Why Pirates say "YARRRRR"

[windwalker]

Many decades from now in a land far far away, Mouse SkyWalker sits with his great, great, great grandchildren. One young warrior to be asks, "Oh wise grandfather, why do pirates say "YARRRRRRR".

Mouse Sky Walker, leaned forward and said, "Young warrior, to answer that I must tell you of the days of high adventure, when the magic was loose in the world".

This is his story:

Long long ago, the Court of "YARC" was ruled by the Beautiful and Merciful Queen HonnieBee . Among her royal subjects were many many Pretty Princesses
All the Pretty Princesses, each more beautiful than the last, lived scattered all around the country.

The problem was that the Princesses loved to run and walk long distances. You never knew when one would disappear for long periods. But there were secret places where they gathered. They came together at strange places like the House of Mouse and The Flying Pig Weekend.

They were guarded by the Royal Warrior Princes. "YARC" Jedi Warriors like Mouse SkyWalker. There were many warriors to watch over the Pretty Princesses. The Pretty Princesses were adored and pampered and given presents, by their princes.

One day several of the Pretty Princesses went off by themselves to dance and drink margiritas. They sadly never returned. Many of the Princes went out to search for the fair ladies. They dressed as Pirates to avoid attracting attention to themselves. Their greeting to attempt to identify other "YARC" court members was "YARRRRRR". If answered correctly the two "YARC" warriors whould band together and search for the missing Princesses.

The Pretty Princesses finally returned from their adventure, but there are still "YARC" Prince warriors searching. So when you hear a Pirate say "YARRRRR", embrace your brother "YARC" member and welcome them back home.

"Wow" said the children, "that's exciting, we are glad everything is ok now". "Oh but alass all is not right" said the Jedi SkyWalker, "the evil Queen, wants to capture all the Pretty Princesses and turn them into slimy green frogs".

SkyWalkers leans even closer to the children, "The legend says that on the Oct 27th of the year 2007, the evil Queen will strike. The Pretty Prencesses will be gathering at the Tower of Terror race". "The Jedi "YARC" Princes will be meeting there also to fight the evil and keep the Pretty Princesses safe".

"What can we do to save them grandaddy SkyWalker", gasped the children.
"We must make sure that the Pretty Princesses don't wander off in search of margiritas". Should any of the Pretty Princesses try to wander off we must accompany them and keep them safe".

Now you know the secret of the Pirate Greeting and also the peril the Pretty Princesses face. If you believe any of this you are "YARC" material.

Dave "YARC"

 

[Big Vic]

 

[windwalker]

This Forum isw listed under the heading of "Just for Fun", So I darn well will. I like fun, Ok I know "I ain't Right".


Dave "YARC"

 

[Mouse Skywalker]

 

[DianeL]

Ok who spilled the beans about our plan for a mid-race beverage?

Course I guess we shouldn't be wearing neon yellow shirts with glow in dark necklaces as we scatter off course to the Mexican Pavailion.

 

[windwalker]

May the "YARC" be with you!

Dave "YARC"

 

[windwalker]

Ok who spilled the beans about our plan for a mid-race beverage?

Course I guess we shouldn't be wearing neon yellow shirts with glow in dark necklaces as we scatter off course to the Mexican Pavailion.

Well they did give us 2.5 hours to go 8 miles. So if you little darlins scampered off to refuel we would have to accompany you. A frozen beverage served in a bowl that several fish could live in comfortably would make the after party flow really well.

Then if someone hurles margrita all over the Tower of Terror we will blame it on those Team in Training girls.

Dave "YARC"

 

[Tiger Lily 03]

I'm planning on using up most of those 2.5 hours too!

 

[Kristi1357]

 

[Lan]

I BELIEVE!! I BELIEVE!!

 

[DianeL]

Well

Then if someone hurles margrita all over the Tower of Terror we will blame it on those Team in Training girls.

Dave "YARC"

LMBO! It's a good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee at the time of this reading!

i almost mentioned that we ladies should dress in Team in Training outfits in order to sneak away for the mid-race beverage

 

[getnthinr]

Course I guess we shouldn't be wearing neon yellow shirts with glow in dark necklaces as we scatter off course to the Mexican Pavailion.

Glow in the dark necklaces?!?!?!?! OK, I missed that thread entirely -- what's the scoop? Do we all have matching glow in the dark necklaces or are we left to our own devices?

(You guys are so much fun!)

 

[windwalker]

Glow in the dark necklaces?!?!?!?! OK, I missed that thread entirely -- what's the scoop? Do we all have matching glow in the dark necklaces or are we left to our own devices?

(You guys are so much fun!)

Hi Wendy, nothing has been decided yet about us all looking even more unique than normal. I do have several almost socially acceptable jokes and stories to share for your comic relief during our eight mile journey into the twilight zone.

I had thought about putting a harness and collar on Erica and going as a blind person with his service dog, but the look I got from my dear lady over that would curdle milk on the spot.

Dave "YARC"

 

[DianeL]

Poor Erica! She sure does have a time of it doesn't she?

*shaking my head and laughing*

Wendy I have yet to look but figured I'd check into some glow in the dark necklaces/bracelets for our little traveling group. I think Pat said she had picked up hers already But if we loose our stealthness due to them perhaps we shouldn't

If Dave keeps this up I'm going to be far far away otherwise it would be a night for the Depends! LMBO

 

[Honeibee]

May the "YARC" be with you!

Dave "YARC"

Oh I LOVE this! Our new slogan...

I had thought about putting a harness and collar on Erica and going as a blind person with his service dog, but the look I got from my dear lady over that would curdle milk on the spot.

If you do this, I'll put reins and a saddle on Charlie....

 

[windwalker]

Oh I LOVE this! Our new slogan...




If you do this, I'll put reins and a saddle on Charlie....

Well that would simplify how we are going to get you through the ToT if your not healed up yet. Please don't tell Erica this, she will be out shopping for spurs.

Dave May the "YARC" be with you!

 

[DianeL]

Well that would simplify how we are going to get you through the ToT if your not healed up yet. Please don't tell Erica this, she will be out shopping for spurs.

Dave May the "YARC" be with you!

Don't let Erica forget she was interested in that paintgun too

 

[Goofyin08forErica]

Paintgun...Where's WWDave? Oh boy what fun!!!


Erica

 

[DianeL]

Can't recall which thread now but something about a dream that had him running from you and the dogs and there was a paintgun involved.

If my DH doesn't finish a few projects around the house soon i do believe i will join you if you set up a 'hunt' LOL

 

[windwalker]

Can't recall which thread now but something about a dream that had him running from you and the dogs and there was a paintgun involved.

If my DH doesn't finish a few projects around the house soon i do believe i will join you if you set up a 'hunt' LOL

Diane, did I tell you about the first time Erica wanted to start exercising? She said to make sure she went 3 miles. So I drove her out into the desert, (we lived in Las Vegas at the time), dropped her off and drove 3 miles away. She thought I was going to follow along behind her or stay just in front of her.

She wasn't thrilled with me after her little jog, but she did her three miles. It was actually kinda funny after my bruises healed. Although removing the water bottle, oh lets not even go there.

Dave "YARC"