Year of a Million Nightmares

[Markstudy]

You say this like it's a bad thing?

Leads me to think... you're a natural born sales person who can sell ice to Eskimos... or

 

[poober25]

:

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

Love this one!

 

[Markstudy]

You get to continue riding the monorail on a hot crowded summer day, until you can identify all 27 of what Disney calls its- "Disney's reek, stench, stink, Spectacular!"

 

[DisGal520]

You're awarded a special blindfold, told to put it on and stand in the AK parking lot. There a special bus crew picks you up and whisks you off.






When you're told to remove the blindfold, you open your eyes and find



you are


















in Universal Studios!














DisGal

 

[RichmondTiggerFan]

For me, it would be a free trip to the MK in January, when Splash Mountain is closed.

 

[mikesdisneymom]

For me, it would be a free trip to the MK in January, when Splash Mountain is closed.

Actually that would be my day of a dream come true I'm told to ride splash mountain I(Not Kidding)burst on in tears and say"Please promise me we won't go on Splash Mountain"

 

[End_User-X]

Or, strapped to a chair with a tv showing Stacey 24/7 with your eyes taped open.

 

[Disney1976]

You win a day of relaxation at your deluxe resort in a poolside cabana, with drinks and meals included.

Unfortunately, the cabana next to you is full of fat, hairy men who insist on removing their clothes and squeezing into their too tight speedos in front of you.

At the same time, you notice that all of the parents in the group are changing their children's messy diapers on the table where you were about to eat your lunch, and "cleaning them off" in the pool.

Ahhh....how relaxing.

 

[perkinsrose]

You're parched. You've lost your wallet and have no water. Every drinking fountain you find is being used as a baby bidet.