who would you sue

[monkeyboy]

if you could?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Keebler...those elves are evil.

 

[inaminute]

Bill Gates. He owes me.

 

[ducklite]

Every Elvis impersonator in Vegas. I'd be rich!

Anne

 

[ChristmasElf]

The fool that thought message boards would be a good idea, as I waste soooooooo much time each day surfing and yakking on them!!!!

 

[Robinrs]

My ex but he's so gone mentally I'd be wasting my time....

 

[TheGoofster]

myself, just to see if I could win. The problem is that even if I did win, I wouldn't get very much, so I'm not sure if it'd be worth it.

 

[Anewman]

My Mother-in-Law...

SHE OWES ME BIG TIME.

 

[MagicalMom]

Chase Freedom card. I don't even own one but every time that comercial comes on, you know, the one with the credit card opening up to become a tropical Island & hear "I'm free to do what I want...." I start to crave vacation planning. I almost start to drool with the thought of booking a trip to anywhere. It's so mean the way they tempt me like that.

 

[miss missy]

My DH, for fooling me into thinking he was cool

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I'd sue Disney 'cause my little brother knocked on a Stormtrooper's (Star Wars bad guy in white) helmet one year and got yelled at... oh, the emotional trauma such a sweet innocent little boy had to go through. It was just a childish prank, how dare the CM say anything. Children should be allowed to do whatever they wish in the parks and never have any consequences, heck, ANYONE should be allowed to do whatever they wish in the parks and never have any consequences! (Wait, isn't that what everyone thinks anyway? They certainly act like it!)

 

[LisaNJ25]

I'd sue Disney 'cause my little brother knocked on a Stormtrooper's (Star Wars bad guy in white) helmet one year and got yelled at... oh, the emotional trauma such a sweet innocent little boy had to go through. It was just a childish prank, how dare the CM say anything. Children should be allowed to do whatever they wish in the parks and never have any consequences, heck, ANYONE should be allowed to do whatever they wish in the parks and never have any consequences! (Wait, isn't that what everyone thinks anyway? They certainly act like it!)

ROTF think Tigger

 

[MushyMushy]

The guy who wrecked into us when he ran a stoplight 13 years ago. My back and neck got hurt in that accident and I haven't been the same since. My insurance cut off my medical expenses before I was better, and because I had a limited tort insurance (in my 20s, I had no idea what that meant!), I couldn't sue the guy for more.

 

[barkley]

my children (9 and 12) for 'alienation of affection' (love um dearly, but i do miss those 'pre kid' days when dh and i did'nt have to worry about who might 'walk in' ) and 'elder abusement' (our term for the kids torturing us just to see what reaction they can get ).

 

[Narnian_Princess]

ROTF think Tigger

Yep, exactly. It's a true story though, but my bro deserved that reprimand. He was an exceptionally difficult teen (still is)!

 

[terri01p]

My sil for the 1000.00 dollars that I loaned him 2 years ago.

 

[TheDisneyGirl02]

I would countersue the women involved in my accident (who got a million dollars from my insurance company for an accident that was their fault) for emotional trauma I still am suffering 5 years later. Too bad it's too late now...

 

[2angelsinheaven]

Disney, for creating pins, I'm addicted. No wonder where all our money has gone.

 

[Diva of Dragons]

DH's ex-employer.........oh, nevermind, the trial starts Tuesday!...........

 

[Freyja]

Our real estate agent. In fact, the process is started.