Spinoff - songs that make you want to stab yourself

[christineann]

Not a fan of the Doors or the Who either, though I like almost all types of music.

 

[goofyintoronto]

Christmas Shoes.

Light my Fire by The Doors. So freaking depressing! Actually pretty much anything by The Doors.

LMAO!!!!!!! OMG yes to the above!! just awful!

Also, anything by Alanis Morisette, Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston. My ears bleed.

 

[christineann]

Or Celine Dion. To me, she sounds like a wailing female, and all her songs sound the same. (I know she's very popular, so that's why I said "to me.")

 

[LBIJim]

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. The first time I heard it, I didn't know who was singing it and said something like "This b---- really needs to have her throat slashed."

Jim

 

[mom2travel]

I can't stand that Christmas Shoes song either. Also on my "quick, change the station!" list is Trouble with Girls by Scotty McCreery and pretty much anything by Michael Jackson.

 

[plutotek]

Red Red Wine

 

[goofyintoronto]

YES!!!! I have to agree with you. She's another one that really irritates my ears.

Or Celine Dion. To me, she sounds like a wailing female, and all her songs sound the same. (I know she's very popular, so that's why I said "to me.")

LMAO. That's funny.

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. The first time I heard it, I didn't know who was singing it and said something like "This b---- really needs to have her throat slashed."

Jim

 

[Fortuosity]

Any and all paeans to/about political leaders.

Honorable mention:
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
(A good antidote: You're Pitiful - "Weird Al" Yankovic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgydpSU8rE)

 

[denisem]

My go-to suicidal song? "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.

Hey, let's all sing along! (Extra points if you listen to this while watching end of "The Perfect Storm".)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

 

[krcit]

Lady in Red

 

[POOHsie]

MacArthur Park -- Richard Harris

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

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Also, a close second:

Abracadabra -- Steve Miller Band

 

[EMom]

There are several songs that make me rush to change the station.

ANYTHING out of Stevie Nicks' mouth. Seriously, put a blonde wig on a goat and you'd get the same effect.

Most rap. Can't spell "crap" without "rap."

I had to laugh at "Billy, Don't Be a Hero," as it makes me pray that a bullet hits Billy ASAP.

Don't like most "diva" music....you know, the ones who move their hands in an effort to illustrate their vocal runs........

And does ANYONE like The Christmas Shoes song? Because I've never met anyone who would admit it.

 

[DisneyWalle]

Bette Midler's Wind Beneath My Wings

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

I really really really don't like that Daniel Powter "Bad Day" song.

 

[christineann]

This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljxN40cx4sE

 

[momof1princess]

There are several songs that make me rush to change the station.

ANYTHING out of Stevie Nicks' mouth. Seriously, put a blonde wig on a goat and you'd get the same effect.

Most rap. Can't spell "crap" without "rap."

I had to laugh at "Billy, Don't Be a Hero," as it makes me pray that a bullet hits Billy ASAP.

Don't like most "diva" music....you know, the ones who move their hands in an effort to illustrate their vocal runs........

And does ANYONE like The Christmas Shoes song? Because I've never met anyone who would admit it.

thank you! someone else who understands!

 

[hereyago]

Anything by Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber.

 

[hereyago]

Also Chumba Wumba: i get knocked down and the i would 500.miles song.

 

[tvguy]

Imagine by John Lennon. It was a fine song until radio stations starting overplaying it after his death.

 

[POPCITY]

Jesus Take the Wheel, hands down, no question.