When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

[stinkerbelle]

And what caused it?

Me? Last night. heheh
I went to bed around 10, and laid in bed watching CSI:Miami. DH was on the computer playing some game. Around 10:45 he comes in to get ready for bed.

Now...I'm all nice and toasty in the bed...he had just taked the dog outside and it was pretty chilly out. He gets ready for bed...turns out the lights, and gets in. He's wearing his boxers and a tee shirt.

He then proceeds to put his cold feet/legs on me..not just on my flannel clad legs...but on my BARE legs...so I squirm around, tell him to stop, etc "No", he says "You're so warm - be nice to hubby!" (hehe)...and this goes on for a few minutes.

Finally I scream "MEANIE!"...turn over and lay on my belly.

I THOUGHT he was raising the back of my shirt to rub my back like a good hubby (I do like cold hands on my back). Nope...those were his cold as ice feet on my back...and then down my pj pants...and down onto my bare bottom.

GET...YOUR...FEET...OUTTA...MY...CRACK!

I was laughing so hard...I couldn't even get the words out...tears running down my face...I'm pinned...and he has both his feet on my bottom to get them warm.

Yes - he's a freak but I love him.

 

[Servants of Evan]

Sounds like just another day in our house....

 

[mtdevine615]

The last time was WDW on the bus on the way back to the resort. Just as we get on DD 13 tells me she has to go to the bathroom. Well as everyone knows in a case like this, that is when you're going to run into traffic. Then just as we're getting to the hotel the gate sticks and she's hopping around on one foot. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. Poor kid was in so much pain. As the doors to the bus opened she was off at run to the bathroom. I know it was cruel but it sure was funny.

 

[mickeyboat]

Last night for me, too. DH was wearing a pair of boxer shorts that should have been in garbage months ago. There were huge holes in both legs. So I took ahold of them and ripped them right off his body. It was hysterical! We haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Denae

Oh, I take that back. Hannah and Emily were showing us the jumping jacks they just learned how to do in gym. Keith and I were almost peeing our pants at Hannah.

Denae

 

[Cindy's Mom]

Sat evening...DH and I were watching 40 Year Old Virgin and toward the end, when the virgin goes through that billboard on his bike, he's telling the sob story to his GF that he's still a virgin, - then the driver of this HUGE SUV screams get the f --- out of the way VIRGIN...

The way he said virgin had dh and I crying! We kept rewinding it.

 

[hentob]

Two nights ago...and I pee'd my pants to boot

 

[stinkerbelle]

Last night for me, too. DH was wearing a pair of boxer shorts that should have been in garbage months ago. There were huge holes in both legs. So I took ahold of them and ripped them right off his body. It was hysterical! We haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

WHY do men insist on wearing boxers with like 8 extra holes?

that is too funny though!

 

[mickeyboat]

WHY do men insist on wearing boxers with like 8 extra holes?

that is too funny though!

They like that broken-in feeling. Or maybe it boosts their egos like they are the Incredible Hulk or something.

Denae

 

[Servants of Evan]

WHY do men insist on wearing boxers with like 8 extra holes?

Because it's been a long time since our mommies bought us underwear.

 

[stinkerbelle]

They like that broken-in feeling. Or maybe it boosts their egos like they are the Incredible Hulk or something.

Denae

hmm..that would explain all the 'holey' t-shirts DH has too.

heheh

 

[luvmydogs]

Last night on Bravo, dh and I watched Kathy Griffin's "Allegedly..." comedy act. I know thre are a lot of people who don't care for her, but I've always liked her, and laughed like a lunatic for two hours.

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

fri night...when my best friends and i were playing dress up...omg..it was hilarious...we were dressing up in the most random things...like i couldnt find a costume..so i had an indian headdress that was hot pink and white...and pair of angel wings...and a cat mask....my friends were 50s girls..one wore a pirate's hat and the other giant lips....it was hilarous...my friends sister almost peed her self. it was great!!!!

 

[simba928]

A friend of mine (SnowAngel08 here on the DIS) and I always laugh so hard. Especially at lunch. Thats just bad. The last time was yesterday at lunch. I usually sit next to her at lunch, but the other 2 people we sit with weren't there, so I sat across from her so that she could see her boyfriend a couple tables away. We were making fun of him (cruel, I know). He always makes these huge, exaggerated hand gestures when he talks and she teases him about it. So we were watching him talk to some other friends of ours at his table and laughing at his gestures. We started mocking him just flailing our hands in the air. He looked at us and we just burst into laughter. By this point, he is used to our random outbursts of giggles, so he just shook his head and went back to his conversation, which only made it worse because he was still making his hand gestures. We were both falling off our seats laughing.

Then there was that time in History a couple weeks ago. My friend was laughing at another friend of ours and he called her Ms. Giggles. That word always makes us burst into laughter for some reason, so we both started laughing. Then our history teacher asked her if she was OK. He was like "do you want some water" You know, how people say that sarcastically when people laugh too hard. She turned bright red, so naturally I had to laugh at her. And then the other friend was calling us both Giggles and that made it worse.

 

[luckywife]

DH and I went to see Larry the Cable Guy a few weeks ago. I laughed so hard, tears were rolling!

 

[AllyandJack]

I was having lunch with my best friend who is 9 months pregnant (she's actually overdue at this point). Her cell phone rang and I heard, "My hump. My hump, my hump, my hump. Check it out." It was so funny. It's her ringtone. I had to give her credit for being so creative.

 

[MScott1851]

Honestly? This morning, and DH is going to be furious when I tell you.

I came home and he was already in the shower. Usually I leave him in peace, but this morning we had a lot of stuff to talk about since we're selling our house.

So I'm sitting on the edge of the garden tub, and I look across the room, and he's in the shower, knees bent like he was bending over, arching and sticking his butt out, and reaching around behind him with both hands.

I scream, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Holding your butt cheeks apart to rinse them?!?!" while I'm holding my stomach crying and shrieking in laughter.

Well, no, he was just washing his back...but I can't figure out why he needs to bend his knees and stick his butt out to do it...I just reach around get it done.

He does lots of stuff weird...putting on a coat is a total-body event that mimics a full-blown seizure. He puts his arms through, then shakes all over.

Weirdo.

 

[Kitty 34]

The night before we (the trip committee) were to meet up with our band students in Florida. They were arriving by bus. We had flown down beforehand to get things "ready" for them.

Well the five of us went out for a steak dinner AFTER having spent 3 hours lost in Orlando (long story-not going there) trying to find Sam's Club. At dinner, we just cut loose and laughed and laughed over ANYthing. I can't remember a time I laughed that hard....ever.

 

[MinnieM3]

This is relatively sicko, so beware, but about 2 weeks ago DH and I were remembering how when Beanie Babies were popular (we were into them) we got this book with all the names and pictures and "values" etc.

One afternoon for no reason at all I started reading the names and laughing. DH asks what's so funny and all of a sudden I tell him that I can't get the names of some of the Beanies outta my head as associated with, uh, sounding like some slang terms for, uh, "getting it on." shall we say.

So the other day we were remembering this (DS17 got in on the joke, too) and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and tears pouring down DS and my cheeks.

Some of the best were, Jolly the Walrus, Doodle the Rooster, Fleece the Lamb, Crunch the Shark, Scooop the Pelican, Spike the Rhinoceros, Stretch the Ostrich, and Waddle the Penguin!

Please someone else say that's funny so I do't feel like a complete perv!

 

[luvmydogs]

Honestly? This morning, and DH is going to be furious when I tell you.

I came home and he was already in the shower. Usually I leave him in peace, but this morning we had a lot of stuff to talk about since we're selling our house.

So I'm sitting on the edge of the garden tub, and I look across the room, and he's in the shower, knees bent like he was bending over, arching and sticking his butt out, and reaching around behind him with both hands.

I scream, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Holding your butt cheeks apart to rinse them?!?!" while I'm holding my stomach crying and shrieking in laughter.

Well, no, he was just washing his back...but I can't figure out why he needs to bend his knees and stick his butt out to do it...I just reach around get it done.

He does lots of stuff weird...putting on a coat is a total-body event that mimics a full-blown seizure. He puts his arms through, then shakes all over.

Weirdo.

 

[olena]

When I heard about the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie, Snakes on a Plane. I was crying when I saw the T-shirts people have designed and some of the fan art. This movie has cult status before hitting theaters....LOL!

Snakes + plane = Snakes on a Plane