I would always joke that I'm packing my tiny speedo and the family would roll their eyes at my terrible "dad joke". One year I bought a cheap stars and strips speedo type thing off
Amazon as a joke and didn't tell anyone. Best $10 I've ever spent!
We (wife and adult age kids) were staying in a 2 BR at Old Key West and were heading out to the pool. I walked out of the bed room wearing that thing. I thought I looked sexy but my family...pretty much still in therapy!
Now the terrible "dad joke" is that I'm packing my stars and stripes!
(I ran back into the bedroom before anyone had a chance to grab a camera!!)