Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Vacation - Update 07/08! pp99 - Here today gone tomorrow

pkondz · Apr 24, 2015

orangecats2 said:
The picture is actually the bottom of the telephone in your room.

Good guess! We'll see how you did in the next update.

orangecats2 said:
T-Man was close but I'm getting the point for this one! I'm in second place. Just have to get ahead of Andy now!

Oooohhh... Someone wants the prize, bad.

orangecats2 said:
I can't believe you didn't go to CHH! It's our favorite!

I've never been. But it's on my to-do list now.

orangecats2 said:
I've never even been to Pecos Bill's! In pictures of the place I notice the chairs don't have backs on them! After walking around and being hot I want a seat with a back on it! Plus I have back problems so I may never get there.

That's weird. I don't even remember if the chairs had backs or not!

orangecats2 said:
Sorry it took so long to reply but I took a muscle relaxer and those knock me out for a day and a half!

Sounds like a gooood muscle relaxer.

afwdwfan said:
There are some people who apparently are offended if you don't offend them.

I find that comment offensive.

afwdwfan said:
Hey, it could be done. The monorail makes for an easy park hop.

True story, DW and I once hopped from MK to EPCOT for lunch just because we wanted nachos from La Cantina.

Point taken. I've heard that even with the monorail, it can take an hour to get to Epcot.
I didn't want to wait that long... plus then I'd have to get back.
I wasn't finished with MK yet.

afwdwfan said:
Cool! I'm glad you were able to go. I know you weren't at that one, but I remember Danica's first race when she temporarily took the lead. Anybody who was a real race fan and could understand the pit strategy and how they were cycling had to realize it wasn't going to last long, but I'm not sure I ever remember another time that you could hear the crowd over the roar of the cars when they were at speed under a green flag. Just insane!

I remember that.
But didn't that make her the first female driver to lead?
So there was that.
But I do remember a lot of people being really excited over what was in reality,
an artificial lead.

afwdwfan said:
Disney never makes mistakes. Don't believe me? Just ask them.

Oh, I believe you.
Disney Hollywood Studios... 'nuff said?

afwdwfan said:
But I'm sure you had the new song down by the second scene.

Actually, no!
At first I was like, "What's that? Is that it?"
Then I was... "No. Did I really forget it that much?"
It wasn't until the last one that I started going and just went with it.

bankr63 said:
You just had a conversation with yourself in first second and third person. You know they have medications for that don't you?

Yes and.... yes.

bankr63 said:
Okay, so go big or go home didn't pan out. Since I'm already home, can I go to Disney instead?

Sure! You have my permission.
(Might want to run that by A+ first.)

bankr63 said:
Not so sure about the "go to kitchen and make a sandwich" line; that was a bit over the top for Disney.

That line struck me too.
I mean he's supposed to be offensive, but...

bankr63 said:
Well I'm not in last place. I'm number 20something, I'm number 20something...

And climbing like a rocket!

No?

bankr63 said:
It is the bottom of the clock radio - rubber foot, mfg label to right, and 9V battery compartment at the top.

Another good guess.
You guys are too smart... or not.

dgthree said:
There's a Pineapple Pavillion kiosk up for Flower & Garden. I don't think it's a permanent thing.

Ah. I thought it might be something like that.

Sandy Mouse said:
The song When You Wish Upon a Star.

Ah.
And yes. I love that song too.

Sandy Mouse said:
Really? I heard Tink was ticked... and she holds a grudge. I might be able to run interference for you, but you have to admit you're crazy and get some help or next trip you'll have to watch out on the Peter Pan ride. Your ship just might not fly.

Oh, man!
But she started it! I swear!

Tracy161 · Apr 24, 2015

pkondz said:
It was at this juncture in the TR that our hero chose to stop being an @$$
and to quit referring to himself in the third person.

Trust me. One of me is enough.

pkondz said:

I can only hope that she got over whatever was bugging her
and calmed down a bit.

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The nerve of some people! :sad2:

I tell ya... hmmmmph.

pkondz said:

Food solves lots of problems.
Disney food solves more.

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Ha! You're tellin' me! I exercise for the sole purpose of eating, not the other way around. :laughing:

pkondz said:

...condimentize...

(And you better believe I took my time with the spelling!)

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pkondz said:

Tracy161 - 1 point for teasing and 2 points for a table for two.

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I really love your rules!

Absolutely amazing nighttime pictures!!! :goodvibes

There's just something extra-magical about nighttime at MK. :cloud9:

pkondz said:

"He's not one who wouldn't beat you with a tripod."

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They should have seen what you did to selfish-stick man!

pkondz said:

The touchy-feely couple shook their heads and went away.

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Karma, indeed! :thumbsup2

pkondz said:

During and after Wishes, they pump fumes from the next day's
servings of cut onions into the air.
The only way to get away from the stinging effect to your eyes
is to go do something else.

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So true... ::yes::

Goodness gracious on that never-before-scene photo. Ugh, I'm clueless! The inside of the safe in your room?! :confused3

pkondz · Apr 24, 2015

Tracy161 said:

And why exactly are you laughing????

:rolleyes1

Tracy161 said:
The nerve of some people! I tell ya... hmmmmph.

I know! Why they let people like that in the park is beyond me!

Tracy161 said:
Ha! You're tellin' me! I exercise for the sole purpose of eating, not the other way around.

Oh.... Is that what I'm supposed to do?

Actually, I've been having all kind of trouble with that.
Everytime. Every. Flipping. Time. I say "All right! Time to start exercising!"....
I throw my back out.

I don't get a heck of a lot of exercise when I'm flat on my back in bed.

Tracy161 said:
I really love your rules!

My TR. My rules.
And I have a very strict set of criteria to follow.

Or not.

Tracy161 said:
Absolutely amazing nighttime pictures!!! There's just something extra-magical about nighttime at MK.

Thanks!

And yes.

Tracy161 said:
They should have seen what you did to selfish-stick man!

I am not to be trifled with.

Unless you're cute.
Then trifle away.

(Yes. I mean you Andy.)

Tracy161 said:
Goodness gracious on that never-before-scene photo. Ugh, I'm clueless! The inside of the safe in your room?!

Not bad. Not bad at all.
You may be right.
Or not.

Heluvsme · Apr 24, 2015

What an amazing day at MK!
Your fix-ins look great!
No Splash?
Mmmmm Rice Krispie treat....
I still like Country Bears. Can't help it. Nostalgia. And a cool place to sit.

Great update as usual!

RockinDisney · Apr 24, 2015

No Dole whip...NO DOLE WHIP....I'm so done with you.....well after you finish this trip report, then I will be done with you....unless you start another trip report or a Pre trip report....

I am hoping that you ended up at the Poly and got a dole whip there....

I think my obsession with Dole Whip is getting out of hand...

Jungle cruise makes me giggle,

Your burger looked wonderful...so wonderful that I threw my diet out the window and went to 5 Guys Burgers for lunch...I had a burger with sautéed mushrooms and onions, Cajun fries and an Oreo cookie milkshake, I of course blame you and demand extra points-it is my opinion that they should equal my calorie intake .

blondes are a handful!

The night shots are awesome, I really like the boat, and the castle.

I have no idea what the picture is so I'm guessing the bottom of the microwave or fridge...no matter what it is I hope there is a story as to why you were looking at the bottom of whatever it is.

pkondz · Apr 24, 2015

Heluvsme said:
What an amazing day at MK!

I agree! I tried to pack a lot into it.... and I still came away feeling there was so much more to do!

Heluvsme said:
Your fix-ins look great!

Well, they're on display for all to see... all over the tray.

Heluvsme said:
No Splash?

No. And while it's not my favourite, I still wanted to ride it.
I couldn't believe it was down for the entire day.
I wonder what the problem was?

Heluvsme said:
Mmmmm Rice Krispie treat....

I love those things.

Heluvsme said:
I still like Country Bears. Can't help it. Nostalgia. And a cool place to sit.

I get that.
It's not high on my list of things to see, but I blame that on not doing it when I was young.

Heluvsme said:
Great update as usual!

Thanks!

RockinDisney said:
No Dole whip...NO DOLE WHIP....I'm so done with you.....well after you finish this trip report, then I will be done with you....unless you start another trip report or a Pre trip report....

Trust me. I'm done with me too!
I still don't know why I didn't get another one!

RockinDisney said:
I am hoping that you ended up at the Poly and got a dole whip there....

I can tell you that I didn't.
I just had zero time to do anything other than the parks.
I was there from rope drop to either closing or close to it every day.

RockinDisney said:
I think my obsession with Dole Whip is getting out of hand...

Hmmm.... No. No I don't think so.
Not possible.

RockinDisney said:
Jungle cruise makes me giggle,

Must make a note that if I'm ever in WDW at the same time you are, to ride Jungle Cruise with you.
I want to see you giggle.

RockinDisney said:
Your burger looked wonderful...so wonderful that I threw my diet out the window and went to 5 Guys Burgers for lunch...

Mmmmm.... 5 Guys.... So good.

RockinDisney said:
I had a burger with sautéed mushrooms and onions, Cajun fries and an Oreo cookie milkshake,

I would hope you'd have the sautéed mushrooms! Otherwise, what's the point???
And topping it off with the milkshake? Wow, when you throw out a diet... you THROW OUT a diet!

RockinDisney said:
I of course blame you and demand extra points-it is my opinion that they should equal my calorie intake .

I'll see what I can do.

RockinDisney said:
blondes are a handful!

And yet, they say that about redheads, no?

:rolleyes1

RockinDisney said:
The night shots are awesome, I really like the boat, and the castle.

Thanks!

RockinDisney said:
I have no idea what the picture is so I'm guessing the bottom of the microwave or fridge...no matter what it is I hope there is a story as to why you were looking at the bottom of whatever it is.

Good guess.

And the reason I was looking at the bottom of whatever?
Because when I promise "Never before seen Disney photos"....
I deliver!

Scoobymoons · Apr 25, 2015

pkondz said:
Bonus points to anyone who can tell me what I just did there.

Well I reckon you did three things:
1) Wrote in 1st, 2nd, 3rd person (you'll have to decide whether or not I worked that out for myself or just read the earlier comments..... :rolleyes1

)
2) You had an argument with yourselves
3) You messed with my head

Well played :crazy2:

pkondz said:
Really, don't you think Jungle Cruise boats should be called yachts?

Yachts sound a bit too glamorous for the adventure that JC is....they'd have to have captains instead of skippers, they'd definitely have to be dressed in white and cocktails would need to be served....

Heck yeah.....let's go with yachts....

pkondz said:
Just.... I can't really put my finger on it.
(Which would've gotten me arrested... or a date.)

pkondz said:
I had some time before my next FP+ window so I contemplated my navel.

For a moment there I thought you were back with you Jungle Cruise musings then realised the spelling didn't quite match up...

pkondz said:
Yes, I went to the Hall of Presidents.

We're contemplating this for August, but I'm slightly nervous about falling asleep - not that it wouldn't be done well, but more because it's inside, nice and cool and lots of listening...not quite sure what DD would make of it either...

pkondz said:
I wasn't humming the song from IASW
or doing anything else that would merit an attack.
I didn't fart in anyone's face, no matter how much fun that would be.
I didn't spit or curse.

Love the hierarchy of evil deeds here.....IASW is right up top!! (I actually mistakenly typed IASM first off - wonder what ride that is....?! It would definitely have an irritating song though!)

pkondz said:
I can only hope that she got over whatever was bugging her
and calmed down a bit.

I was totally outraged by this story until I realised that I'd been TOTALLY DUPED!!! No more sympathy from me any more.....

pkondz said:
Disney does that. Brings out the best in people.

Yup - one of my favourite things about it :goodvibes

pkondz said:

This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. I will have nightmares and you will be to blame. I have a very delicate nature and this has toyed with the balance of it.....

pkondz said:
You'll still harangue me.

Ah 'harangue' - lovely word!

pkondz said:
I always do the same thing when I go to condimentize a burger.
What? It's a good word.

Nope...it is not a good word...
It is an :banana:

word - please may I steal. I am actually going to create conversations based around condiments just so that word gets a bigger audience!

pkondz said:
Scoobymoons - Jungle Cruise - CHH - shrimp - 2 points

Ok.....better than last time's epic fail....

pkondz said:
Scoobymoons - 2 points for adorbs DD pics.

And as a bonus.....

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Not so cute now, huh?!

pkondz said:

Love how all the colours work together on this shot :thumbsup2

pkondz said:
"He's not one."

Is this open for discussion???

pkondz said:
Funny thing is, I would've taken their pic and sent it for free.
But the guy just immediately rubbed me the wrong way.

It still amazes me how people do not realise that when you are nice/polite/kind/generous to someone then they will (more often than not) be nice/polite/kind/generous in return. If you choose not to be nice/polite/kind/generous then the other people will be well and truly peed off with you. It's a no brainer folks.....

pkondz said:
I'd do it again, but doubt it would become a "must do".
More of a "should do", I guess.

This is how we feel about this, however with DD's new found love for all things funny (well, in her head anyway...) I suspect the visits may be more frequent this year....

pkondz said:
Karma.

Sigh....love karma....

pkondz said:
No. I didn't take a single picture.
I just stood there.... and.... breathed.
Disney sure knows how to get you right in the feels

My DH will never let me forget 2011 trip because he was really keen to see Celebrate the Magic and Wishes whereas I decided to announce that I really wasn't that fussed by fireworks...yeah, well he won and we watched both and needless to say by the end I was suffering from onion fumes.....

pkondz said:
During and after Wishes, they pump fumes from the next day's
servings of cut onions into the air.
The only way to get away from the stinging effect to your eyes
is to go do something else.

You are affected by onions a lot it would seem.....
:rolleyes1

pkondz said:
Stitch... Well, I've never seen it... or smelled it... and I had no interest in it

I went through the queue when it was Alien Encounter...then went out of the chicken exit....does that count????

pkondz said:
I had to. I was too dizzy to stand up anymore.

Personal tea cups....nice....

pkondz said:
But Zero, Jack's pet ghost dog, was nowhere to be seen.

Ah the foreshadowing comes full circle :dog2:

And that photo....it looks like the knob of a radio or wireless....can't be more specific.....boo....but here's a cake to make up for it.... :cake:

laura74 · Apr 25, 2015

Ponzi, great chapter! I don't have time to break down right now and I'm sure I'm too late to guess the photo. Let me just say you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Scoobymoons · Apr 25, 2015

Update: I actually did manage to discuss condiments today and use the word condimentation.....this is going so well.....

MAGICFOR2 · Apr 25, 2015

RockinDisney said:
No Dole whip...NO DOLE WHIP....I'm so done with you.....well after you finish this trip report, then I will be done with you....unless you start another trip report or a Pre trip report....

I am hoping that you ended up at the Poly and got a dole whip there....

I think my obsession with Dole Whip is getting out of hand...

Jungle cruise makes me giggle,

Your burger looked wonderful...so wonderful that I threw my diet out the window and went to 5 Guys Burgers for lunch...I had a burger with sautéed mushrooms and onions, Cajun fries and an Oreo cookie milkshake, I of course blame you and demand extra points-it is my opinion that they should equal my calorie intake .

blondes are a handful!

The night shots are awesome, I really like the boat, and the castle.

I have no idea what the picture is so I'm guessing the bottom of the microwave or fridge...no matter what it is I hope there is a story as to why you were looking at the bottom of whatever it is.

It's a Conspiracy! I had an In n Out cheeseburger animal style with animal style fries and a chocolate shake Of course Jim texting me a pic of his lunch from there had nothing to do with it. :rotfl2:

orangecats2 · Apr 25, 2015

Scoobymoons said:
Update: I actually did manage to discuss condiments today and use the word condimentation.....this is going so well.....

But it's condimentize! Try again.

We're going to the Schnitzel House tonight. Then to blacklight bowling. Going with our friends. It's their 5th wedding anniversary. They were married in Vegas at the Venetian. That's the last time we were there. I miss the buffets!

Five Guys is awesome! But kind of expensive. I get the little burger and regular fries. It's a good thing there's not one close to my house. I can't have milkshakes anymore. I've gotten lactose intolerant as I've gotten older.

pkondz · Apr 25, 2015

Scoobymoons said:
Well I reckon you did three things:
1) Wrote in 1st, 2nd, 3rd person (you'll have to decide whether or not I worked that out for myself or just read the earlier comments.....)
2) You had an argument with yourselves
3) You messed with my head

Well played

Well done. I especially like how you wrote it as "an argument with yourselves".

Scoobymoons said:
Yachts sound a bit too glamorous for the adventure that JC is....they'd have to have captains instead of skippers, they'd definitely have to be dressed in white and cocktails would need to be served....

Heck yeah.....let's go with yachts....

I could see you typing away...
"Oh, no it's not yachts. Ponzi's just wrong here. I'll show him that I.... cocktails?? Yachts it is."

Scoobymoons said:
For a moment there I thought you were back with you Jungle Cruise musings then realised the spelling didn't quite match up...

Nice catch!

Scoobymoons said:
We're contemplating this for August, but I'm slightly nervous about falling asleep - not that it wouldn't be done well, but more because it's inside, nice and cool and lots of listening...not quite sure what DD would make of it either...

Meh. If you fall asleep, that just means you needed a nap so you'd have enough strength to continue touring.

Scoobymoons said:
Love the hierarchy of evil deeds here.....IASW is right up top!!

Well of course it is!

Scoobymoons said:
(I actually mistakenly typed IASM first off - wonder what ride that is....?! It would definitely have an irritating song though!)

It's from the Wizard of Oz.
One of the munchkins sings it.
(I'm A Small Man... by Rude-yard Kindling)

"I'm a small man after all!
I'm a small man after all!
I'm a small man after all!
I'm a small, small, man!"

And a little part of me died while typing that.

Scoobymoons said:
I was totally outraged by this story until I realised that I'd been TOTALLY DUPED!!! No more sympathy from me any more.....

Good!
I kept adding details and line feeds so that you'd read it and not see the picture right away.

Scoobymoons said:
This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. I will have nightmares and you will be to blame.

Sorry, I should have photoshopped myself out of the picture.
I have that affect on women. Nightmares, I mean.
Retching too. That's pretty common.

Scoobymoons said:
Ah 'harangue' - lovely word!

But when you look at it written out like that... don't you want to pronounce it like merengue?
Ha-RAN-gay.

Can you dance?
No, but I know the harangue!

And if you haven't seen My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis... go rent/download/whatever it right now.

Scoobymoons said:
It is an word - please may I steal. I am actually going to create conversations based around condiments just so that word gets a bigger audience!

Once I create it, it's out there for anyone to use.
I'm very giving that way.

Scoobymoons said:
And as a bonus.....

Not so cute now, huh?!

Are you kidding?!?! She's totally adorbs!

Scoobymoons said:
Love how all the colours work together on this shot

Thanks!

Scoobymoons said:
Is this open for discussion???

Hmmm... depends. Which aspect did you want to discuss??

Scoobymoons said:
It still amazes me how people do not realise that when you are nice/polite/kind/generous to someone then they will (more often than not) be nice/polite/kind/generous in return. If you choose not to be nice/polite/kind/generous then the other people will be well and truly peed off with you. It's a no brainer folks.....

Golden rule, people! Golden rule!

Scoobymoons said:
This is how we feel about this, however with DD's new found love for all things funny (well, in her head anyway...) I suspect the visits may be more frequent this year....

I don't think I'd visit more than once on any given trip.
YMMV.

Scoobymoons said:
My DH will never let me forget 2011 trip because he was really keen to see Celebrate the Magic and Wishes whereas I decided to announce that I really wasn't that fussed by fireworks...yeah, well he won and we watched both and needless to say by the end I was suffering from onion fumes.....

Darn those onions! They get everyone!
I'm thinking next time I go see wishes, I'm going to wear a mask and snorkel.

Scoobymoons said:
You are affected by onions a lot it would seem.....

What can I say.
I'm a sensitive gu...

HEY! YOU KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE REPROBATES!!

Sorry. Where was I?
Ah yes. I'm a very sensitive and caring individual.

Scoobymoons said:
I went through the queue when it was Alien Encounter...then went out of the chicken exit....does that count????

I don't know. I've not heard great things about Alien Encounter either.
But I've heard nothing but bad things about Stitch.

Scoobymoons said:
Personal tea cups....nice....

I like that!

Scoobymoons said:
Ah the foreshadowing comes full circle

I'm not done yet.

Scoobymoons said:
And that photo....it looks like the knob of a radio or wireless....can't be more specific.....boo....but here's a cake to make up for it....

Okay, got your guess.
Not a bad one, too.

Thanks for the cake!

pkondz · Apr 25, 2015

laura74 said:
Ponzi, great chapter!

Thanks Laura!

laura74 said:
I don't have time to break down right now

Oh, man! First I give Claire nightmares and now I make Laura have a break down!
I gotta stop posting pictures of myself.

laura74 said:
and I'm sure I'm too late to guess the photo.

Nope. Plenty of time.
Well.... some time, anyway.

laura74 said:
Let me just say you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Why thank you!
Except I'm not really a scholar. I did get my BSc but that's about it.
And I tend to push little old ladies and small children down,
so not really a gentleman....

So... really, "schmo" would've been more accurate.

Scoobymoons said:
Update: I actually did manage to discuss condiments today and use the word condimentation.....this is going so well.....

The word is spreading! Not unlike the comdiments themselves.

MAGICFOR2 said:
It's a Conspiracy! I had an In n Out cheeseburger animal style with animal style fries and a chocolate shake Of course Jim texting me a pic of his lunch from there had nothing to do with it.

I keep hearing about In n Out.
Never even seen one let alone had one of their burgers.

But yes.... there's nothing quite like a really, really good burger.
I have no idea why McDonalds does so well.
Those things are horrible!

orangecats2 said:
But it's condimentize! Try again.

Hmmm... I see I'm going to have to referee this. See next post.

orangecats2 said:
We're going to the Schnitzel House tonight.

Here's me: "Schnitzil House?"
Here's Ruby:

orangecats2 said:
Then to blacklight bowling. Going with our friends. It's their 5th wedding anniversary. They were married in Vegas at the Venetian. That's the last time we were there. I miss the buffets!

I love how you go from bowling to anniversary to you miss buffets!

orangecats2 said:
Five Guys is awesome! But kind of expensive. I get the little burger and regular fries. It's a good thing there's not one close to my house.

They definitely are pricey.
But sometimes.... ya just have to toss caution to the wind
(in the form of debt and hardened arteries) and say "What the heck!"

orangecats2 said:
I can't have milkshakes anymore. I've gotten lactose intolerant as I've gotten older.

I didn't know that was something that could happen at a later time.
That sucks.

Wait... are Dole products dairy?
OMG!!!!

pkondz · Apr 25, 2015

So I created the word condimentize in the last chapter.
Claire liked it and wanted to use it in a sentence.
(Fascinate. Let's use it in a sentence. My sweater has seven buttons, but I only fascinate.)

Sorry.

Where was I?
Right.

So Claire uses it but changes it to fit the occasion to "condimentation".
Carrie points out that the word isn't "condimentation" but "condimentize"

So to prevent any bloodshed... (although it might be fun to watch... nah....)
I've decided to try and provide some clarity.
If anyone can think of any other modifications, please post them.
You too could save a life.

Condimentize - the action of putting a condiment on a bun or other (e.g. I'm going to condimentize my burger.)
Condimentation - Past tense of condimentize. (e.g. What sort of condimentation did you use?)
Condimentually - Future tense (e.g. When are you going to put mustard and ketchup on? Answer: Condimentually.)
Condimanually - When having to condimentize with cutlery instead of squeeze bottles. (e.g. I need a knife to put this on condimanually.)
Condimention – Quietly informing your host that he forgot to put out the condiments.
Contemptiment - When you look down on someone who won't put a condiment on. (e.g. Bill looked at Sally with contemptiment as she refused to condimentize her hot dog.)
Condimentolences – Taking a bite of someone else’s condimentized item and saying you’re sorry.
Condimension – The size of the condiment as it comes out of the squeeze bottle.
Condementia – When you can’t remember if you condimentized your item.
Condimentescension – When you only use Gray Poupon mustard instead of French’s.
Condimentigency – Emergency backup condiments supply.
Condimanding – When someone wants the ketchup you’re holding… NOW.
Condim – Prevents pregnancy. When your choice of condiment turns off your partner. See abstinence: When not using any condiments turns off your partner.

I hope this helps.

mmeb144 · Apr 25, 2015

pkondz said:
Condimentize - the action of putting a condiment on a bun or other (e.g. I'm going to condimentize my burger.)
Condimentation - Past tense of condimentize. (e.g. What sort of condimentation did you use?)
Condimentually - Future tense (e.g. When are you going to put mustard and ketchup on? Answer: Condimentually.)
Condimanually - When having to condimentize with cutlery instead of squeeze bottles. (e.g. I need a knife to put this on condimanually.)
Condimention – Quietly informing your host that he forgot to put out the condiments.
Contemptiment - When you look down on someone who won't put a condiment on. (e.g. Bill looked at Sally with contemptiment as she refused to condimentize her hot dog.)
Condimentolences – Taking a bite of someone else’s condimentized item and saying you’re sorry.
Condimension – The size of the condiment as it comes out of the squeeze bottle.
Condementia – When you can’t remember if you condimentized your item.
Condimentescension – When you only use Gray Poupon mustard instead of French’s.
Condimentigency – Emergency backup condiments supply.
Condimanding – When someone wants the ketchup you’re holding… NOW.
Condim – Prevents pregnancy. When your choice of condiment turns off your partner. See abstinence: When not using any condiments turns off your partner.

I hope this helps.

Yes, yes it does. ::yes::

You know who this reminds me of? Nebo. I sure miss him. :sad:

Tracy161 · Apr 25, 2015

pkondz said:
Condim – Prevents pregnancy. When your choice of condiment turns off your partner. See abstinence: When not using any condiments turns off your partner.

Hmm... I wonder if it also prevents dates. Perhaps I'm condimentizing all wrong :confused3

pkondz said:

I hope this helps.

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Yes! This list helps immensely! Thank you!!! :worship:

pkondz · Apr 25, 2015

mmeb144 said:
You know who this reminds me of? Nebo. I sure miss him.

Me too. I tried to get him back on here, but I think it's just no fun for him anymore.
His wrist won't let him type and he has trouble seeing the screen with his eyes.

Tracy161 said:
Hmm... I wonder if it also prevents dates. Perhaps I'm condimentizing all wrong

I would never put a condiment on a date.
Actually, I don't know if I've ever had just a date.
Date squares, sure. But dates?

Tracy161 said:
Yes! This list helps immensely! Thank you!!!

That's me. Providing a public service.

Sandy Mouse · Apr 25, 2015

pkondz said:
Condimentize - the action of putting a condiment on a bun or other (e.g. I'm going to condimentize my burger.)
Condimentation - Past tense of condimentize. (e.g. What sort of condimentation did you use?)
Condimentually - Future tense (e.g. When are you going to put mustard and ketchup on? Answer: Condimentually.)
Condimanually - When having to condimentize with cutlery instead of squeeze bottles. (e.g. I need a knife to put this on condimanually.)
Condimention – Quietly informing your host that he forgot to put out the condiments.
Contemptiment - When you look down on someone who won't put a condiment on. (e.g. Bill looked at Sally with contemptiment as she refused to condimentize her hot dog.)
Condimentolences – Taking a bite of someone else’s condimentized item and saying you’re sorry.
Condimension – The size of the condiment as it comes out of the squeeze bottle.
Condementia – When you can’t remember if you condimentized your item.
Condimentescension – When you only use Gray Poupon mustard instead of French’s.
Condimentigency – Emergency backup condiments supply.
Condimanding – When someone wants the ketchup you’re holding… NOW.
Condim – Prevents pregnancy. When your choice of condiment turns off your partner. See abstinence: When not using any condiments turns off your partner.

Condimentology - the study of using condiments as make-up.
Clarification of Condementia: Also, you become belligerent when asked if you have already condimentized your item.

At this point I am 100% sure your BS degree is in BS.

pkondz · Apr 25, 2015

Sandy Mouse said:
Condimentology - the study of using condiments as make-up.
Clarification of Condementia: Also, you become belligerent when asked if you have already condimentized your item.

Sandy Mouse said:
At this point I am 100% sure your BS degree is in BS.

I'm confused.... What else would it be in???

:rolleyes1

RockinDisney · Apr 26, 2015

I still can't quote..at this point i believe it is a user error :badpc:

But i think Sandy is under estimating you, i think you have a Masters in BS...
Yes, making you a Master BSER.

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