Wong-tinez: A Cultural Phenomenon FINAL UPDATE Pg79 #1176 & 1177 NEW PICS

[puggymom]

Love Lapu lapu history, your TR is multi tasking, entertaining and educating!

BS shopping is the absolute worse,congrats on it being canceled.

I found the perfect BS a few years ago. The bottom looks like running shorts with a panty sewn in and the top is tank style with a great built in support. The only suit I will where at the water parks.

 

[tigger536]

I am loving this PTR! Can't wait til you actually get there! You guys crack me up!

And yes, I agree with the others...you too must endure the wearing of a bathing suit on vacation. Just think about it this way: no one is going to see you but oh, 1000 or so of your not so closest friends...who you will never see again! And as for your closest friends...well they already know what you look like in a suit and love you anyway...at least this is how I rationalize it! (And I hate BS shopping too...thats why I do it online...that way I can pretend it will look the same on me as in the picture...at least until it gets there in the mail, LOL!)

Sounds like the trip of a lifetime! can't wait to here more!

 

[meeskamouska]

I hope that Jennifer will change her mind about joining us for a dip in the pool. But, we have decided to cancel the waterparks and spend the whole day in the World Showcase. None of us are big swimmers anyways, so it is no great loss. It was actually my idea....I really want to enjoy traveling the world in a matter of hours.

 

[meeskamouska]

I am loving this PTR! Can't wait til you actually get there! You guys crack me up!

And yes, I agree with the others...you too must endure the wearing of a bathing suit on vacation. Just think about it this way: no one is going to see you but oh, 1000 or so of your not so closest friends...who you will never see again! And as for your closest friends...well they already know what you look like in a suit and love you anyway...at least this is how I rationalize it! (And I hate BS shopping too...thats why I do it online...that way I can pretend it will look the same on me as in the picture...at least until it gets there in the mail, LOL!)

Sounds like the trip of a lifetime! can't wait to here more!

Thanks for hopping on board...and btw I love the idea of BS shopping online. When I BS shop I like to imagine I have the figure of Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars ....I can pick anything I like and I can dance!!! Two things that could never happen in real life!!!!

 

[Goofyluver]

So, will you even get into the hotel pool...or is that a no go too????

Errmmmmmm...no...

Oh no you don't. We all must endure the pain and humiliation that goes along with BS day.

Go forth and laugh, cry and shake your head under the beautiful florescent lighting of the dreaded fitting room from hell. And then come back and tell us all about it. Just like I did. (Insert shameless pre-TR plug)

Ermmmmmm...no...

By the way...good job with the shameless pre-TR plug! I can't imagine why you would do that!

Announcement: I know all of you are already on Tracy's Pre-TR...but just in case you're not...WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? She is funnier than heck! Hop on over to her trippie too!

I have to wear a swimsuit when the high school kids I work with have swimming. I'll have to put on a suit at least twice a week. Those poor kids will have hysterical blindness once they see my thunder thighs.

Is it okay if I insert a laughing smiley here?

It is?? Okay...

Love Lapu lapu history, your TR is multi tasking, entertaining and educating!

BS shopping is the absolute worse,congrats on it being canceled.

I found the perfect BS a few years ago. The bottom looks like running shorts with a panty sewn in and the top is tank style with a great built in support. The only suit I will where at the water parks.

NO BS DAY!!! NO BS DAY!!!

I am loving this PTR! Can't wait til you actually get there! You guys crack me up!

And yes, I agree with the others...you too must endure the wearing of a bathing suit on vacation. Just think about it this way: no one is going to see you but oh, 1000 or so of your not so closest friends...who you will never see again! And as for your closest friends...well they already know what you look like in a suit and love you anyway...at least this is how I rationalize it! (And I hate BS shopping too...thats why I do it online...that way I can pretend it will look the same on me as in the picture...at least until it gets there in the mail, LOL!)

Sounds like the trip of a lifetime! can't wait to here more!

Welcome to the trippie hon! Stand back and wear protective goggles...cause it may get messy in here...

 

[Goofyluver]

Announcement:

Tera and I just paid off our trip!!!!

And we only have 48 days until D-Day!!!!

Can I get a whoot-whoot???

Yes...we must eat Ramen Noodles for a month...Yes...we have holey underwears...and Yes...I'm using generic TP...but we are goin' to Disney babay!!!!​

 

[meeskamouska]

48 days!!!! We better get crankin' on our next chapter....unless people have lost interest. Oh, who cares....we all know I am an attention hound and would tell my lame jokes to a statue!!! Hello...hello...is this thing on???

 

[nts4wdw]

Time to dance!!!!!
I'm right ahead of you at 47 more days!!!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Time to dance!!!!!
I'm right ahead of you at 47 more days!!!!

Yay! Dis meet...dis meet...dis meet!!!

 

[meeskamouska]

Time to dance!!!!!
I'm right ahead of you at 47 more days!!!!

We posted our itenarary...do any of our days match up??? It would be rockin' to kick it with a DIS-mate!!!

 

[DisneyJo]

Whooo Hoooooty​

All Paid​

​

 

[nts4wdw]

We posted our itenarary...do any of our days match up??? It would be rockin' to kick it with a DIS-mate!!!

We only have one day that matches up. June 10 we will be at Star Wars Weekend at MGM! We will be getting there early because and I don't know if anyone told you this, but......in years past the stormtroopers have done a cute little show on the roof of the turnstiles while you wait for it to open. Here, see.....

OK, us Star Wars Geeks, we live for this stuff.
You are still staying at POFQ, right? I'll bet we see you at the pool or the bus stop. That would be so cool!!!!!!!! (EUOEP)

 

[Goofyluver]

We only have one day that matches up. June 10 we will be at Star Wars Weekend at MGM! We will be getting there early because and I don't know if anyone told you this, but......in years past the stormtroopers have done a cute little show on the roof of the turnstiles while you wait for it to open. Here, see.....

OK, us Star Wars Geeks, we live for this stuff.
You are still staying at POFQ, right? I'll bet we see you at the pool or the bus stop. That would be so cool!!!!!!!! (EUOEP)

Oh nooooooo!!!! You should not have said that...now I'm gonna have to watch some white plastic dude shakin' his tush on the roof????

Please edit your post...please edit your post...

I'll turn away...I'll pretend I didn't see it...

Damian...don't read this...don't read this...don't read this...

Jon...look away from the screen...look away from the screen...

We're gonna be at ASMu...by the way...but we'll be the idiots at MGM wearing shirts that say....oh wait, that's another post...

 

[nts4wdw]

Oh nooooooo!!!! You should not have said that...now I'm gonna have to watch some white plastic dude shakin' his tush on the roof????

Please edit your post...please edit your post...

I'll turn away...I'll pretend I didn't see it...

Damian...don't read this...don't read this...don't read this...

Jon...look away from the screen...look away from the screen...

We're gonna be at ASMu...by the way...but we'll be the idiots at MGM wearing shirts that say....oh wait, that's another post...

Awwww man, well maybe we see you at the parks. Sorry I fed their Star Wars obsession! Don't worry, it's a good show. No tushy shaking at all!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Jennifer's Helpful Announcement of the Day:

I know several of youz guyz have boy chil'rens...jus' like me...

I got the best tip from a co-worker...based on a study of several grown mans.

If you have a boy chil'ren...you know about the inevitable boy drippings found in the potty area. You know never to interrupt a boy chil'ren when he is making a stream...as your floor will end up the receiver of said stream.

How can we make these boy chil'rens put an end to the boy drippings???

Paint or draw a fly in the pot near the pee drain hole. Empty said pot of water...draw on fly...fill back up with water.

It seems...as proven in this study...that boy chil'rens of all ages can in fact aim their streams...if only we give them something to look at...such as the pee fly.

My co-worker said she has had no boy drippings from either of her boy chil'rens or her man chil'ren in weeks. She told no one of her scheming plan...but has all but elimated the boy drippings with the simple addition of the pee fly picture.

I have an idea that will definitely make someone some money. Not only do we invent a stick-on pee fly, but let's make it change colors when the water turns warm...I think I'm a millionaire...

Now go forth...and take care of your boy chil'rens...​

 

[DisneyJo]

OMG I don't have any boys but that was so funny but so true

 

[Goofyluver]

OMG I don't have any boys but that was so funny but so true

Not pointing any fingers...but it can help the man chil'rens too...

They originally tried it at restaurants in men's bathrooms...

 

[meeskamouska]

It would be hilarious to see what my man chil'rens would say after said fly was still in the toliet after the flush!!!!!!

 

[daisy_77]

Woo hoo on gettin that balance paid! You are REALLY going!!

PEE FLY That reminds me of when I was pregnant with Maddie and my DH and I were at Babies R Us to do our registry and we saw that they had these things in a package that looked like a huge fruit loop to help little boys aim in the toilet. Well, guess who bought a pack He wanted to see if he could aim right. He is a nut like that.

ETA-nuts4wdw, that is a really cool pic! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Goofyluver]

Go Jon… It’s your bert day…Go Jon…It’s your bert day! Shake your booty…get your groove on…

Mmmmmmkay…raise ya’ hand if your want your baby’s bert day to be perrrrrfecto? (raising hand) Yea…me too…and what betta way then to spend it at the world??? Jon got his last trip for Christmas…this one he knew about…it just took him a while to connect that he was gonna be there for the actual bert day…

So, he got to pick where he wanted to spend his bert day…meaning park and the grubbage.

He picked MK. Why???? He wants to beat me at Buzz Lightyear!!!

Okay…okay…who else has been on this with their kids??? You know…shooty the ding dang green aliens.

Somethin’ happened to me on this ride. I got control of that laser dippadeedoo and I went crazeeee! Loco!!!! I was an alien-killin’ machine! I am usually the good mom…you know the one who lets her child win just enough to think he’s great! Well, not on this day! I got that laser in my hands and I went nutso! I beat the pants off of Jon, didn’t feel a bit bad, and rubbed in afterwards. It went somethin’ like this:

Me: I beat you…hahahahaha…
Jon: Soooooo….
Me: I beat you…hahahahaha…
Jon: Leave me alone…
Me: I beat you…hahahahaha…
(and continue pattern)

Anywho…so he wants to beat me…should I let him?? Do I let him?? I guess you’ll have to read our whole TR to learn that…(teehee)

So, Jon chooses MK!

Now the grubbage: Jon chose Crystal Palace. Why??? Why do we all have to spend our lunch with characters that none of us give a grub about??? Because (now no flaming here)…when we went last New Years…I knew not a thing about ADR’s. I made no reservations at allllll. And, did ya’ know that at New Years, all the ADR’s are gone gone gone??? Yes, they are. So, as we are walking through the world, I had an epiphany. We needed to do a character meal. I searched high and low. The only one we could get into was the Crystal Palace. Personally, I found it to be way too expensive for some pretty crappy food. Just my opinion…but the day we went…there was nada on the buffay. It sucked…IMHO.

But, as you have already read about the enforcer: He needs routine. He needs stability. He needs junk that he knows. And, he knows that he got to see Pooh and the like…he has pictures to prove it. So, he picked Crystal Palace. (We’re doing lunch since it’s cheaper than dinner and because…well, I don’t remember…I guess jus’ cause we’re cheap) I don’t even know if Genius Girl knows who Pooh is…but she’ll probably pee a little anyway as the oversize belly comes sashaying up to her.

Okay…so we’ve got our park: MK
We’ve got our grub: Crystal Palace

For din-din we’re gonna do Casey’s Corner. Why??? Yup, that’s right…the enforcer remembers that too. And…he luved those little cost-too-much-money breaded wienies (otherwise known as mini-corndogs…bleeeechhhhh).

Now, here comes the depressing part. Months ago, I booked the Family Magic Tour (that turned out to be not so magic) for Jon’s morning. How fun does that sound??? Hunting the bad guys around the park!

I was sooooo excited. Then, doodoodoodoodoodoo (play haunting Jaws music here), I called to make an ADR change and to verify all of our existing ADR’s and the Family Magic Tour Ressie (that turned out to be not so magic). When I verified, they had me down for the wrong dang day. That’s right…the wrong dang day. They had us down for the 9th. What is the problem with this??? Besides the fact that I made the gosh dern ressie for his bert day…why would I do it any other day??? We will be on the ding dang plane and it will be a titch-bit difficult for us to go runnin’ around the park while we’re 40,000 feet up in the air. And, they had no vacancies for the 11th. So, I had to cancel. They refunded me the FMT (that turned out not to be so magic) money. I freaked out…ask Tera…I hyperventilated a little. But, Jon didn’t even know about it…it was going to be a surprise. He probably would’ve hated it…whatevah…I digress…

As for the rest of his day…we have a sorta outline (Sorry Tracy…no spreadsheets today). No flames please

…but it’s the enforcer’s day and he can enforce his own rules. We did split the world into bits and pieces…so on this day of o’ special days…we’re gonna do Adventureland, Frontier Land, and Liberty Square. The enforcer loves the Hall of Presidents…his fav picture of our last trip??? Him in front of JFK’s portrait…go figure…

We’re also gonna close the park…do some fiyahworks…and the parades. We’ll see how it goes. I have some other tricks up my sleeves …maybe somethin’ in the hotel room??? Maybe a confectionary or two??? Maybe pimpin’ him out to draw attention??? We’ll just have to see…



My first memory of Jon…doogly-do, doogly-do, doogly-do (insert flashback a la Wayne’s World)…..
It was eleven years ago…..I got the call that the Enforcer had entered the world and my dearest Jennifer lived six hours away at the time. I hitched a ride with her Dad and bratty brothers down to see her. I stayed for a few days and spoiled my new little nephew. I spent time snuggling and enjoying that new baby smell and then it happened…….

Did you know that breast milk pours out of a baby’s behind??

Seriously. We had no idea. Jennifer tried to be the eco-friendly mom, choosing cloth diapers to wrap her sweet boy in. We soon realized that breast milk poop escapes from everywhere on a cloth diaper. So, there Jennifer is panicking because as soon as she gets him cleaned up he start squirting out his drawers again!!! So, I push her outta the way, grab a few unfolded diapers and put ‘em under his bum….and he lets go….he keeps going and going and going, I just hold those chubby legs up with one hand and my nose with the other. It takes awhile but finally we agree he is all outta poo!!!! While Jennifer cleans up, diapers, and dresses the little man I do what any decent friend would do…..you guessed it, I rinsed the diapers out in the toilet. Jennifer comes to the door with hormonal tears in her eyes and says, “Only you would have your hands in a toilet filled with my son’s poo…..I love you!!”

I am so excited to be able to join in a celebration at Disney World commemorating the day that my little guy was born!!

So, our first time at MK will be more than magical with the Bert-day festivities we plan to partake in!!! And doing things that Jon wants to do is great….it will still be all new to us. I am hoping that before we go Genius Girl knows who Winnie, Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet are, so she can enjoy the Crystal Palace. But, she is an easy going kid and will be sooooooo excited to see Cinderella’s Castle that nothing will ruin her day!!!

The only thing that might put a damper on our day is if we see the Family Magic Tour going on!!! I may have to hold Jennifer back…she may attack the CM leading the tour….or try tying up five guests so we can slip in, in their place!!!!

Peter Pan better watch out…she may be little, but she is feisty!!!

One last thing…I can’t wait to see Jennifer go all commando on the Buzz Lightyear….she is all about non-violence and gun regulation, etc. etc…..this crazy alien killing machine is gonna crack me up!!!!!!