Ah, that's the joke I wasn't getting.

I avoid EMH parks, too. I generally follow the Touringplans.com calendar. Nearly always, our schedule has been:
Mon: Epcot
Tue: MK
Wed: DHS
Thu: Epcot
Fri: AK
As I mentioned before, we generally avoid the parks on the weekends. We might drop over to MK for a little while, but we'll know what we're getting into and not expect to do much more than soak up the atmosphere, ride the TTA, and possibly watch Spectromagic and Wishes.
So if we go through with the Wednesday plan for next year, we'll have to move DHS to some other day, and cut back to only one full day at Epcot per week.
The problem with WDW is that there's a hundred equally fun things to do at any given moment. So there are many ways to have fun...but you'll constantly be missing out on 99 other fun things!