Oh how my DH and I hate the fairs. We are just not carnie folk. I hate everything about them. My county has a huge county fair and for the past 8 years we have managed to keep it a secret from our children....not easy when driving right past that huge, lighted ferris wheel. THAT took some fast talking pointing out the barbed wire on the prison fence on the other side of the road to keep them from looking in the other direction. I hate county fairs and I'm not afraid to admit it!! No, I don't need a 12 step program, just keep me away from the carnies.