It's Pilot Season out here in Hollywood, the time of year when everyone rushes around town trying to get a new series on the air. Out of all the thousands of pitches ABC receives it orders only a handful of "pilots" to be made. These are essentially test episodes and what the executives (read as Michael Eisner, he doesn't trust anyone else to actually make the final decision) will pick ABC's new schedule for Fall. I've listed most of the pilots have been ordered by ABC. The chances of any specific show being picked up as a series are remote, but this is the pool from which the new shows will come. The blurbs are from some internal promotional material; my comments are in italics. 10-8 An edgy dramedy about rookie cops and training officers at the Los Angeles county sheriff's department. 111 Gramercy Park Drama about upper-crust New Yorkers and their servants. This pilot stars Frank Langella, Peter Strauss, Tippi Hedren and Joel Grey. It's one thing to make a 1980's style primetime soap, but to use the same cast ? Alaska Brad Johnson stars in this drama about the troopers, criminologists and prosecutors who have to uphold the law in Alaska; previously titled "The Circle". The D.A. Centers on an ambitious district attorney who gets help from a neophyte investigator to solve the murder of one of his co-workers. Stars Steven Weber of the old 'Wings' sitcom. The Flannerys Drama revolves around a recovering alcoholic who gives up his big-firm job to become a store-front lawyer. Hench at Home Michael J. Fox's semi-autobiographical take on a pro hockey player (Craig Bierko) who spends more time with his family after he is forced to retire. Also stars Tracy Pollan, who I believe is Mrs. Michael J. Fox. Hope & Faith Comedy revolves around a soap opera star (Kelly Ripa) who's forced to move in with her housewife sister (Faith Ford). I'm With Her Comedy follows a budding relationship between a schoolteacher and a celebrity. Karen Sisco Drama based on the 1998 film with a focus on Karen Sisco (played by Carla Gugino), the tough yet sexy U.S. Marshal character created by scribe Elmore Leonard and originally played by Jennifer Lopez. My Life With Men Comedy revolves around a woman surrounded by her four sons, her father and her husband. Naked Hotel Drama which takes place inside a luxury hotel where guests and staff interact. This one is supposed to be a shoe-in as a midseason replacement. Nice Package A dating show in which potential couples get the chance to live each other's lives for two days before choosing to date them. The Partners Drama follows a pair of mismatched female undercover cops (Mary Catherine Garrison, Liz Vassey). Platonically Incorrect Comedy revolves around a man (Tom Everett Scott) and a woman (A.J. Langer) who work together as co-hosts of a "Trading Spaces"-type cable access show and are best friends but have kept things strictly platonic. Slice O'Life Comedy starring Janeane Garofalo as a behind-the-scenes producer on a prestigious newsmagazine. Probably the only show that will have The Dixie Chicks on as guest strars. The Street Lawyer Drama based on the John Grisham book about a rising young corporate attorney (Eddie Cibrian) who quits his job at a big firm to work for a legal aid clinic run that takes cases other lawyers reject and handles clients who can barely afford to pay. Then Came Jones Western taking place at the turn of the 20th century when modern technology is beginning to take over the country. Stars Melissa Gilbert from 'Little House on the Prairie' fame. These Guys Comedy follows four men as they conquer marriage, parenthood, divorce and dating. Produced by, but not starring, Tim Allen. Threat Matrix Kelly Rutherford and James Denton star in this drama about former spouses who work together to fight terrorism; show's title comes from the president's morning briefing about potential terrorist threats. Untitled Comedy features Dan Finnerty as an ordinary joe who ends up the star performer at his family's lounge. I don't know who he is either. Untitled Comedy about a man from a conservative background (Reid Scott) who dates a woman (Maggie Lawson) who's the daughter of a gay couple (John Benjamin Hickey, t.b.a.). Untitled Comedy features Jenny McCarthy as a rich heiress who is forced to live the regular life when she loses her money. Untitled Comedy features a man with a wealthy background who's forced to move in with lower-class relations. Wait, didn't I just read that ? Untitled Described as a politically incorrect family comedy with stand-up comic Rodney Carrington at the center. Untitled Samantha Mathis stars in a comedy about three adult siblings - two brothers and a sister - at different stages in their lives. Untitled Comedy that will focus on a New York writer who gets married to a woman raised in Kansas after which the couple then move back to her hometown, forcing the husband to quickly learn how to fit into a big family situation. Winner Take All Set at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, the show pits pairs of contestants with preexisting relationships who are visiting sin city -- such as newlyweds, or brothers attending a bachelor party -- in a competition involving stunts. ABC will announce the Fall Schedule the week of May 12.