Peeps, restrooms and drunks. A hot, sweaty Asian TR=Feb 08-4/27-Okay folks.....

[jordanyosh]

She's so funny. I want to see Baby Mama!

Speaking of one-legged, here's a story from my dating life and why I probably will stay single.

I went to a bar/lounge with friends a few weeks ago. I wore pants (this is relevant). This guy decides he'd like to start a conversation with me. It's normal at first until he asks if I have a prosthetic leg He told me he's into amputees. Uhmm ok. So sad that people have lost limbs and now they have to deal with a creepy guy who is just interested because they have one leg.

I was shocked and horrified. It called for another vodka/cran.

WHAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Another..how about 10....

My friend went on a blind date a got set up with a little person......
It's was the funniest conversation I've ever had.....!!!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

WTH!

Exactly.

That's what I thought from the pictures I have seen -- it looks very hot! Snow and skiing also do nothing for me. We will stick with TL.

It's about a 50/50 split from the reviews I've read over the years. People think TL is a bit sedate......I can't get enough of it....

That is shocking!!! I had no idea there were people out there like that!

Why would he be into...ah nevermind.....

WOW! That's just weird...

It is weird.....he must love Amy Poehler then......

 

[Native NYer]

Yes there are people like that out there. So strange. I must have a sign above my head that says "If you're weird, talk to me immediately."

Sad to say, that's not even the strangest experience I've had.
I went to a bar and ended up talking to someone who insisted on speaking like Borat the entire night. Then there was the guy who attempted to put me in a headlock at a dance club. Luckily I know how to use my knee.

Jordan, how did your friend react to the little person? That is shocking if you don't know the person is little.

Do you have any crazy dating stories? I get the feeling you do Jordan

I tend to date people who are unnaturally tall

 

[jordanyosh]

Yes there are people like that out there. So strange. I must have a sign above my head that says "If you're weird, talk to me immediately."

Sad to say, that's not even the strangest experience I've had.
I went to a bar and ended up talking to someone who insisted on speaking like Borat the entire night. Then there was the guy who attempted to put me in a headlock at a dance club. Luckily I know how to use my knee.

Jordan, how did your friend react to the little person? That is shocking if you don't know the person is little.

Do you have any crazy dating stories? I get the feeling you do Jordan

I tend to date people who are unnaturally tall

No crazy dating stories here....more drunk stories....that perhaps involve me being very crazy....I've gotten slapped a few times........ Those days are long gone.

I've crawled on the floor of a bar looking for a lost earring for a friend...Bar floors=nasty.

 

[Native NYer]

No crazy dating stories here....more drunk stories....that perhaps involve me being very crazy....I've gotten slapped a few times........ Those days are long gone.

I've crawled on the floor of a bar looking for a lost earring for a friend...Bar floors=nasty.

Bar floors are nasty.

Glad your days of being slapped are gone.

Vodka is good without the drama!

 

[Brenle]

Maybe...or maybe they'll just oblige you because they don't understand what you're saying...

I'll give it a try. My DH will think I'm totally nuts and probably say what the bleep are you doing???? I'll just blame it on the DISboard.

 

[jordanyosh]

Bar floors are nasty.

Glad your days of being slapped are gone.

Vodka is good without the drama!

Haven't been slapped since mid 90's.

However, I have made out with a drunk chick at a Pub in San Jose......that was fun...I think...I was drunker than she was.....That was 2001......

Vodka and I were fast friends this past trip.....

 

[jordanyosh]

I'll give it a try. My DH will think I'm totally nuts and probably say what the bleep are you doing???? I'll just blame it on the DISboard.

I have yet to actually take pix WITH my peeps....just in the vicinity. My next Trip will be the one with my peeps.

 

[Charleston Princess]

Why would he be into...ah nevermind.....

Yes, let me live in my little bubble of innocence.

 

[jordanyosh]

Yes, let me live in my little bubble of innocence.

Me too...

 

[Native NYer]

Yes, let me live in my little bubble of innocence.

Me too...

 

[jake&samsmom]

Love the "peeps" section!

 

[jordanyosh]

Love the "peeps" section!

I've been lurking on your TR and was going to post, but realized you're at the end of your TR....

More peeps coming up.....soon.

 

[carrieannie]

I do feel better. The closest I've gotten to watching the Rock of Love is the spoof they do on SNL where Amy Poehler does her one legged ho.

I saw the SNL referance and had to back up... love it!

One legged ho

She's so funny. I want to see Baby Mama!

Speaking of one-legged, here's a story from my dating life and why I probably will stay single.

I went to a bar/lounge with friends a few weeks ago. I wore pants (this is relevant). This guy decides he'd like to start a conversation with me. It's normal at first until he asks if I have a prosthetic leg He told me he's into amputees. Uhmm ok. So sad that people have lost limbs and now they have to deal with a creepy guy who is just interested because they have one leg.

I was shocked and horrified. It called for another vodka/cran.

Thats kinda funny!! I think I serve these people all the time at the liquor store!

Yes there are people like that out there. So strange. I must have a sign above my head that says "If you're weird, talk to me immediately."

Sad to say, that's not even the strangest experience I've had.
I went to a bar and ended up talking to someone who insisted on speaking like Borat the entire night. Then there was the guy who attempted to put me in a headlock at a dance club. Luckily I know how to use my knee.

Steve does an awsome Borat impression! he hated the movie, got it for his birthday last year and made it halfway through,,he got to nervous.. he missed the best part,,the naked wrestiling scene!

Jordan, how did your friend react to the little person? That is shocking if you don't know the person is little.

I would like to know also...was he told prior to the date?

 

[winkers]

After explaining Flat Winkers to my family and the following intervention that took place my family posed in and Ode to Jordan......................

 

[jordanyosh]

No he did not know...and she wasn't actually a Little Person just very, very short.....

 

[jordanyosh]

After explaining Flat Winkers to my family and the following intervention that took place my family posed in and Ode to Jordan......................

 

[winkers]

Look who I got!

Gorilla butts, here I come!

 

[kindakrazy2]

SARAH!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for stopping by.....If you want to tackle this bad boy, use the links.....unless you've been lurking......

No worries, I've been lurking!

Haven't been posting much lately but intend to change that now!

 

[stagemomx3]

After explaining Flat Winkers to my family and the following intervention that took place my family posed in and Ode to Jordan......................

That is hilarious. I think the best part is the baby in the middle who looks shocked at it all.