Im not sure Kevin Bacon was too keen on T-Man using him as an elbow rest by the look on his face, but then again
he did not vocalize any discourse.
You know, I just cringed when I saw that Ponzi posted before I could get to this, and yep, sure enough, he beat me to it.
I,,,,, was going to say that Kevin Bacon looks like he wants all six degrees of separation from Mike, but again, a day late and a looney short. By the way, Ponzi, am i missing a Smidgy connection with Kevin?
The Mummy is my second favorite ride in Uni Orlando, after Spidey, I'm always afraid my hair is going to start on fire when the ceiling goes up in flames.
What?
As we make our way out of the boat, I realize that I am soaked. Just before getting to the final exit area, another one of those stupid spitters takes a shot at me and lo and behold catches me just as I am taking off my sunglasses to wipe them clean, catching me directly in the eye! That hurt! Oooh...Ill get you, you little...
That little spitter gets me every time, and by the time I spot them , itj's too late.
Once again, we are greeted with a wonderful, 15 minute wait time. Off to the right, we see a ton of people making their way to the lockers. Since we disposed of our stuff right when we got into the park, we didnt have anything to worry about. So we trudged on.
The longest line I've ever been in. LENGTH wise, has to be Dueling Dragons, at IOA, that's when I found out the wait time translates to "actual walking time".
I however, slowly made my way over to sit next to him, and hurriedly brought the bar down securely on my lap.
Now I have a rule on coasters or rides of any kind. No seat belt or lap bar, its a great ride and I'm a happy Heather.
Lap bar or seat belt that goes across the hips, a few bumps and shakes, but relatively OK.
Anything that has an over the head harness, means it will probably be going upside down at some point. Time to start freaking out. A not so happy Heather. This is where the mantra starts to kick in.
Anything that has an over the head harness and a seat belt to keep you locked in place, means they are either trying to launch you into space or nothing good can come of this ride except me screaming my head off. Since I am not an astronaut, I think the latter would be the correct answer.
I personally, prefer the lap bar on ALL types of rides, evfen if it goes upside down. I really hate the "You aren't going anywhere no matter what' situation with the overhead harness, I's still much rather have an alternative escape route if needed.
I was once on a crappy coaster at Six Flags Great America, Terminal Velocity, that had the overhead harness that just pinned me into the seat. At the end the ride broke down when in the station, and I was stuck there for 20 minutes before they could release the head restraints.
Well,. the way my mind works, I kept pictureing a fire breaking out on the loading platform, and NOT being able to get out of the car!
And it didn't help those kids in Final Destination, either.
Boy, wasn't that ONE heck of a creepy amusement park?
It has taken me years to get the courage to open my eyes during these rides. Im such a wuss. This trip, I was bound and determined to actually see what the heck I was afraid of. So as I timidly got in the car and sat next to T-Man, I reminded myself that this only had a lap bar. There is nothing scary about a lap bar. Im perfectly safe with my lap bar.
(Dumb wife, dumb wife, dumb wife!!!!!)
I'm with Ponzi on this one, I love when you say that.
I liked it when Diane said it sometimes too, although I wish she had refrained from saying it on the night of Nov. 7, 2003 after we got re-married earlier in the day.
Theres no way out! Unless we go...
BACKWARDS!
or is that SDRAWKCAB?
PRAC! Oh...sorry, I mean CARP!
Well done!
Now Im the one trying to hurry out of the car, while T-Man is taking his time finding his hat and strolling out.
I would have bet my life the hat would have become a casualty on the ride. I still have one making the rounds on Dinosaur at AK.
I was thankful they had a blueprint of what this actually was, because I wasnt sure.
It's amazing what they are doing with Colorforms nowadays.
Seems like it came from a really big scorpion like robot type thing...
I have never seen anhy of the Transformers movies, never was interested and I'm not a Michael Bay fan, but now that they are building one in Orlando guess I better see one at least, cuz I have no idea what you are talking about. But I can't wait to hear your review of it, I've been told it's a lot like Spidey, and a lot of folks can't believe they are adding it into Orlando since they have Spidey already.
That was my Im pushing the red button evil face. I promise everyone can open their eyes again. Im sorry I scared you. I didnt mean it I promise. Look...this is much better.
Since I pushed the buttons, T-Man of course had to outdo me, and press 2 red buttons at the same time. Im wondering if somewhere in the rest of Universal Park, lights are being turned on and off or rides are being stopped and started as we press all these buttons randomly.
I'm pretty sure, that when you push those buttons, Test Track breaks down again.
Now soldiers, you know what to do. Once the car comes to a full stop, you are going to go as far to the end as you can. Take a seat as quickly as possible and complete your mission. Right?! Right?! Now move Move, MOVE!
We are ushered quickly onto Evac, who kindly does not mind us stampeding onto his back.
Yeah, one hour standing in line,,,, EVAC sounds about right!
Wow...Look at the time. No wonder Im exhausted. I should hit the hay, I still have to get up for work in the morning ya know....
What? You say I cant leave you hanging like that? That me leaving this chapter at this particular spot is cruel and unusual punishment?
Maybe...but I know youll be back to find out more...and that in essence is good writing. You will be back right?