Win a stolen piggy for your siggy #2

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Denise, that's a mighty cute piggy!!!

Well thank you ! That was a pic taken of me, I was mak'n a little piggie of myself! :rotfl:


Oink.
 
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"

The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Fort Worth". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Fort Worth."

So the farmer promised he would.

Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.

The cop said "I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Fort Worth" and to this the farmer replied "I did and we had so much fun, I'm taking him to Walt Disney World."
 

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"

The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Fort Worth". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Fort Worth."

So the farmer promised he would.

Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.

The cop said "I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Fort Worth" and to this the farmer replied "I did and we had so much fun, I'm taking him to Walt Disney World."


:lmao::laughing::rotfl2:
 
Just post whenever you feel like it and whatever you feel like. If the post is locked and you are the last post, you get to put a pig in your signature!!

OINK!!
 
It's good for lunch, dinner, and snack too!!

OINK!!
 
sniff...sniff...sniff... Hey yall smell that?? Is it bacon?? :confused3


No wait it's just me... :rotfl2:
 
Dude,,you sure that was bacon ?!?!?!?!
I ain't NEVER smelled bacon like that before !:lmao:
 














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