You laugh at us? Wow. You don't think FJ is the best, most innovative attraction currently in Orlando? Again, wow. The fact that most people think it's the tops should count for something, I would think but then the American Idol attraction at WDW is pretty stunning!.

The fact that it's only the best ride until the next one comes along is irrelevant. That's true in almost everything but the idea that someday someone will give us a better attraction DOES NOT diminish its current appeal, because right now FJ is currently the cat's meow.
Now, you further belittle Universal's contributions as "copycat". Valid point to a degree but you somehow didn't mention Spiderman, which has been the most spectacular Orlando ride for quite some time. A ride so good and innovative that WDW to this day has never responded to its success.
As for Jaws, do you "yawn" at Jungle Cruise too? Because the kitsch factor in both of these rides is what keeps them popular with so many fans who exhibit a great sense of whimsey, if not outright humor. Both of these attractions were originally built to be taken seriously, both survive on the appreciation of the public and their ability to laugh at the sublime. Neither are boring, IMO.
So laugh if you must, we all do.