Good Morning
Please allow me to begin today's entry with a bit of a vent, a little rant about something that has truly become my nemesis. Something so frustrating to deal with as it sits there in it's little corner just waiting for me to approach it, fill it with yummy goodness and then get the finger in return.
Imagine waking up and looking forward to that one thing in the morning that gets your day started off right. That one key thing that the entire day's mood is dependent upon. Be denied that one thing and let the furor ensue...setting of an early morning rage like no other. Not having an alternate option to satisfy your morning nutritional needs...ending up going to work hungry, unsatisfied, undernourished and...well...just p%^$ed off.
Allow me to introduce you to my enemy:
Not once, but TWICE during the last few months these stupid little machines have burned out their stupid little motors, thus denying me the critical component in my morning routine...my strawberry banana smoothie.
Oh not just any strawberry banana smoothie, but one made with Antioxidant Advantage orange juice...the only juice so fortified with immunity defense that I could drink vials of the flu and remain unscathed. Not only is it the best breakfast one can consume, but the recipe came from a very dear friend of mine (who happens to have a plethora of the best recipes available anywhere) and it just tastes soooo good!
So anyway, there are a couple of smoothie makers that thought they got the upper hand on me by burning out their weak little motors...only to find me getting the last laugh in the backyard, having my fun by seeing how many different ways I could find to smash them into pieces

(think Office Space copier scene...only more violent)
And here I sit on another unfulfilled morning, denied of my smoothie goodness...pondering leaving the world of the inadequate smoothie makers for the rich, beautiful blender world that exists out there.
Oh great blender god, be good unto thee as I pledge my allegiance to you in hopes of many good mixes to come....
ok....whew....thanks for letting me get that off of my chest!!
So...I find myself having to trade today's run with tomorrow's elliptical workout. I've got some kind of thing going on with my left shin...I don't think it's splints or a fracture or anything but the darn thing has hurt now for a couple days. I feel that it's muscular related and I hope that another day of non-impact workouts will benefit it and I can get back out there tomorrow.
I can't stand being sidelined by injury

but at least I can still work out, burn off the calories and get some good cardio.
Also, I've been asked to address the couch comment

Yes, I sleep on a couch and have for quite some time. It's very comfortable to me. I'm the kind of person who can pretty much sleep anywhere and have no negative effects from it (of course maybe it's the fact that I only do about 4-5 hours each night, thus preventing the ability for my body to stiffen up). Couches, unlike smoothie makers, treat me well and I have a fond affection for them....
Today's analogy

:
Whitesnake is to running as ________ is to elliptical workouts
Any guesses?
You are correct!!! Yes, Godsmack is the key to a successful elliptical workout! Their first album (the one before they got popular) provided an excellent backdrop to an hour long workout on the elliptical last night.
Ok, so I guess I'm done rambling for a bit...but I would be remiss if I didn't acknowledge that special person in my life on this special day:
Happy Valentine's Day, Dreamboat
Makes you wonder, eh?
