Dave - Is that your house? Your girls are so cute! They must take after their father. I mean, I assume so, since, well, you know, we haven't actually met or anything.
Kristi - Remember back in the 80's when we used to wear Spandex pants? With our Candies high heels? No? Oh please. Don't try to tell me you didn't!

Well, I was wondering, maybe you could start wearing Spandex pants for your leg swelling. You could start a whole retro fashion trend! I might even still have a pair of purple ones around somewhere. Yeah baby! I was a fash-on-ista!!