World's Most Boring Trip Report Pt. 2 - Pirates are borrrrriiiiiiing

MosMom

<font color=deeppink>Damn you, you wretched clown!
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We woke up early because we were going to hit early entry at the Magic Kingdom. We hopped on the monorail and were heading towards the magic. Ahhhhhhhhh "Por Favor Mantanganse Allejado De Las Puertas" for the first time on a trip is like a good drug.

Mo says "Mom say it! SAYYYY IT!" and pokes me in the side continuously while the people sitting across from us give us a funny look.

So I say "Por Favor Mantanganse Allejado De Las Puertas" quietly so she can hear.

"No Mom, LOUDER!!" with more pokes.

I say it louder and the people sitting across from us give us a VERY funny look as I sheepishly smile.

Mo pipes up and proudly tells them "That is the only Spanish mom knows!!!". They nod.



We got in and headed towards Fantasyland. We figured It's A Small World would be the perfect first ride for Elliot. We climb into the boat and start pointing out all of the neat things to see. His little hands head straight up to his mouth and his eyes grow quite large. He didn't leave that position the entire ride!

We go to get off the ride and he screams bloody murder as we pull him off.

What? Only my child can act terrified of singing dolls yet become upset once the torture has ended.

So we run over to Peter Pan and he loved this! WHEW! Again, with the screaming as we pull him off.

Let's try Winnie The Pooh! Loves it! Screamed as we pulled him off.

Anyone noticing a pattern? ;)


Before we knew it, 10:20 had come and it was time to head over to Crystal Palace for our breakfast PS. We were meeting up with my best friend Jamie and her family. She lives far away so we rarely see each other. We were thrilled and gave many hugs.

We didn't enjoy Crystal Palace (2nd and last time we'll eat there). The food was okay but the character interaction was poor.

Dining with Jamie is something everyone must try once. She is a manager's worst nightmare but she makes things right. I'm sure I have ingested many a loogie because of her though! ;) She reads these boards though, so I will stop here.

After CP, we headed towards Adventureland. Reluctantly, we took E on Pirates of the Carribbean. I was afraid it would frighten him. I mean, if singing dolls scare him...pirates are bound to terrify him right? Wrong. Apparently, when you are
scared of dolls...pirates tire you. By the time the ride was over, he was asleep. I got right on my cell phone and made him
a therapy appointment for 20 years from now...just to make sure we had him booked. ;)

The park was getting a little crowded for me and we decided to head over to Epcot. This way we can push the stroller onto
the monorail and continue on with our sleeping baby. The WDW Railroad had other ideas though, as we walked away that darn
horn went off and woke our little train lover up immediately. I don't think I've ever seen him sit up that fast, he may have
experienced a few G's as his head flew up.

So, we now have an awake baby but the park is still crowded so we head towards Epcot anyway but decide to check out the
Barber on the way out. Hey, hardly a line! Let's get ape boy's hair cut! We walk up to the chair and sit Elliot down. I
begged Michel (who was wonderful by the way) not to give him a big boy cut and that I wasn't ready to let go yet. I think
Michel thought I was a little crazy and he was right on mark! Michel reminded me that he barely had any hair as it was and
would only trim it. THANK YOU MICHEL. Elliot recieved a certificate, embroidered ears, a lock of his hair, and the cut!
What a wonderful first haircut! I hopped on the cell and scheduled his second therapy appointment.

By the time the cut was over, the parade had started so we stayed right there and finished watching it.

We finally headed towards Epcot. We just strolled along and headed towards World Showcase. We were starting to get hungry so we ate dinner at San Angel Inn. It was yummy and fun, the kids enjoyed it too! We rode the Mexico ride (screamed as we pulled E off), grabbed a churro, and strolled around some more.

Now that I think about it, we didn't do much of anything that night! :scratchin We ended up going home early to let E rest since he had a 10 minute nap. I was prepared to unleash the bottle of wine we had for "Mommy & Daddy Private Balcony Time" but Chris fell asleep with E and that was that. :)
 
Great reports! I'm looking forward to the next one.
 
Uh oh, you whipped out your cell phone in Disney? You might have just started a cell phone bashing thread.

Just kidding, another great report. Your kids are adorable!
 

Pirates boring? Boring?? BORING?!?

Perhaps he fainted :)

darrrrren pirate:
 
I would go to Disney just to ride the monorail and hear, "Por favor mantanganse allejado de las puertas."

Beautiful kids!
 
You had me LOL...my DH tries to say the Spanish part of the monorail warning but he just doesn't know it by heart and winds up mumbling it. I may print it out and have him practice for next year.

Oh and the G's with the head flying up from the stroller...my kids do that!! Michel gave my little guy his 1st haircut too. These boys sound very similar.

Great trip reports, I'm enjoying them!!
 
Originally posted by PrincessDeb
I knew ktulu would have something to say about that!::yes:: Great trip report! Keep 'em coming!:Pinkbounc :Pinkbounc

Someone has to defend me fellow brethern of the coast!

Keep the reports coming!

darrrren pirate:
 
Great report-- I didn't care for Crystal Palace either this time. The waitress sat us down and gave us this long spiel on watching for the characters "because they would only be by once....." WHAAAT??? Then when they did-- there was no interaction. Sign- pose-on to the next table. Also, we weren't happy w/ the food this time. It's time to go elsewhere for awhile for us.

Sounds like everything else is going great!!
 





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