right;)
     
  11. DISNEY FREAK UK

    DISNEY FREAK UK Earning My Ears

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    Never mind that!!

    I'm a schizophrenic..........and so am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Disney Freak UK
     
  12. sadeeyore

    sadeeyore <font color=FF6600>Got lost on the Teen Board whil

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    Been thinking so hard about this - I think I'm turning into a psychopath. Maybe she killed her just because she wanted to, nothing to do with the man.
     
  13. rob@rar.org.uk

    rob@rar.org.uk Skiing is best, Mickey comes next

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    It's obvious - if the man had turned up at her mother's funeral, he would probably turn up for her sister's as well. At least I think it's obvious! (FX: Music from Hitchcock's "Pyscho" plays in the background, as Rob's hands begin to twitch...)

    Regards

    Rob
     
  14. Dimplenose

    Dimplenose <font color=red>Stranger from the outside<br><font

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    Maybe the man WAS her sister who'd had a secret *** change operation and when the woman found out she fancied her own sister she killed her out of rage and embarressment .

    Libby
     
  15. Grumpy John

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    Being a male the answer is so obvious:

    THE WOMAN HAD PMT AND AS SHE DID NOT HAVE A MAN IN TOW TO ASSAULT HER POOR SISTER KOPPED IT!!!!!!!

    I think most sane married men will completely agree with me on that statement - and I have been married for 30 years!

    :Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc
     
  16. jana

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    Her sister borrowed and ruined the dress she wanted to wear for the date with the perfect man.
    A man is not worth killing for but clothes and shoes are ;).
     
  17. PoohBears#1fan

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    Everyone run and hide from Rob!!!!! Spot on Rob *shudder* LOL

    :)
     
  18. Sue & Co.

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    I would say that the undertaker was the perfect man - perhaps I'm just psycho. Mind you as a church organist I get to go to far too many funerals!!
     
  19. Roly Poly

    Roly Poly Earning My Ears

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    It was quite obviously fiction....there is no such thing as a perfect man!!
     
  20. Astrid

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    What a great thread and some hysterical answers! Should everyone be taking this a bit more seriously Jo??!!! :D

    I'm with Roly Poly ... no such thing as the perfect man, though I'm not giving up searching!!

    As for Rob .... hmmm .... seriously worrying!!! :eek:

    Grumpy John .... I'd watch it if I were you!!!!!! ;)

    Astrid xx
     
  21. Kilted_Yank

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    No such thing as the perfect man?

    NONSENSE!

    Now, as to why she killed her sister... she did it because she could.
     

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