SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like
complete idiots in women's clothes.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We don't have to memorize "Caddyshack" or "Fletch" to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
excuses.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like
complete idiots in women's clothes.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We don't have to memorize "Caddyshack" or "Fletch" to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
