Who's up for a good joke? Esp. for job seekers....

[LadyyRedd]

A human resources interviewer was conducting an interview with a newly graduated engineer from MIT. The interview had been going well until the HR specialist asked the engineer, “What is your salary requirement?”

The engineer thought for a moment and said, “Two hundred thousand dollars a year, but that number is negotiable depending on the benefits the company offers.”

The HR specialist quickly responded, “Sounds great! How would you feel about a package that offers 6 weeks of vacation your very first year, 15 paid holidays, complete medical coverage including dental and vision at no charge, a retirement fund that will match up to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased for you every two years – you pick the make and model.”

The engineer’s jaw dropped and his eyes lit up with excitement. “Wow!” he said, “Are you kidding me?”

The HR specialist said, “Yes, I am. But you started it.”

Kimya

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

I gotta pass this on to our HR reps :rofl:

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

That was great! lol
Now here's a real one:
My boss & I were interviewing someone for a position in our company. The interview was in full swing when the lady we were interviewing informed us that it took her five years to complete high school because the public school that she attended in Mississippi was terrible.
Needless to say, she did NOT get the job.

 

[LadyyRedd]

A friend of mine is an HR recruiter and one time she got a guy's resume for a position that had been posted and on his resume in the upper corner, he had a picture of himself - think glamour shot - and it had the word HOT across it.

Kimya