You Know Your're Drinking Too Much Coffee When.........

[ILUVDXL]

You answer the door before people knock.

Jaun Valdez names his donkey after you.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House".

You're the employee of the month at the local coffee shop and you don't even work there.

All your kids are named "Joe".

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your lifes goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

When someone says, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop".

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You name your cats "Cream " and "Sugar".

You begin to think that being called a drip is a compliment.

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by ILUVDXL
You answer the door before people knock.

I sometimes answer my phone before it rings, does that count?

 

[Towncrier]

....your DIS user name is Towncrier.

 

[Lanshark]

Whenever my inlaws visit I go to starbucks the day before the visit and buy a Grande dark roast coffee. Within about an hour after drinking it my entire house is clean.

 

[Deb in IA]

"Hello. My name is DEB and I'm a coffee-holic . . ."

 

[FOJMO]

There is no such thing as "too much coffee"....

 

[nativetxn]

LOL, too cute!

 

[dancergirl]

I'm only 16 and could live off coffee....is that a bad sign?!?!?!

Atleast now I know what to look forward to in my later years!