Who sings this? "God must have spent a little less time on you"

[BarryHom]

Can anyone guess who sings this? No, it is not "Weird Al" Yankovic! No, I am not singing this to my dates!

Girl, you were so ugly
That when you were born
Instead of slapping you
The doctor slapped your mom

Good from far
But far from good
The ugly tree fell on you
That's a whole lot of wood

And I'm trying hard to figure out
What that uni-bra is all about

How can I describe you
Here by my side
Coyote Ugly just doesn't cover it

Your nose is like a pickle
Bumpy and long
Your hair is like an experiment
Gone horribly wrong
One of your eyes is green
The other is blue
God must have spent a little less time on you
He must have been busy, baby

Your best bet is moonlight
Or candlelight low
In daylight you take first place
At Purina's Dog Show

Buck teeth like a donkey
Whoa, so intense
Girl, you could eat corn on the cob
Through a picket fence

When God made you
He broke the mold
Then he killed the moldmaker
Whoa, that's cold

How can I describe you
Here by my side
(Hurl, barf, barf) just doesn't cover it

Your nose is like a pickle
Bumpy and long
Your hair is like an experiment
Gone horribly wrong
Your teeth are yellow
But you've still got a few
God must have spent a little less time on you

Your nose is like a pickle
Bumpy and long
Your hair is like an experiment
Gone horribly wrong
When it comes to hygene
Girl, you don't have a clue
God must have spent a little less time on you

 

[EROS]

Barry, I don't think that singing this song is going to get anybody into your bed ......

 

[6_Time_Momma]

How's about Toxic Audio?

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by EROS
Barry, I don't think that singing this song is going to get anybody into your bed ......

Good advice, EROS.

I have no idea who sings this song, Barry. Is this singer a republican?

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by browneyes
Is this singer a republican?

BROWNEYES, you're MY kinda woman ....

 

[browneyes]

EROS, I'm polishing up my coconuts as we "speak".

 

[BarryHom]

Originally posted by 6_Time_Momma
How's about Toxic Audio?

We have a winner!

You win...

...a kiss from EROS!

 

[Robinrs]

The loser wins a kiss from Barry!!

This song is too funny!!

 

[PhotobearSam]

Just as I was reading the tittle of this post...The song "God Must of Spent a Little MORE time on You" came on the radio....


Weird!!!!!