The Mystery of the" Red Br@ Fish Extender" has been solved.
After an extensive investigation lasting nearly the entire cruise, the guilty party has been caught
red handed (or red br@'d) as it were.
Since no one was willing to accept responsibility for this action, i took it upon myself to seek out the culprit.
My investigation started by going cabin to cabin and having all the "bobber ladies" try on the br@ in search of a perfect match.
ala Cinderella.
I must say i was quite pleased with the ladies cooperation in this endeavor.
After what seemed like an endless search, i happened upon the cabin of a certain "
Red Haired Lady" with quite a personality.
Just as she was about to try on the br@, several members of the North American Pillowfighting League(you know who you are) arrived and started beating this poor lady senseless.
Well they pounded this poor girl, lets call her "Big Red" (for lack of a better term), until she was up against the railing of deck 10. She then couldnt take any more abuse and fell overboard despite my efforts to save her.
The last i saw her, she was drifting out to sea.
We can only hope she stayed afloat long enough that perhaps a boatload of refugees happened upon her and rescued her.
As a favor to me, since i tried to help this poor defenseless beauty, Cruise Director Clayton agreed to let me see the security videos from outside my cabin in hopes of finding the mastermind behind the "
Red Br@ Fish Extender" that was left on our cabin door.
Sure Enough....Plain as day...the video shows the lady we all know as Nancy G, aka mother goose, aka penny packer, aka ppgoose was indeed the mastermind behind the entire stunt.
Mystery Solved
In Honor of the possible loss of one of our own,
i suggest that if there is indeed a kk3 or bob 2...it be titled...
" KK3 The Revenge of Big Red