Whats up with all the Farting ?

[GAN]

So glad to see this thread is alive and well. Farting is still an issue everywhere at the parks, but it is better inside now with masks.

Yes it is. Unfortunately, those of us who got a small amount of joy from this hobby, have been largely unrecognized for our suffering during this period. I haven't seen a "relief" check in a while.....

 

[DeeBee3]

I can't believe no one has brought up the lady selling her farts in a jar! It was just in the news last week!

 

[GAN]

I can't believe no one has brought up the lady selling her farts in a jar! It was just in the news last week!

Why do I smell a new Disney candle scent coming....

 

[CJLove79]

Why do I smell a new Disney candle scent coming....

"Fart Mint of your Imagination which has an egg scented kick with a hint of mint, coming soon to the Magic Candle Company!!" LMAO

 

[bsmcneil]

I could never do it - but oh, how I wish to see a shirt next week that says, "I'm here for the FArts"

 

[Wakey]

Can you get DAS pass for ‘excessive trumping’?

 

[pixiedust2u]

When you really think about it ….. It is so much safer to walk through a gas cloud than a sneeze cloud or a cough cloud. At least a fart cloud cannot make you sick like the cold virus.

Wow. If we only knew how much meaning this response would someday have…..

 

[WGCFV]

I feel bad nobody has posted on this thread for a long time. Having just got back recently from a trip, I can attest to the fact that the parks are as gassy as ever. Waiting in line at Remy's was brutal, somebody( who was in line right in front of us), clearly had a snack that was not sitting well( or maybe too much beer the night before).

 

[Genie+]

Why do I smell a new Disney candle scent coming....

The name:

MK BUS after fireworks and drinking sulfur tap water all day in 107f heat

 

[jimmymc]

Just back from Disneyland, can confirm that tooting is still a popular activity. And I kinda understand, because something in the Disney food was making people gassy. Had no issues at all in LA before getting to Disney, but as soon as we started having every meal from Disney something changed.

 

[SorcererHeidi]

Just back from Disneyland, can confirm that tooting is still a popular activity. And I kinda understand, because something in the Disney food was making people gassy. Had no issues at all in LA before getting to Disney, but as soon as we started having every meal from Disney something changed.

It's all the obscenely inflated prices causing all the gas! Just READING about them gives me abdominal discomfort!

(Did I say that out loud?)

 

[OppR2nist]

When you see long lines at the boiled cabbage booth at Food & Wine, be concerned.

 

[BobC]

All that meat and dairy people are devouring at Disney. Overeating for all 3 meals and eating desserts and snacks all day. Consuming copious amount of liquor. All contributors to increase of flatus.

 

[DaviVascaino]

I can't believe I missed this thread before LOL.

Man, I absolutely laugh my *** off every time someone farts. That sucks for me, because a lot of times I get the blame. However, the face that some people make when they smell napalm is hilarious. My wife already knows, if someone farts, she tries to talk to me about something else so I don't get the blame lol

Example: I was reading the first post of the thread and I started laughing so hard that I cried. The poor lady saying she almost puked and lost her reservation

 

[AliceNDinah]

Davi, you are so funny! I'm right there with you ;--)

 

[kps7795]

I just assume that the visitors to Disney have a digestive problem stemming from all the junky fast food they eat on vacation, the probiotics people start taking right before a vacation to keep from getting sick, or a norovirus is starting and they are a carrier. Increased sugar intake also causes lots of noxious gases. I'm not sure how you can manage to get into a bathroom every time you feel the need to pass wind but thank you for your consideration of those around you. But remember your elementary school teachings at all times... he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

I'm also thinking that she's full of ****, no pun intended. No normal person goes to the bathroom every time that they need to pass gas.

 

[GAN]

I‘ll say this …this thread has got legs . Who would have ever thought a farting thread would last 6-years!

 

[Qrhop]

This thread is hilarious. But I apologize for my days of crop dusting in the parks.

 

[Cabius]

I‘ll say this …this thread has got legs . Who would have ever thought a farting thread would last 6-years!

Well, have people stopped farting?

 

[GAN]

Well, have people stopped farting?

I guess I never thought of it that way!