Grossest Thing You've Seen at the Parks

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Gross and funny at the same time - I saw a man walking towards me at MK with white lycra cycling shorts on. No, it gets worse! He had, how can I say this delicately, err, a rather large bulge at the front but it was all mishapen and knobbly. Now (honestly) I don't make a habit of casting my eyes southward but this was just mesmerising.

As he walked closer the bulge got lower and lower until eventually a pair of socks fell out of the bottom of one of the legs. I double-up laughing and he went very red, took the socks out and walked the other way

What made it gross was that it was at the MK!!

 

[HeresYourEars]

With apologies to any South Americans who may be reading this, I have to say that the rudest people I ever encountered at WDW were the groups of students (Brazilian I think), none of whom seemed to display one bit of common courtesy...pushing past little kids, stomping on feet without so much of a 'sorry'...just generally being boorish and inconsiderate and completely clueless how to act properly in a guest country. My hubby had enough one day and told one particularly rude kid that in this country, we say I'm sorry when we push someone in line.

Grrrr....rant, sorry.

 

[Minnie_me]

Waiting in line for Laugh Factory, in that room where you go round and round the maze. There were no garbage cans, so people had left garbage here and there - - very disappointing.

But then we saw, on a ledge, a water bottle -- with PEE in it! EWWWWW!!!

I guess I can KIND OF understand the poor little boy who had to pee so badly, but then why LEAVE IT THERE?!?! Why didn't one adult in the group find a garbage receptacle?

 

[klj27]

Waiting in line for Laugh Factory, in that room where you go round and round the maze. There were no garbage cans, so people had left garbage here and there - - very disappointing.

But then we saw, on a ledge, a water bottle -- with PEE in it! EWWWWW!!!

I guess I can KIND OF understand the poor little boy who had to pee so badly, but then why LEAVE IT THERE?!?! Why didn't one adult in the group find a garbage receptacle?

we also noticed a lot of trash in there.

I am going to hope that the water bottle was made with a lemonade packet.

 

[Maleficent13]

Just remembered this! There was a huge guy at MK (what is it with me and the MK?) lying against a grassy slope with no shirt on and just a pair of shorts. Now that I can handle. What was gross was that he had a hot-dog sausage and was dipping into the salt he had poured into his huge belly button.

I kid you not, I was there. I (unfortunately) saw it with my own eyes...

O...M...G...

One hotdog please!
Want belly jam with that?

 

[AmazingGrace]

Well, I'm not sure how "gross" this is, but DD9 is still talking about how tacky this was. We saw a woman carrying her cell phone in her cleavage. Let's just say it was a very revealing top and she had pleny of room for it! (Of course maybe it's just jealousy that I wouldn't be able to do that!)

Angie

I have a cousin who does that, only it's not the chest cleavage...need I say more?

 

[DizzDoll]

Hey guys, the one positive from this thread is that my diet's REALLY REALLY working ! Who wants to eat after reading some of these posts !

 

[Disney1fan2002]

I was told my my mom that there was a line outside the women's restroom. Why did it take so long? According to mom, nobody wanted to use one stall. Someone had taken a HUGE one and it was so long that it clogged the toilet and was resting on the edge of the toilet seat!!! SO GROOOOOSS! I can't believe my mom was able to describe it without puking!

OMG!!!!!

 

[mlggator]

OMG! I am going to have to apologize in advance if any of you see my kids do any of this. We are going to WDW soon. I have gross ones that involve, yes, my family

Anyway, my son is a big culprit of running his tounge along railings. He also licks cement (like sidewalks). It is totally gross and I stop him whenever I see him doing it, but it is almost impossible to stop him. He does it all the time, I don't know why.

Anyway, here is another gross one that my son did, and I am praying that I don't get a repeat performance while we are at Disney. My son has a very strong gag reflex and certain foods are guaranteed to trigger a choking episode that often ends up in him emptying his stomach (this actually happens several times a week). Cheese and deep fried chicken strips are huge culprits. Anyway, we were at a TGI Fridays the a few weeks ago and even though I cut his chicken into teeny tiny pieces, he still began to choke and I didn't get it clear in time and he begins to vomit. Well my daughter got really grossed out this time and she also starts to throw up. Both of them throwing up all over the table. GROSSSS!!! I was horrified and so embarrassed. We immediately asked for the check and cleaned it all up ourselves. I think we went through a whole box of wipes.

Michele

 

[FutureMrsC]

I saw a few things during my trip (7/7-7/14).

1) DH & I decided to ride the JIYI with Figment ride, and as always, there wasn't much of a queue to speak of (MAYBE 5-6 people before us). Anyway, I look to my right (now, this wasn't way off to the side or hidden AT ALL) and there was a woman changing her 3-4 year old's poopy diaper out in the open! I mean... he was standing up w/ absolutely nothing covering him from his shirt down. I might understand if it was an attraction w/ a tremendous wait and there were dark corners or something... maybe... but anyway... it gets BETTER. Even though there was a trash can less than 2 feet away, she folds up the diaper and leaves it on the FLOOR! This wasn't a cultural thing, either... she appeared to be complete trailer trash (and I'm not prejudiced against people living in trailers.... I have several friends that live in them)... it was just so... disgusting... and showed absolutely no class at all (let alone respect for the attraction or its other patrons). I mean... sure, I'm not thrilled with what the ride has become, but geez... I wouldn't ever deem it worthy of THAT!

2) We were either riding Peter Pan or Buzz Lightyear, I think... or maybe Splash... anyway... it was an enclosed dark ride attraction... right after we boarded our car (and left the boarding platform) I looked to the left of the car and there were 2 folded up, obviously already been used) diapers just laying on the "set" of the attraction... the person/people responsible must have just waited until they felt like they were out of sight of the CMs on the "loading platforms" before they disposed of their child's diapers. Ew. What is wrong with some people? What's the big deal in walking 5-10 feet for a trash can or, better yet, walking to a bathroom to dispose of it? Gross, gross, gross.

 

[perdidochas]

We were in line for Monsters Inc and there was a man, looked to be at least 50, full frontal body-to-body kissing a girl that looked, at the most, 14. Hands on her hips and everything. She was gazing very goo-goo eyed at him. It was creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

When I see that, I usually joke to my wife about men being affectionate with their daughters........

 

[Dopey'swife]

My daughter and I walked in to one of the bathrooms in Epcot and a woman was washing her bare pendular teets in the sink. It was lovely.

 

[POB14]

Not Dis related but whe have a Maryland Renaissance Festival here and an older woman bought this large pickle and carried it there.

Coulda been worse . . . .

My daughter and I walked in to one of the bathrooms in Epcot and a woman was washing her bare pendular teets in the sink. It was lovely.

"Bare Pendular Teets" would be a great name for a band.

 

[ClaraBug]

My family was having lunch in the Columbia Harbour House at Magic Kingdom. My husband went to use the bathroom and came racing back out with a horrified look on his face. Bracing myself for a doo-doo story, I was shocked when he told me what actually happened. Apparently, there was a man standing at one of the urinals who was... how should I say this... "shaking it" a little longer than any man should in public.

I was a little surprised that my husband looked, but he said it was obvious what was going on when he walked in the door. A few minutes later we heard someone at the next table telling his wife the same story!

I am sorry but I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I had to re-read it because I didn't believe it at first. And the fact the next table was talking about....

 

[cheesehead7]

Two weeks ago we were riding the bus from CBR to the MK. I sat across from a family with two small children. I noticed when we were ready to get off of the bus that the mom had a white portable potty chair on the floor full of pee. Now I understand the challenges of potty training a toddler but that is gross!

 

[gshanny]

We were in line for Test Track this last January. There was a man with one DS ahead of us and in front of him was a combo of 2 families with several kids. I had to quickly whisper in my kids ears to NOT touch any railings, or anything else while waiting. I had just watched one of the kids reach down inside the back of his underwear and start digging. He pulled his hand out and was staring intently at his fingers and made kind of a rolling around something between his fingers movement. I then had to reissue the warning a few minutes later when the boy in front of us was digging away in his nose.

 

[maxiesmom]

Two weeks ago we were riding the bus from CBR to the MK. I sat across from a family with two small children. I noticed when we were ready to get off of the bus that the mom had a white portable potty chair on the floor full of pee. Now I understand the challenges of potty training a toddler but that is gross!

You wanna bet she went and emptied it into the pool?

 

[TheLastPrincess]

Not at a Disney park, but in front of my parents' house, where there seems to be PLENTY of pixie dust, so much so that us kids have never grown up, so it still counts!....

I had just parked my car as a man was walking in front of our house on the sidewalk with his rather large dog. All of a sudden, the dog stops in our yard to take a poo. The man lets him (he did not see me sitting in the car, completely mesmerized by this). After the dog is done, the dog began KICKING HIS POO UP IN THE AIR AND ONTO THE MAN! The man starts shouting at the dog and trying to shake the poo off of himself. Then he looks up and sees the shocked expression on my face. I am laughing myself silly. The guy, horribly embarrassed, yanks his dog across the street and starts walking the other way!!

Soooooo glad I was there at the right time for THAT show!

 

[Buttercup Roberts]

sorry

 

[Buttercup Roberts]

A big bald man with giant muscles & huge protruding stomach, his skin suntanned to almost leather color, covered in tattooes and many, many strange in-your-face piercings in a teeny tiny Speedo bathing suit, cursing away in a thick (working class British?) accent at his family at Typhoon Lagoon.