I just generally laugh at them for taking such a horrible picture. I know it's not going to come out.
I went to see the American Adventure show once. There was a guy sitting on the far end (on the podium side), with his cameras out. And as the CM was speiling "no cameras allowed"... he kept right on rolling. And she kept pointing him out, making it very clear that he needed to put it away. The whole audiance was staring at him till he put it away so the show could start.
My greatest story of "stupid photographer guest"... (this happened to some one else not me). A fellow photographer was standing at the Rose Garden, taking night pictures of the castle. The parade was going on, so she was just standing there next to the tripod. A guy walks up with a kodak disposable, takes a picture of the castle with the flash on. And as he walks back past her, he tells you "you should get a real job", while he holds his camera in his hands. I laughed so hard when she told me this.
I have a picture in front of partner's on Grad Night, and you can barely tell the castle is blue, and I think you can see a couple yellow specs of what are windows. Disposables are not designed for anything but bright and sunshine.