If I had a party I would most definitely have invited Cally (heck I might even have invited you!
I am on anudda TOP SECRET mission at work!
92 divided by half of that, and the train gets to Wisconsin at 6;00am
YOu got it right! 
Sorry I could make it.
No my Ne'er Do well Uncle lives there. Right behind that main street.
It was in the resturaunt there my neice (when she was 4)told a guy with a parrot, at the bar what my friends parrot said!
But i understand how , at this stage in life, you can get the stories criss crossed!
btw THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK IS FROM wARWICK!!!!
Oh that's right the Ne'er do well Uncle! Yes I do get mixed up now at this advanced age!
SO what did the parrot say?
Is the guy from Warwick one of the slackers?
NO REALLY! i AM ON A TOP SECRET MISSION AT WORK....I mentioned this right before Christmas i had to come in on a Saturday for SECRET reasons....only no one quetioned me!
And its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good too!
Only I cant tell ya!
I'm great at keeping secrets, all part of my job, just like yours. Everybody else can talk about work and I can't say a word. Oh the stories I could tell.... if only I was allowed.
Aren't they all slackers?
You're absolutely right! How could I have forgotten that?!
SO what did the parrot say?
No he is one of the few that is good...real good! he dont work with me, just sits next to me.
Long story short. My friend was pregnant and had a very very bad pregnancy and she had to stay in bed for like 7 months. Her DH gave her a parrot. After a few weeks of teaching the bird "polly wanna cracker" my friend got soooooooo bored. So she started teachin the Parrot 4 letter words. The parrot learned them...BUT only used them when her FIL walked in the door. Everytime he walked in the door the Parrot said "UF" (backwards...ya know)
So now my niece Amy(who was 3 years old) was there at my friends house when her FIL walked in the door and heard the parrot say this...and was
Now about a year later My family & my uncles family was at this resturaunt/Bar in SugarLoaf NY. Rest was updstairs & Bar was downstairs.
From out the window we saw this man drove up & walked into the BAR with this HUGE parrot on his shoulders.
All the kids (neice &7 cousins ran downstairs to see the Parrot). The guy had the Parrot doing tricks & talking for all the people at the Bar.
No my neice is about 4 years old curly read hair...looks just like Annie. She is tugging at the guys shirt saying 'Mister, mister".... Finally the guy pays attention to her and he says "yes< what can I do for you?"
My neice says "My Unc has a friend who has a Parrot and he talks too"
The man "Oh YES, What does the Parrot say?
And out of the angelic looking child in a bar room filled with drunks " My neice says "FU"!!!!!!!!!!!!
The placed ROOOOOOOOARED for about 5 minutes straight! Everyone was giving her $$$$$. She walked out of there with about $50.00!!!!
Maybe she's stopping to pick you up on the way!I think you're right.
After talking about not being invited she could of at least invited us.
Long story short. My friend was pregnant and had a very very bad pregnancy and she had to stay in bed for like 7 months. Her DH gave her a parrot. After a few weeks of teaching the bird "polly wanna cracker" my friend got soooooooo bored. So she started teachin the Parrot 4 letter words. The parrot learned them...BUT only used them when her FIL walked in the door. Everytime he walked in the door the Parrot said "UF" (backwards...ya know)
So now my niece Amy(who was 3 years old) was there at my friends house when her FIL walked in the door and heard the parrot say this...and was
Now about a year later My family & my uncles family was at this resturaunt/Bar in SugarLoaf NY. Rest was updstairs & Bar was downstairs.
From out the window we saw this man drove up & walked into the BAR with this HUGE parrot on his shoulders.
All the kids (neice &7 cousins ran downstairs to see the Parrot). The guy had the Parrot doing tricks & talking for all the people at the Bar.
No my neice is about 4 years old curly read hair...looks just like Annie. She is tugging at the guys shirt saying 'Mister, mister".... Finally the guy pays attention to her and he says "yes< what can I do for you?"
My neice says "My Unc has a friend who has a Parrot and he talks too"
The man "Oh YES, What does the Parrot say?
And out of the angelic looking child in a bar room filled with drunks " My neice says "FU"!!!!!!!!!!!!
The placed ROOOOOOOOARED for about 5 minutes straight! Everyone was giving her $$$$$. She walked out of there with about $50.00!!!!
No he is one of the few that is good...real good! he dont work with me, just sits next to me.
