You're the best parents in the world! I gotta pee! Where's My Tooth? Trip report!

[mickeystoontown]

She did say that despite the fact she denies it now. I have a really good rope and chair ready.

Oh I'm not denying it. I just said I gave her a [Ichoice[/I]...either the trunk or the top of the car.

I can't let this one go. Don's famous travel medication is duct tape and Benedryl. Pop a pill, plaster duct tape over the mouth. He is the evil one and everyone said it is me.

John thinks screws and duct tape are the best inventions ever! I have a cousin who once duct taped his child into his car seat because he kept climbing out. Before he duct taped him in, they got pulled over because their kid was waving to the policeman out the back window and they didn't know he was on his knees not strapped in. The cop let them off but with a stern warning. After two more times of him getting out, my cousin pulled over, got the duct tape out of the trunk and duct taped his son in. I have to tell ya'll that he didn't stick it to his skin anywhere, just on his belly and his chest. He didn't make him stay that was but for about 20 miles and then asked his son if he was going to climb out again. When the answer was a loud No!, he took the tape off. No more climbing out of the carseat.

I thought I recognized John running around town last week... You mean, this isn't his picture?!?

Also, I'm looooooving your TR and all of the photos. So much, that since I've been on call for the last 32 hours at work with nothing to do, and no athletes to treat, I've read the whole thing.

Can't wait for more!

I can't wait to show this picture to John! Too cute!

I've got just a few more updates and I'll be through with this report before we're off for another Disney trip.

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

Don's favorite tools are duct tape and gorilla glue. Silicone runs right up there too.

Poor baby. It is pretty funny. That would be on one of those redneck pictures my brother would send me.

I didn't recognize that as John. The backpack threw me off. Glad that wasn't a front view.

 

[mickeystoontown]

I actually knew that wasn't John immediately! You don't see the bottom of his butt when he wears shorts.....just the top! I am constantly telling him to pull up his pants.

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

I actually knew that wasn't John immediately! You don't see the bottom of his butt when he wears shorts.....just the top! I am constantly telling him to pull up his pants.

Nothing beats plumbers pants. Don tends to wear them sometimes too. I am so on his case for that.

 

[ma2jr]

Omg... Borat flashback

 

[Villainess]

Great update - yes, those type of teenagers are harder to find these days. Glad to see that they do exist though! Oh, and I carry deodorant with me too in the parks!

 

[jenseib]

That picture crack my butt! LOL! I was laughing so hard. and then your comment about know it wasn't John Because he shows the "top" of his butt. LOL! Thats more like my DH.

 

[mickeystoontown]

Nothing beats plumbers pants. Don tends to wear them sometimes too. I am so on his case for that.

What's so goofy is a lot of his pants have buttons and drawstrings. Does he use the drawstrings? Heck no!

Omg... Borat flashback

Great update - yes, those type of teenagers are harder to find these days. Glad to see that they do exist though! Oh, and I carry deodorant with me too in the parks!

It was refreshing to see "nice" teenagers. I always take my deodorant in the parks with me. I don't want to be that person.

That picture crack my butt! LOL! I was laughing so hard. and then your comment about know it wasn't John Because he shows the "top" of his butt. LOL! Thats more like my DH.

Wasn't that the funniest thing! John laughed his butt off at the picture too.

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

I almost threatened my mother with a "bumper tying" when we drove through Atlanta! She kept making this little "whoop whoop!" sound as I was driving 82 on the Atlanta loop. The speed limit was 60 and I was going 82 and people were passing me like I was sitting still. I swear if I had heard one more "whoop whoop" I would have pulled over and strapped her to the top! Not really! I love my mama too much. I'd probably just pulled out the duct tape and taped her mouth shut.

Your poor mother! LOL! "whoop, whoop!"

No, I gave you the choice of squeezing into the trunk or riding on the top.

Perhaps you did say that. The top may be more roomy since the trunk will be full of luggage!

She did say that despite the fact she denies it now. I have a really good rope and chair ready.

You got my back, Ginny!

I thought I recognized John running around town last week... You mean, this isn't his picture?!?

OMG!!!!!!!!!

 

[mickeystoontown]

As ya'll know......oops pardon my manners.....Good morning everybody!

As ya'll know, I've been trying to finish up my trip report over on the Intercot board too. It's much easier than the ones on here because I, basically, just copy and paste my Dis trip report over on the Intercot. I still have to find the picture links on Photobucket though. Can't copy and paste those. Anyway, last night I did an update over there and it hit me......not only do I have to still do the rest of our Magic Kingdom day, but I have to post our half day at Hollywood Studios which was our last day at Disney World.

Hecka decka! I gotta get moving.

The boss just left for court and it's another full blown custody battle. Probably will take at least a half day, if not all. I'm going to work on another update right now.

 

[mickeystoontown]

Ummm, if I am remembering correctly, we had just left the Haunted Mansion where I got a great big whiff of a stinky woman in front of me, met a great group of teenagers and were on our way to Fantasyland when we saw huge crowds still.

It was just beginning to get little dusky outside and I love that time of day at Disney. There is nothing like Disney World at nighttime. It's magical without the lights but even more magical when everything is lit up.

We turned back around and went over to Adventureland to see how long the wait was for the Enchanted Tiki Room and Aladdin. We saw that the birds outside the Tiki room were just finishing up their "fuss" with one another and they were opening the doors so we hopped in line and watched the show again. Yes, John nodded off to sleep again. I don't think he's ever watched an entire show. He always falls asleep.

After Iago screamed for us to get out, we saw that Aladdin's Magic Carpets only had a 15 minute wait and we decided to go ahead and take a spin. Hunter rode in front and John and I rode in back. We were soaring high on our carpet and that's when John spotted her...you know....her.....Pocahontas. And, from what we could see, it was the same girl as before. Immediately, John said, when we get off, go to your left. Don't go right or she'll see me. It was so funny. He was acting like a fugitive running from the law.

When the ride stops, John is off that carpet, out the exit and going left before Hunter and I had gotten out of the carpet good. Again, you'll remember that this is the guy that walks slow as a turtle.

Since we were going left anyway, we walked over to the Pirates of the Caribbean and were pleased to see that there was only a 5 minute wait. We seem to always luck up when it comes to the wait time for the Pirates. Here are a couple of more pictures I took.

As I am sure you have already guess it, we did some shopping in the store. Hunter bought one of the little metal guns. He is a gun fanatic and it was cheap. My kinda toy! For those of you worrying about Hunter being a gun fanatic, we had "the talk". No, not about the birds and the bees, about how some Mama and Daddys would be really worried about their kids wanting every kind of air/toy gun imaginable. Hunter just looked at me and said "What? I wouldn't be stupid enough to go blow up a whole bunch of people with a gun. I'd be put in reform school." That's my boy!

John had me go see if Pocahontas was still on duty and she wasn't there so I called him on his phone and told him the coast was clear. He met me at the store near Aladdin's Magic Carpets and we looked around in that store as well as the other ones near it. We walked by the treehouse and where they sell Dole Whips. Aaahhh! The smell of pineapple is wonderful.

It had been quite a while since we ate and Hunter said he was getting hungry again. Since we had to go over to Fantasyland anyway, we thought we'd eat at Pinocchio's Village Haus again. Yes, counter service food again. I have never ever been so tired of eating counter service food in my life! But, you will recall that this was a budget trip since we had already spent most of our Summer vacation money on the earlier road trip.

We left Adventureland and walked over the bridge connecting it to Liberty Square and made our way to Fantasyland.

We were pleasantly surprised to see that the Fantasyland crowds had thinned out a great deal. We opened the door to Pinocchio's and there weren't too many people in there either. Sweet! I know that Hunter ordered a pizza but I can't remember what John and I got. Hum? Anyway, while eating, we decided to see how long the wait for Peter Pan was first and then do It's A Small World, Mickey's Philarmagic, Snow White and The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Dinner done, hands sanitized, we headed off to see what kind of time we were looking at for Peter Pan. 45 minutes. Oh well, we hopped in line and waited and waited and waited.

We finally got up to the front of the line and Hunter announced he wanted to ride alone which meant John and I would ride together. I tried to take pictures but they didn't turn out so good. Here are a couple:

Before we went over to It's A Small World, we all made a pit stop at the bathroom near Peter Pan. There must be a lot of people who don't know about this bathroom because there's hardly ever a wait. And, you know how sometimes, I really need to go right away! Actually, it was just once but I thought I'd remind ya'll about my Epcot day.

Anyway, we were all ready to ride It's A Small World and, again, we lucked up. We walked right on down the ramp and waited about 5 minutes before we were sailing in our boat. I know I took pictures because I specifically remember taking one of the hidden Mickey leaves in the jungle/hippo/monkey section. Lost pictures again.

*****INTERRUPTION: I've got a client on hold and I need to go find something in her file for her. Be back later.

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

I shall patiently await.

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

John will never live Pocahontas down! I bet if he sees her this trip, he will probably avoid her, "just in case" its the same girl! I love it!

BTW, you are NOT ALLOWED to lose any pictures on this upcoming trip!

 

[Angies1274]

Ahh...too funny about John wanting to escape from Pocahontas!!

Wow!! You did luck out--only a 5 minute wait for It's a Small World. I'll have to look for the hidden Mickey in the jungle section next trip.

 

[overthemoon4mickey]

ALright , I'm all caught up!

Okay Lisa this is how out of it I am...

When I first read your post about "Jorts" I thought that perhaps you had a spelling error and they were making fun of that. Yeah, somedays I'm a little slow.

Great report, lovely pics, funny, funny dis'ers!

Keep it coming, one of the best TR I've ever read!

 

[jenseib]

As ya'll know......oops pardon my manners.....Good morning everybody!

As ya'll know, I've been trying to finish up my trip report over on the Intercot board too. It's much easier than the ones on here because I, basically, just copy and paste my Dis trip report over on the Intercot. I still have to find the picture links on Photobucket though. Can't copy and paste those. Anyway, last night I did an update over there and it hit me......not only do I have to still do the rest of our Magic Kingdom day, but I have to post our half day at Hollywood Studios which was our last day at Disney World.

Hecka decka! I gotta get moving.

The boss just left for court and it's another full blown custody battle. Probably will take at least a half day, if not all. I'm going to work on another update right now.

You can copy an paste your pictrues along wit hthe report. Just hi the edit button and it's all there, copy and then submit ( or save it might be) and it will go back the way it was.
The way I do it though is..... I write everything in word and copy my IMG code right in with the TR. And then I copy and paste it to wahtever board I am updating. Some are way behind, because I'm lazy. I actually have one frumu where I've only posted the first 2 1/2 days. LOL!

 

[KennedyMcKenna]

Phew! All caught up. It only took a whole day!! Too funny, he's a hoot!

 

[deedeew80]

Speaking of you having to "go" right away!!! LOL! I just remembered something that happened to me a few years back! We were in Epcot, right near Canada, and I had to "go" really bad all of a sudden. So I headed to the closest bathroom. It was on of those bathrooms that just had one stall. You know what kind I mean? Anyway. So I'm in there all by myself. I was wearing a skirt that day. You know how when you are wearing a skirt and instead of pulling it down you just pull it up to your waist? (Are you picturing this?!!) Well, that is what I did and started to "go". I thought to myself, why do I not hear "it" hitting the water in the bowl? Well, I look down and notice that I totally forgot to pull down my underwear!!!! I was in such a hurry to "go" before I wet myself and that is what I did anyway!! Needless to say, I had to ditch the underwear & head straight back to the hotel!!! My family still talks about this!!!

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Speaking of you having to "go" right away!!! LOL! I just remembered something that happened to me a few years back! We were in Epcot, right near Canada, and I had to "go" really bad all of a sudden. So I headed to the closest bathroom. It was on of those bathrooms that just had one stall. You know what kind I mean? Anyway. So I'm in there all by myself. I was wearing a skirt that day. You know how when you are wearing a skirt and instead of pulling it down you just pull it up to your waist? (Are you picturing this?!!) Well, that is what I did and started to "go". I thought to myself, why do I not hear "it" hitting the water in the bowl? Well, I look down and notice that I totally forgot to pull down my underwear!!!! I was in such a hurry to "go" before I wet myself and that is what I did anyway!! Needless to say, I had to ditch the underwear & head straight back to the hotel!!! My family still talks about this!!!

BLESS YOUR HEART! I'm trying not to laugh, but that is really, really funny!

Congratulations on your baby! What a blessing they are (just don't go to my page b/c I am venting right now about never having a moment of peace anymore!)

 

[mickeystoontown]

I shall patiently await.

Mr. Bossman was supposed to be in court at least until mid-afternoon, if not all day but was back in the office at 11:00 a.m. Mind you, court didn't start until 9:30 a.m. Uhhh, what happened to a one-day trial time estimate?

John will never live Pocahontas down! I bet if he sees her this trip, he will probably avoid her, "just in case" its the same girl! I love it!

BTW, you are NOT ALLOWED to lose any pictures on this upcoming trip!

I'm doubtful that we'll get John to take another picture with Pocahontas. Well, he might if Lacey asks him to. She has him wrapped around her finger and he doesn't even know it.

I certainly hope I don't lose any pictures this next trip. Even though batteries and memory cards had nothing to do with losing the pictures, I have bought two new memory cards and two new camera batteries. I'm going in prepared.

Ahh...too funny about John wanting to escape from Pocahontas!!

Wow!! You did luck out--only a 5 minute wait for It's a Small World. I'll have to look for the hidden Mickey in the jungle section next trip.

He just about ran off the magic carpets. I've never seen him hustle like that for me! Well, maybe running from me.

We've always been lucky to get very short waits for It's A Small World. I think the longest we have ever had to wait was 15 minutes. Now watch. I say that and It's A Small World will have a hour wait in two weeks.