Chpt 32 A day at the park formerly known as Disney MGM.
We were up bright and early the next morning....because Tinkershells non-negotiable itinerary was none to happy about the fact that we had slept in the day before. It started barking orders at us from the bedside table....calling us worthless and weak...and threatening us with bodily harm if we didnt make rope drop at the Park formerly known as Disney MGM. That got Pal Mickey all crabby....because he was not a morning mouse in the first place... so it doesnt take much to push his buttons...which were located in his hands and tummy by the way. Next thing I know...those two were going at it like Simon and Paula.....or Kara DioGuardi and the bikini girl if you prefer. It got so bad that I was afraid they were going to disturb the neighbors.....so I had to put Pal Mickey and Tinkershells itinerary in separate corners for a time-out. Dont give me that look Pal Mickey....maybe next time you'll think twice before biting the itinerary.
We did, in fact, arrive at MGM in time for rope drop....which in turn made Pal Mickey feel bad because he claimed the itinerary always gets its way...and that we never do anything he wants to do. Honestly, all of this drama was simply because Pal Mickey doesnt like mornings. As soon as he gets a little coffee in him.....hed be right as rain. Yup....a cup of coffee in the morning...and a couple of spoonfuls of benadryl at night...that's pretty much the secret to handling Pal Mickey.
Is it just me...or is that Kate Gosselin over Pal Mickey's shoulder? But where's Jon? Hmmmmm...interesting.
The MGM rope drop was pretty cool. Everybody was crammed together on Hollywood Blvd and they picked a family out of the crowd to open the park. Did they make an enormous mistake by not picking the Panic Attacks? Well, I dont think theres any question about that. But, the family they selected did a serviceable job... albeit slightly unenthusiastic. I'm pretty sure we would have brought a little more pizzazz to the production.
As soon as they dropped the rope...we did our patented quick walk which is definitely not a run because thats a Disney no-no to Rockn Rollercoaster. According to Tinkershells non-negotiable...and now slightly gnawed itinerary, we were supposed to immediately ride RNRC and then grab fastpasses for later...but our kids were still not 100% convinced that they were onboard with the whole fastest rollercoaster in Disney idea. We briefly considered drugging them...or slipping them a mickey if you prefer..... and making them ride without their knowledge... but then theyd be groggy for the rest of the morning. Plus...Id slipped my last mickey to Pal Mickey a couple of days ago in order to get him on the Jungle Cruise. Anyway...since I was fresh out of mickeys....and I didn't have a mickey source at WDW.....we went with plan B....we bribed them.
Looks like a typical Tinkershell parking job to me
While I waited in line for the fastpasses, the rest of the family was supposed go on ahead and meet me at TGMR....so I was a little concerned when I didnt find them there. I did a quick scan of the area to see if there were any "don't feed the birds" signs....because that's where I typically find Tinkershell....up to her elbows in bird seed. Thats about the time I noticed her over by Mickey Ave waving frantically for me to come over. She was wildly wind-milling her arms....and making loud cawing noises like a crow...all in some bizarre effort to get my attention. You should see what she does when she's not trying to be discrete. Well...obviously she had lost her mind, but I had little recourse...because our marriage vows had been crystal clear on the fact that it was until death do us part only....even though I had tried to shoe-horn a mental illness clause in there just before "I do". Anyway, I had suspected this day had been coming for quite some time...so I hurried over to join my insane DW.
Turns out Tinkershell wasnt crazy....who knew? Instead, it seemed that someone had tipped her off that the illusive Dream Team was located just inside the entrance to Walt Disney: One Mans Dream....and that's why my entire family was now wind-milling their arms and loudly cawing like crows in an effort to get my attention. Except for Pal Mickey...who was off using a snack credit for a venti soy caramel frappichino extra whip. You've got to admit....it was devilishly clever of the Dream Team to hide in an attraction entitled One Mans Dream. Oh...by the way...WDW was still in the middle of their Year of a Million Dreams deal. Did I forget to mention that? Not surprising...because Im a bit of a dullard. Also, we hadnt seen hide nor hair of the Dream Team on our entire trip.....and if we werent winning anything...then its not really a news worthy item. I realize that this may be a little hard to believe.....but there are actually a few boring details about our trip that I leave out.
Anyway, we huddled up outside One Mans Dream to put together our game plan. We didn't feel like it would be in our own best interest to let the Dream Team know we had been tipped off to their presence by some chick who had never heard the expression "loose lips sink ships"....because that might violate the spirit of the promotion...and we could end up with bupkus. Instead....we decided to act surprised. Thats why....as soon as we entered the door....I loudly exclaimed Oh good heavens....its the Dream Team!"....then I gave Pal Mickey a little nudge with my elbow and gave the kids a big wink...so I wouldn't look suspicious. Was it an Oscar winning performance? Probably not. Did it get the job done? Oh yeaaaaaaah.
So we emerged from One Mans Dream with four shiny blue dream fastpasses hanging around our necks. Pal Mickey didnt get one.....there was some technicality about him being ineligible because he was a Disney character. Boy...that was unlucky. Well...hopefully he got all the bad mojo out of his sytem...because sometimes these things tend to snowball. Anyway, I believe it was English author Gladys Brown Stern...probably best known for her novel
the Ugly Dachshund... who wrote "silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone"...or was that grammy award winning singer Gladys Knight & the Pips...who if I'm not mistaken, just happened to own an ugly dachshund...I always get those two mixed up. In our case, we didnt even stick around for the show. We just grabbed our dream fastpasses and hit the exit. Hows that for gratitude.
Next up: Chpt 33 - More MGM stuff...probably.