What are we doin today?
We got no place to go.
Gotta get out of this bed
Hey sleepy head, come along with me.
Mighty fine out today.
Lets makes this one lazy day
We can take it nice and easy
You know it wont be long till well, well be
Down by the pool being lazy, come as you please
Down by the pool being lazy, with our Disboards family.
If youre all alone, you wont be long
Just sit right down and sing this song
Down by the pool being lazy, everybody follow me.
I know I'm going to feel stupid when you tell me, but.... nope. Don't recognize the song.
Lady H ended saying I would entertain you. Ill do my best and give it another try because I have no talent. Zip, nada, zilch.
It's always nice when one recognizes ones shortcomings.
(jk. you done good.)
Oh my neck. Oh my back. Oh my neck and my back. Im gonna sue Disney for $500,000, but we can settle out of court right now for some free passes.
That seems like a pretty good settlement. As long as you sign non-disclosure agreements, I can't see how Disney could pass up that offer.
Today would be a slo ride, take it easy type of day.
That song, I know.
I promised Lady H we would take a break while on vacation
ah. You're a wiser man than I, oh Man-'o-bunnies. I didn't schedule in a break and I broke Ruby.
Major plan for the day is to sit by the pool, in the pool, staying cool and trying not to act like fools.
Well three out of four ain't bad.
We slept until about 9 this morning. Which when you stop and think about it, is sleeping late for us; since weve been up every morning at around 6.
Have kids and you'll never
ever sleep til 9 ever again.
Did I ever mention my name is We'll?
<everybody> "Hi, We'll."
When ever I hear "We'll need to clean the yard this weekend" translate to, "T_Man, you need to clean the yard this weekend."
Sleeping beauty is still talking to the bears.
Pardon? Did you just say that she's sleeping in the bare?
I take our laundry into the living room and sort out our laundry. Red shirt goes washed with Lady Hs white blouse.
I actually did that once. A white shirt got mixed in somehow with the colors and...
oh, the horror.
Yes, I know. Who does laundry on vacation?
Ruby... when she needs a break from commando style touring and me.
Oops, forgot the bleach for the darks.
I've also lost a couple of black socks that way too...
Up the stairs, 50 paces straight ahead, turn left and walk 10 more paces; turn and shoot.
very nice segue.
And why isn't that spelled segway?
We find two lungers (as Nebo would call them) between the pool and hot tub.
No, I didnt turn Lady Hs white shirt pink. Its now a nice dark red.
Someone had taken our laundry out of the washing machine and had just put them on top of the washing machine so he/she could use it. GRRRR!!!! They couldve at least put it in the dryer for me. Which is kind of a good thing they didnt though. We have some moisture wicking clothes that shouldnt be dried in the dryer.
So just to be clear. You're mad because they didn't put your clothes in a dryer, but you would've been mad if they'd put your clothes in a dryer?
Payback is a, well you know the saying to that.
I know! I know! "Payback is a dish best served with a side of coleslaw."
Right?
The clothes that needed to be air dried, I hung on the back of the chairs, over the sofa, the bed, balcony chairs and table. How many else do this on vacation?
<cricket> <cricket> <cricket>
Actually I have a pop up drying rack that folds down into a compact size no larger then a fanny pack.
Okay, I don't have that, but wouldn't that be a great idea? Go ahead and patent it if you wish, but I want shared credit.
She took them out of the washer and put them into the only available dryer. Thankfully I was there or she may have tried to steal the dryer next.
I must've read that 1/2 dozen times.
There's only one dryer and she's using it. So why does he say she'll try and steal it? Does he mean she'll walk out with a machine? She's so evil that she'll physically haul a dryer up to her room?
Finally, the nickel dropped.
whoops, I accidentally hit the dial on her dryer. My bad. Her clothes looked like they needed to be fluffed dry anyway.
So you're actually doing her a service. That's nice. Glad to see you took the high road.
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One of us is going to land up on the baggage cart if we dont stop and get something to eat soon.
Not if Curly beats you to it.
We were waiting until we got paid which just so happened to be today as a matter of fact. Well not today, today; but it was today back then.
So today is today yesterday and tomorrow it'll be today except when you're referring to yesterday's today tomorrow?
Nebo finds it hard to believe they sell pizza. Here's the proof.
That's not proof! You could've ordered that pizza anywhere and thrown an animal print tablecloth under it.
Nope. Not buying it.
We keep with our usual tradition and have our nightly drink out on the patio. Seems we made quite a dent in the case of beer we had left. Theres only a 6 pack left. We each have one so we can have a couple before our departure home.
That's better then loaves and fishes! You have only a six pack left. Then you each have one six pack and there's still a couple of six packs left!
Thanks again everyone for sticking with us. Were almost done.
Thanks for the chapter!