Peeps, restrooms and drunks. A hot, sweaty Asian TR=Feb 08-4/27-Okay folks.....

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They buy me a tequila shot...and we all do them. They were more like double shots.......


Uh oh. Tequila shots. When I went out with my friends Friday night, they had some tequila shots and holy smokes! That did them in for the night! I'm so glad I didn't have one ;)

As a parent, I know how great it is to have someone you trust to leave your kids with. I'm sure Wendy and Derek enjoyed themselves so much more not having to worry about them :) I want that steak filet!!!!

Oh - when I drove to the hospital yesterday in Baltimore, I passed through the Inner Harbor and saw ESPN Zone and thought of you. My oldest friend is coming to visit me at the end of this month and it happens to be my birthday. Maybe if I'm daring enough, we'll head on over there.
 
How they turn so fast.....;)

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Thanks to CamelotCats for sending the shirt....:grouphug:

Oh That was worth waiting for !!:rotfl2:
 
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This must be what Jordy looks like while writing an update...........
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Firstly OMG Winkers....I boaked so much when I saw that pic:sick:

Jordan you're such a good friend and uncle doing wee peeps duty:worship: ...those chaps in the bar must have recognised that you had been babysitting :crazy2: and knew instinctively that :drinking1 was the only atidote
 
Great Update Jordy!:thumbsup2
Wendy NO WALMART I couldn't survive !!:lmao:
Jordan you are the BESTEST for watching the kids ! Can I clone you!! I have 3 that could use A YOU!!:worship:
 
Cue dream sequence music..... do your best Wayne's World with the fingers......

I can't believe that I actually did the music out loud when I read this ...(I however didn't not do the finger thing.)
 
What a great update! Jordan, I hang on your every word. A single guy babysitting 3 small children, hats off to ya! Did Dylan ever finish his pizza? I hate frozen pizza :crazy2: It must have been nice to break free and go out to throw a few back! :drinking1
 

I made the kids a frozen pizza (hey, it was the best I could do) and got some grapes out for them. Baby J and Erin had no problem eating their dinner. I had some issues w/ Dylan. Here he is sitting until he eats his food...
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Kids...I just don't get them. If I had fresh, delicious pizza right in front of me, I would not be giving you the pouty face.:(

Yes, my palate is THAT refined! ;)
 
Aww! How sweet of you to watch the kids.
 
First: You're welcome! I think it is a little big though. :rolleyes1 Great pic!!

And yeah, no Walmart. It was a BIG deal when they put a KMart in the city. There is supposedly a Walmart about 45 miles from here north, another 30ish miles west (maybe more??), and a few relatively close miles wise (BUT a rough drive) in Brooklyn. My parents used to live 20 minutes from Walmart, so I HAVE been to one, but it's been a few years. No JoAnn here anymore, either. :sad:

We DO have a Target just up at the Mall, though. 20 minutes and a bridge away. :sad2:

NOW:

Chapter 28. Monday, February 4th. Day 5. Part 6. Adventures in Babysitting and Adults Only Dining.

It was time for dinner at Le Cellier, only I'm not going. That's right folks; Uncle Jordy's on babysitting detail!

I do this in part to "pay back" Wendy and Derek for inviting me on vacation. I also do it because I'm nice and actually like hanging with the kids.

So Josh and Robo bring Baby J up and everyone is off.......

<CUE FORBODING MUSIC....>
Seriously, though, it's REALLY cool of you to do this. I have such a problem finding people to watch my kids....that's another reason I love WDW....Kids clubs!

Derek says go ahead and order room service so I order a Club Sandwich and Buffalo Strips. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....It arrived fresh and hot...Oops can't eat quite yet...gotta feed the kids

I made the kids a frozen pizza (hey, it was the best I could do) and got some grapes out for them. Baby J and Erin had no problem eating their dinner. I had some issues w/ Dylan. Here he is sitting until he eats his food...
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He's thinking: "I want the buffalo strips!!"

I was finishing my now cold food. Maybe my brian was jello because I could've just used the microwave to reheat my food. :idea: Yeah, I just got that brilliant idea 5 minutes ago....I'm a little slow.

Welcome to the normal meal routine of a mom. Ever seen that scene in "A Christmas Story", where Ralphie says his mom never had a warm meal for 18 (or something) years?? SOOOOO true.

As Dylan and Erin were having their brains turned to jello watching TV, I began to wonder how dinner at Le Cellier was going...............

Cue dream sequence music..... do your best Wayne's World with the fingers......

Deedle doo deedle doo deedle doo... .

[Smiles, smiles everywhere at the entrance:
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More smiles....(they wouldn't be smiling if they knew the kids were playing with knives)
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Drinks, drinks, drinks....oh....and a little tongue:
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They came back around 10:15pm.

They came BACK!?! (joke).

Looks like they had a nice night! Were you asleep when they returned? Any blackmail pics??

I took off and had a drink or two or three at ESPN. There was a mortgage conference (cue funeral music) at the Swan/Dolphin and there were 3 guys at the end of the bar drinking away the pain (they were actually pretty happy). They were getting ready to leave and were doing shots. Of course, I must have some light flashing above my head saying "This guy can drink. Buy him a drink." They buy me a tequila shot...and we all do them. They were more like double shots.......

Maybe they worked for Bear Stearns and new the end was near.....
(I'm allowed to make that joke, DH works for bear stearns)

I walked out onto the Boardwalk. I sat on a bench and enjoyed the view....The water was so still.

Walked (read: stumbled) then sat (read: collapsed) enjoyed view (read: stared at the pink elephants ice skating on the stil water until I could trust myself to make it back to the room)

Tomorrow: Animal Kingdom. Peeps and someone gets busted.

OOHHH! Busted!! Was it Kim for trying to pose with the peeps?? Or did you try to sneak a too-short kid onto a ride??? OOOOHHH! (for full effect, this must be said with the tone of an elementary schooler with the proper "you're gonna get in trouble!" gleeful tone and cadence)
 
I had to share this with all my peeps:

From the Baby Bloopers page in this month's Parents magazine
Our 4 yr old daughter, Julia, was hungry before dinner and asked to eat a few Peeps for a snack. My wife reminded her that the sweets aren't nutritious and would spoil her appetite. Julia remarked, "But Mom, they have chicken in them."


Who knew!?!
 
I had to share this with all my peeps:

From the Baby Bloopers page in this month's Parents magazine
Our 4 yr old daughter, Julia, was hungry before dinner and asked to eat a few Peeps for a snack. My wife reminded her that the sweets aren't nutritious and would spoil her appetite. Julia remarked, "But Mom, they have chicken in them."


Who knew!?!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: That IS funny! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
We don't have one near us!! (I don't even know where the closest one is to me)...

And, even more inconceivable, can you believe that I've NEVER been to a Wal-Mart in my life?Shocking I know.


You are now my personal hero! I really can't stand Walmart. I only go if it is absolutely neccessary. Such as, not being able to find something ANYWHERE else in town, or the next town over. Or if a DISer needs me to look for something. :laughing: Other than that I say away.....I stay FAR, FAR AWAY.
 
That was very nice of you to babysit so the others could have a nice evening out, I know they're rare and much appreciated:goodvibes

Cold food...now you have had a taste of parenting...after you become a parent you don't have hot, or warm food to often...or showers...:rotfl:

:lovestruc Creme Brulee :lovestruc That looked so yummy!!!

Glad you got to go out after babysitting and enjoy yourself:)

 
I love the shirt Jordan and to accessorise with Flat Winkers :rotfl:

What a sweetie you are to babysit the kids, it looked like the adults had a great night and so did you once they returned :lmao:
 
Mom, I'm surprised you're still up!!!!!


I know, I shouldn't have been. I had just finished an update on my TR and I couldn't tear myself away from the DIS, it's a sickness. I partially blame you though because when I should already be in bed you start posting (around 1 a.m.) and I have to come check it out.
 
The pictures of you and Erin are ADORABLE! Those are such great memories to have saved. The kids were all so cute during your adventure in babysitting, it was awesome of you to watch them so everyone else could go out. You got to spend time with the kids and then still end the night on an ESPN note :thumbsup2
 
This must be what Jordy looks like while writing an update...........
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Where did you find this...:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

If looks could kill!!You obviously were'nt his favorite!

We have our battles. Last week we sat at the table for 45 minutes until he ate some potato salad.

How nice of you to babysit, looks like wendy et al enjoyed themselves.

Dylan looks less than impressed with your cooking skills though, maybe he was hoping for some room service!!

I actually like babysitting...

Don't know what his deal was that night. If I had taken the meat out of the sandwich and given him that.......he would've been :cloud9: . He LOVES meat.

Okay, this is just wrong! :crazy:

I thought the some thing...then I laughed...

Did Dylan ever finish his dinner? You're a nice person to babysit 3 kids! I think I would have lost my mind. But I'm sure the drinks afterward made up for it.

I would've been drinking either way...;)

I finished it for him....:confused3

How sweet of you to babysit the kids! Love the picture of Dylan giving you the evil eye. :laughing:

Tequila shot = yuck! Sounds like you had fun though. :)

I'm not a lover of Tequila, but I can do Patron. Patron is a high quality, smooth tasting tequila..

Uh oh. Tequila shots. When I went out with my friends Friday night, they had some tequila shots and holy smokes! That did them in for the night! I'm so glad I didn't have one

Tequila and I usually don't get along, but I was okay that night...;)

carissa said:
As a parent, I know how great it is to have someone you trust to leave your kids with. I'm sure Wendy and Derek enjoyed themselves so much more not having to worry about them :) I want that steak filet!!!!

It probably would be different if they were difficult kids, but they're generally great kids. So it's easy...even when they're bad.

Carissa said:
Oh - when I drove to the hospital yesterday in Baltimore, I passed through the Inner Harbor and saw ESPN Zone and thought of you. My oldest friend is coming to visit me at the end of this month and it happens to be my birthday. Maybe if I'm daring enough, we'll head on over there.

Perhaps you can catch some March Madness...go UCLA.

Oh That was worth waiting for !!:rotfl2:

I'm glad it was worth the wait.

So nice of you to babysit. :thumbsup2 The pictures of Dylan "eating" dinner are hillarious! :lmao:

I know....I had to take that picture. It was too good to pass up.

Firstly OMG Winkers....I boaked so much when I saw that pic:sick:

Jordan you're such a good friend and uncle doing wee peeps duty:worship: ...those chaps in the bar must have recognised that you had been babysitting :crazy2: and knew instinctively that :drinking1 was the only atidote

Probably saw the frazzled looked on my face....:)

They were really nice....

Great Update Jordy!:thumbsup2
Wendy NO WALMART I couldn't survive !!
Jordan you are the BESTEST for watching the kids ! Can I clone you!! I have 3 that could use A YOU!!:worship:

Target for sure I'll go to...I won't step foot again at the Deliverance Wal Mart.

I can't believe that I actually did the music out loud when I read this ...(I however didn't not do the finger thing.)

I did too......:rotfl2:

What a great update! Jordan, I hang on your every word. A single guy babysitting 3 small children, hats off to ya! Did Dylan ever finish his pizza? I hate frozen pizza :crazy2: It must have been nice to break free and go out to throw a few back! :drinking1

They were easy and if I remember correctly, Baby J went down pretty quickly.

The frozen pizza wasn't bad, I ate all the kid's scraps....I think Derek ate the rest later in the week.
 
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