Ok, Tuesday night, Nebo in the stroller, and Epcot on the horizon.
Thanks for the photo. Did Smidgy take that or was it Photopass?
One thing though;
I wasn't buying it.
What?
You'll see, and I was RIGHT!
I find that amazing that you'd suspect that far in advance how it was going to turn out.
But before we left, I really needed one thing done for me, and this I could not do by myself. ( easy out there)
Hmmm.... something you can't do yourself....
That's such a
long list that I'm not even going to try to guess.
It's like living in Winnipeg.
In January.
You are so wrong. Winnipeg in January is nowhere close to that dark
It's darker....
And a
lot colder.
A lot.
There, I just accurately equated somebody's home town with my behinder so now whenever they think of home,,,,
That's true. Whenever I leave town, I look in the rearview mirror (Hey! Nebo, you could've used one of those!
) and think, "Home's behind me now."
Sorry to burst your bubble, but when you talk about your anatomy that way, the mind just balks.
You know, in retrospect, I think it's sentences like these that I just asked her that cause her to drink, when you never can see them coming, and you know, that sooner or later, it's going to be explained and it's going to make sense, it's got to be a frightening living!
I thought you were going to say that's what led to the first marriage ending.
Nebo: "Diane, would you take a look down here for me?"
Smidgy: "I'm outta here!"
"Oh my goodness, is that what I think it is?"
"Yes, I got in the way of the Lilyputian Olympic Javelin toss"
Okay, let's see if I've got this right. Smidgy had to look down below the belt... and she saw something really small. Small enough that it resembled a 'Lilyputian Olympic Javelin'.
My condolences, Smidgy.
Tweezers would have helped but she got it out with her fingernails.
a. Boy that's
really small; and
b. Didn't that hurt?
I wanted to get her to put it on a piece of paper so I could photo it,
but it is a family board after all and we can't have that sort of picture on here.
this wheechair folded up better than a transformer and I put it in my pocket and walked on.
I like the imagery there.
nobody will listen anyway to advice from a person in a baby buggy anyway.
It's not so much the baby buggy as the pacifier you're hoovering
The line to the giant golf ball sucked them in like the world's biggest magnet!
It'll do that.
Test Track is closed still, Soarin' (apost,,, oh never mind),
apostles?
apostasy?
apostate?
:
it's time for listening to the Dench wench.
(I know, I need to fire my writers)
Actually, I like Dench wench.... but... yes.
I mentioned in the commentary section of the report something nobody answered yet, and I want to repeat the challenge, obscure though it probably is:
Sorry, I misread it. I thought you didn't want me to spoil it. I saw where you typed "If Ponzi can't get it" and thought "Ponzi, don't tell it".
Anyway, it's too late. Mrs T already got it.
One ride in and I'm already not likinig this at all, I feel really stupid and wish I had a huge bandage around my head or something. When it was time to get in a car, I threw in a
limp for good measure.
I probably would've done the same. "See? I really do need the stroller. Look! Limping! I'm not just trying to line jump."
This was another major hassle with the wheelchair, especially when I couldn't find which one was mine after we got out, so I think we just left it and thankfully, there was not a big line to go see Crush and got in right away for the next Turtle Talk Show.
You don't mention it, but how did you pick your stroller out after crush? Was there just one left or was it just "best guess"?
And the 3 newbies just weren't as amazed again as I would have thought they'd be.
Do you think that people are getting so used to the amazing (movies with CGI/3D/etc...) that when it shows up, it's just not a big deal anymore?
Even the other night at MK when I had to leave early due to a previous engagement, I made sure to tell them that WIshes needs to be seen from Main Street.
When I asked how they liked it I got a mostly, "Meh" answer. Turned out they saw it from the back in Frontierland near, what else, BTMR.
You gotta learn to let go. They'll either learn... or they won't. And there's not a whole heck of a lot you can do about it.
Then I practiced making on a dime spins and turns in my stroller, if I had one of those balls on the wheels to spin them I could have really hauled butt.
You should reserve one ahead of time for the next trip. You're probably going to need one, so might as well plan ahead.
Heh. Plan 'a head'.
I saw another old guy sitting out there by himself in a wheelchair and asked him to race. "C'mon, you and me, mano to mano, last one to the beer stand buys" but he wan't having any of it.
Maybe he was more of a hard liquor kinda guy.
A roped off area in the Plaza, FACING all the countries, that, after we asked, is only for handicapped, or WHEELCHAIR users!
Well. At last! A perk!
So, now that we have a terrific viewing spot, the three of them say they are going to go in search of food.
Well at least you and Smidgy had a nice spot for viewing.
So much for Todd taking charge of taking me around.
Oh well.
No offense, but that sucks. If you give your word that you'll do something, then do it. Make other arrangements if you have to, but...
Well it's family and maybe I shouldn't have said that.
While we waited, I did get to talking to an older guy in a chair, who was from?
NO, New York!
But he was born in New Jersey!
Phew! Close call.
It took me a while to warm up to him at first, he wasn't in a wheelchair, but one of those tricked out ECV things with actual MOTORS!
"Yeah, you think you're hot stuff driving around in that at night picking up chicks, but you won't see me stranded cuz I ran out of battery juice."
You should get yourself a nice chair with a v8.
you know how hard it is to find something to eat at Epcot can be.
True. Your options are extremely limited...
Being an EMH night, the race to the busses wan't the same, although I did feel a few times like I was in a battering ram, but Smidgy did a great job driving.
Another perk! Now you get to be the one smacking into people's shins instead of vice versa.
I did have to tell this one little old lady when we got there that she needs to get off my lap now, and she wasn't happy about that, mainly because she was staying at a monorail resort.
But... you were not on rails, let alone one.
Some people just don't get the concept of the monorail.
But you probably wouldn't have shooed her off that quickly if instead of a little old lady, it was a nice young one.
And, no, nope, nope nope, (I'm bringing home a baby, bumblebee,, any guesses why I'm saying that?), I'm not going anywhere.
no, nope, nope nope... I have no idea. I had to google it to even find out about the kids song... and I still don't know why you used it here.
My head is pounding again, I'm sure I overdid it last night, wheelchair or no wheelchair, I was still in and out of it a lot, plus a lot of visual stimulation that can cause a headache on a normal day, then the fact I took my afternoon stroll across the pond for a Mai Tai,
Too bad.
and:
No, I'm NOT letting Todd fake me out again on the pushing me around, no, I don't want to especially, interfer with Diane and Jackson possibly being able to interact more, because Todd is NOT pushing me around, and she has to,
'nuff said on that.
Yes, when I was little, when I got in trouble and Mom asked me, "I hope you had a good reason for what you just did young man", well, yeah, I was always prepared, much to her chagrin.
Why am I not surprised.
Ok, OK, let's hear it!
How many trip reports do you read where the word "chagrin" is dropped in so flawlessly?
This might possibly be the very first TR where such a superlative word has been used.
Bravo sir. Bravo.
(I wonder if he bought that)
Head stil hurts, and now it's wearing me down.
I guess so after 3 days of headaches.
But also cuz even when I am with them, the family I mean, things haven't gone anywhere near like I thought they would.
It never will. Watch National Lampoon... uh, pretty much any or them.
In all the trip reports I've done, almost every time I talk about watching Illuminations, I mention how I cant wait to see this with my grandchild, Jackson. Hoping to have him seated on my shoulders, people behind me be darned!
I know. And I'm really bummed about it. I even told Ruby and she said, "Awww..."
Funny, it never ocurred to me then, but thinking now about it, I probably would have loved to get a chocolate sundae from the food court, I just never think of it when I'm there cuz that's never one of the counters I ever order from.
That would've made the following even more special!
Monymony answered after a couple rings, but was clearly mentally disjointed.
Uh, huh. Sure.
She was mentally disjointed. Sure.
I put the phone down, looked at the window as my mind was about to consider, "What next" and LEAPED up!
I've never, ever, had something come on so quickly, and I moved fast as I could.
I didn't make it, vomiting with my hands over my mouth on the way to the bathroom!
Oh, boy. Everyone else has already chimed in but... after that, you must've been a
little concerned.