why men stay soo long in bathroom?

[AristocatFan]

OP I'm glad you put "men" in the title........because this problem with teenage boys would have been a whole other discussion!

 

[Buckalew11]

texting his girlfriend?

Since my DH doesn't spend time in the crapper room, this was my first thought. My BIL (of 34 yrs.) texts his GF while in the bathroom.

 

[PatsGirl]

Oh, why oh why, did I open this thread to read while enjoying my am coffee

 

[PatsGirl]

Christ on a pony people!

Sounds like something my Gramma used to say

 

[MissUndastood]

Christ on a pony people!

Who says that?

 

[bored]

Geez ladies, I learned to read sitting on the toilet. That was the only place my mom could get me to sit still long enough. True story my mom loves to tell!

 

[stevenpensacola]

It's the only place we can get any piece and quiet...kind of like our

"FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE".

Once you put up the "force field" no one will bother you...

 

[stevenpensacola]

Geez ladies, I learned to read sitting on the toilet. That was the only place my mom could get me to sit still long enough. True story my mom loves to tell!

I'm with you...I used to take a volume of the World Book Encyclopedia in with me....I learned more in "the study" than I ever did in college.