When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

[J.Cooper]

Tonight. Watching this one contestant (doing her sexy singing striptease act) on American Idol. It was hilarious. I laughed soooo hard I was in tears !

 

[Ava83]

okay I have one thing and it was actually my daughter that made me laugh real hard.

So Ava (she is three)and I are having a conversation about vacation and she has advised me that she wants to get on a plane and go somewhere.

I asked where, she told me Seattle (little einstiens I guess) wants to see the space needle.

I asked her if me and daddy were coming along.

She looked at me (honest to goodnnes) like I was a crank case and told me very dryly "Yes, I don't know how to drive " NICE.

Also and I cannot remember why I was following my Corey around and waving my finger laughing at him over something he had to do for work and his face was priceless, trying to get mad, but failing. Tormenting him never fails to make me giggle.

 

[momsgonwild]

Saturday night I took both DS's, 21 and 17, out to eat at Olive Garden. We got the waitress from you know where. She was one cold fish. I tried to be optimistic about her and refrain from making comments. After a while, I looked at my boys and told them that our waitress was haughty. My youngest son looks at my and tells me, "Mom, it is a good thing you are not a guy because your taste in women is horrible. That is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen. There is nothing hot about her. Oldest DS and I were laughing so hard I almost fell on the floor, and yes there were tears involved. Ds thought I said our waitress was a hottie! Good Grief!!!

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

This is a little involved, but it was VERY funny.

My friend's DD8 got this totally creepy styling head for Christmas from her grandmother. It has human hair. It is truly a very freaky, disembodied head. It is NOT one of those innocent Barbie heads that you see at Target. So my friend is telling me how her DD keeps sneaking up on her and slowly sticking the head around corners, over the counter, whatever, to try to scare her. Then she tells me how she was in the laundry room with the door kind of pulled shut but not latched, and the head comes through the door! Just the mental image was too much! She said her DD was laughing so hard she couldn't walk.

So that reminded me of when I was about 11. I had one of those huge punching ball style balloons. If you let the air out of it, it made this huge loud noise. Way better than the noise a plain balloon makes. Almost like a motorcycle. Anyway, my mom was standing at the kitchen sink one day. I snuck up beside the fridge and sort of tossed the balloon at the back of her head. The balloon went across the kitchen making that "Rrrrrrr" noise and my mom absolutely FREAKED! She said she thought some strange man had gotten in the house and was sneaking up behind her BURPING!

By the time I finished telling my friend about the balloon I had tears streaming down my face. Why is it that kids like to scare their parents?

DS thought it was hilarious the day I got up to go to the bathroom and he hid in my bed. When I came out he came FLYING up out of the covers, yelling. I really thought I was going to die right there. He laughed so hard.

 

[LisaNJ25]

Tonight... I was on my cell phone wiht a friend of mine about an hour ago. My son kept beeping in from his cell phone. He was upstairs and I figured he was joking around. I didnt want to scream up the stairs since the babies were asleep. I finally told my 6yo to go tell him I was on the phone and if he keeps it up he is grounded.

Well she goes back up and yells at him and he says to her, Will you please go get me some toilet paper

We ran out and I had gone shopping earlier and the new rolls were on the kitchen table. My 6yo knew thats why he was calling and didnt tell me...

So I send up the TP adn than checked my voicemail and I hear:

Hi Mom... Its me Albert.. Im sitting on the toilet and I have no paper

The poor kid came downstairs and said he things he has a ring on his behin from the bowl.

 

[ktpool]

A little while ago me and 2 girlfriends were in Las Vegas for a girls weekend. After a looong nite (won't go there, now), we are in the elevator and I keep pushing the button, but the elevator is stuck. Now, it is 12 stories up, so I am not walking! So I keep pushing the button. After literally 4 or 5 minutes, my friend says "What are you pushing?" I look down and '1' is all lit up.

I push 12 and away we go

We were way on the floor laughing so hard...the way only best friends can when they are punch drunk

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Christmas Day

My mother has been given 2 pairs of threader earrings. She wanted me to show her how to put them in, make sure she was doing it right. It was hysterical watching her put these earrings on. Yes, it feels SOOOOOO weird putting these in and I just got a huge kick watching the expressions on her face.

You had to be there.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Honestly? This morning, and DH is going to be furious when I tell you.

I came home and he was already in the shower. Usually I leave him in peace, but this morning we had a lot of stuff to talk about since we're selling our house.

So I'm sitting on the edge of the garden tub, and I look across the room, and he's in the shower, knees bent like he was bending over, arching and sticking his butt out, and reaching around behind him with both hands.

I scream, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Holding your butt cheeks apart to rinse them?!?!" while I'm holding my stomach crying and shrieking in laughter.

Well, no, he was just washing his back...but I can't figure out why he needs to bend his knees and stick his butt out to do it...I just reach around get it done.

He does lots of stuff weird...putting on a coat is a total-body event that mimics a full-blown seizure. He puts his arms through, then shakes all over.

Weirdo.

You owe me a new monitor and a fresh cup of coffee!!!

 

[stinkerbelle]

Hi Mom... Its me Albert.. Im sitting on the toilet and I have no paper

The poor kid came downstairs and said he thinks he has a ring on his behind from the bowl.

omg


see folks - this is WHY kids need a cell phone! (although I do wonder WHY he had the phone WITH HIM at the time. heheh)

hey...some people read...others call their moms...heheheh

 

[agnes!]

Yes, when we were watching the movie "Bean" on our portable DVD player on the plane, coming home from WDW last week. My DH & I didn't have headphones (our DD had the good/working ones), but that movie is SO funny... We were both laughing hysterically and we couldn't even hear the sound! Two of the cabin attendants had to stop by and see what we were watching.

agnes!

 

[DisnyMama]

Superbowl Sunday my 14 year old DS had to go to the local little Theatre to see "To Kill a Mockingbird" for extra credit because he had missed a test in English class. I bought the ticket for him and waited with him till it was time for everyone to go into the theatre. He did not want to be there because he was going to miss the 1st half of the Superbowl but it was the only performance of the day. We noticed that most all the people their were senior citizens. When I picked him up after it was over he got in the car and said "Get me outahere, I think they sucked the young out of me". He said he felt his skin wrinkling. I was laughing so hard it hurt.