Andy
Unc
Spud
Hawkins
It all depends on where & when i knew them from.
Unc...cause my first neice coined that...and it stuck with all the kiddies all these years...hence Dis
UNC. She use to call sneakers.."Nee Nums"...and that stuck to. Only I wear
Crocs now, and have little use for the term 'NeeNums"
Spud has nothing to do with the fact I like to lay on the couch and watch TV

. Its from Spud Mackenzie (hey mackenzie!!!!!

) the party animal dog from the 80's Budweiser commercials. Yes I use to be a party animal..and my last name starts with MC!
And "Hawkins" is from the Yankee Baseball player (90's) Andy Hawkins. For some reason, my Softball buddies only knew ONE 'Andy' (me), and I was a pitcher for the leauge, like Andy Hawkins of the Yankees. So everyone started calling me Hawkins...and it stuck!

But ya have to say hawkins with a real NY accent...HawwwwwwwwwKens!