I don't want to hurt your feelings, but he's cooler than you.
hater.ignore him
This is exactly why I won't teach my DH to type....
me wyif teecht me too tiep an me duz juz fiane on tha combpuettr. shuxs, me gottz me owun puettr naim soz peepoles knooz deffurance tween bofa uz.
Where is he? His beer is getting warm.
we thought you left us already
I already annointed you Rookie of the Year.