You might be a DIS-er if........

[mommystieg]

If you camp out 2 hours ahead of time, at all the best spots to view Wishes, SpectroMagic and Illuminations; you might be a DIS-er.

If you KNOW all the best spots for Wishes, SpectroMagic and Illuminations you might be a DIS-er.

 

[LuvLuvLuv]

if you base all your ADRs on dining reports... you might be a dis-er

 

[appletini]

You might be a Dis er...if, when you look up in the sky at a plane and say.."clearly their not going to the World, that's not the way to MCO."

 

[lovealatte]

If you KNOW all the best spots for Wishes, SpectroMagic and Illuminations you might be a DIS-er.

If you know the places where you can snag a good spot up until 20 min before, you might be a DIS-er.

 

[Karpkg]

If your 6 and 7 yr old DS and DD go up to a photopass photographer and asks for magic shots, and I mean specific ones and poses, you might be a Dis-er.

 

[TinkBride]

If you go to the Dis soooo much on your work computer that it eventually gets blocked by your administrator.......you might be a dis'er

and if you have learned after years of practice about what the limit of visits is before it becomes blocked again......you are a master dis'er

Soooo......I better get back to work!

And - if you have met strangers for ADR's while on vacation, just because you hit it off so well on the Dis - you might be a Dis'er

 

[KellyNY]

If you can answer on a spot what you want to eat in 180 days you might be a Diser.

If you shop for shoes with only thought if it will be comfortable enough to walk for 8 hours, you must be a Diser.

If at check in you request a particular building, particular room and ask if Sam is still around, you must be a Diser.

If your computer and cell phones wallpaper has Disney character, you are a Diser.

If instead of "where are you going this year", people ask "when do you go to Disney", you are a Diser.

 

[Thumper_Man]

If you know to book an early ADR at Crystal Palace, to get into MK before the park opens; you might be a DIS-er.

 

[DaniB]

Great thread! Best in ages!

If someone you know (or even hardly know) mentions they are thinking of going to Disney and you plan their whole trip for them within minutes...

If the first thing you do on getting out of bed in the morning is turn on your computer's Internet--instead of checking on your children,...well..

That cracks me up, it's so me!

But in my defense, I have 15-20 minutes to sit with a cup of tea or coffee before getting 4 kids fed & ready for school. I value those precious minutes!

 

[wcpamotm]

Anybody remember a song from the 70s called "I Believe In Music"? There's a line in it that goes:

So clap your hands and stomp your feet
And shake your tambourine​

As I was listening to it the other week, my mind couldn't help substituting this for the second line:

And try to keep right with 'em​

 

[KellyNY]

Great thread! Best in ages!

If someone you know (or even hardly know) mentions they are thinking of going to Disney and you plan their whole trip for them within minutes...



That cracks me up, it's so me!

But in my defense, I have 15-20 minutes to sit with a cup of tea or coffee before getting 4 kids fed & ready for school. I value those precious minutes!

Excuses, excuses, what about weekends...

 

[DaniB]

Excuses, excuses, what about weekends...

Weekends? I vaguely remember those before the kids came along..

 

[bjakmom]

If everyone you've ever known automatically thinks of you whenever they see a disney commercial, hear the words "DisneyWorld" and/or "Mickey Mouse", or hear of someone planning a vacation to WDW. . . .

If your children have spent the last several years being told, "Love ya - mean it!" . . .

If you panic at the thought of not sharing your Wishes or Illuminations cruise with perfect strangers. . .

If you feel cheated at having to pay full price for your own photopass CD (rather than, again, sharing it with at least 3 or 4 perfect strangers). . .

If your DGrD thinks that it's perfectly normal to wear Princess dresses every day of her vacation (and also when at home). . .

 

[mousiemom]

"oh, you have to ride TOT or TSM when your in HS." the person asks,"what is TOT and TSM?" - you might be a disser!!

 

[NJDiva]

Great Thread. Already have me laughing.

If you're sitting in the bathroom reading the Disboards on your smartphone, you might be a DIS-er.

yeah I do that all the time...

If you have it on your smartphone as a favorite you might be a DIS-er

 

[sohappy]

If you go to WDW so frequently, your friends accuse you of dating Mickey. . . you might be a DIS-er.

 

[LILOLO]

If you can answer on a spot what you want to eat in 180 days you might be a Diser.

This one made me start cracking up out loud...

If you see a picture of food and can identify what it is and what restaurant it's served at, you might be a Diser

 

[Mkrop]

If you mistakenly type in regular emails with DH, DS etc instead of typing out the real words...you might be a DISer.

 

[KellyNY]

If you scream "where did I go wrong..." when your family suggested beach vacation, you are a Diser.

If you have weather.com on your desktop set to Orlando instead of your area, you are a Diser.

 

[cbg1027]

If while in the parks you think in acronyms and have to translate back to english to converse with people...

I have to translate the acronyms ALL the time!

LOVE this thread, keep 'em coming!