What's the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you on a date?

[binny]

DH and I were talking about this awhile back and thought I'd ask all of you

My weirdest was my first date with this guy that I knew in HIgh School he was a Senior at the time I think and I was Junior or sophomore, anyway...
we went out to pizza and after it arrived he took his napkin, laid it on top of the Pizza and sopped up ALL the grease from the top of the pizza and said " See what I saved your arteries from???"





SO what was your your weirdest date experience?

 

[honeywolf7]

The only thing out of the ordinary that I've ever done on a date is going out with an adult man and having him sit down and play a two-player Pacman game with me while we were waiting for our takeout.

 

[Sonya]

My date took me to meet his friends at their house, they were all sitting around watching porn.

It was our 1st and last date.

 

[Poohbear123]

My VERY first date, with a bag boy from Grand Union no less, took me out for Pizza and a Movie. When the Pizza arrived, he took OFF the cheese with ALL the toppings on it, and just ate the crust! We than, went to a movie, I think it was a Jack Nicholson Movie, which was the MOST boring movie at the time, and than we went to "HIS" place. I guess he expected me to DO SOMETHING, but, I DID NOT! He than took me home, and when I talked to my "best friend" at the time, she said he had taken her out last week! To a Soccer Game!

 

[snoopy]

A woman I work with dated this guy over the course of a couple of months, he seemed nice enough but rather shy.

Twenty years later she was surprised to see her date was the man who tried to kill President Reagan. Yup, her date was John Hinckley. She has pictures of them together, he looks like anything but a man who would try to assinate the president. Scary.

 

[Minnesota!]

never been on a date with anyone but dh - and that was not until 3 years into our relationship, so nothing would seem weird. We started dating at 15, and neither one got our licenses until 18, so we just usually hung out at someones house.

but, Binny, I do have to say that I find nothing weird about what happened to you. EVERYONE does that. Go to any pizza place around here, and you will see it...I do it for DH all the time

 

[Margie J]

I went to the movies with one date. A few minutes after we sat down he got up and left ... never came back and never called me. The movie BTW was Cliffhanger.

 

[DocRafiki]

Cliffhanger --- LOL!

Another story about my brother (other is on the "up your nose" thread) --

He was ~22 and this high school girl kept asking him out. He wasn't interested but finally caved. He dresses like a bum normally and didn't spiff it up for this girl. There's nothing to do in town but go to a movie anyway. So this girl shows up in a PROM DRESS with her own corsage and boutt... yeah, one of those things, in hand! Yep, obviously the girl is a psycho to trick someone into going to her prom, but he went anyway! They even got photos with him in his jeans. I'm pretty sure he didn't go out with her again though.

 

[Serena]

I've got one.
I was at my bf's house. I wasn't supposed to be there at all. His mom decides to leave in her car, the one he was supposed to take me home in.
She didn't come back until the next morning. I of course had to find another way home. That wasn't fun at all.

 

[kylara]

Way back when I was 16 (yup we are talking years ago), I agreed to go on a date with a guy (lets call him A) who worked with a friend (who we will call B). When he came to pick me up for the movie we were suppose to see, he had a friend of his (call this one C) in tow. Said that "C" had asked him to go to the car show and would I mind if we went to the car show for our date rather than the movie. I knew "C from where I worked so I decided that I would go to the car show rather than cancel the date and stay home on a Saturday night. So here I am (a 16 year old girl at a car show) following them around and "A" is ignoring me. Meanwhile, "C" is at least trying to explain what car is what etc. Realizing that I am not having a good time, "A" asks if I would like to go for pizza and also if I would like to pick up "B" on the way so I would have someone to talk to. I agree (must have been a glutton for punishment) so we pick up "B" and all head for pizza. The entire time we are at the resturant "A" monopolizes the conversation with "B" (yes they one we picked up so I would have someone to talk to) leaving me to talk with "C" who a barely knew. So "C" and I talk about the people we work with since that is what we had in common. After we finish our pizza, we went to the car...it was now pouring rain. A block from the Pizza place, the car break down. "A" and "C" get out and try to figure out what is wrong but can't. So I have to run back to the resturant to call my mother to pick me and "B" up. Talk about your all time bad dates!!

The upside is that I got to know "C" a lot better and interacted with him a lot more at work. Within a month, we were dating and were together for a year. "A" never did get over "C" stealing me from him

 

[Tense]

My mother in her infinite wisdom had set me up with this WONDERFUL guy... good job.. editor of a newspaper... good looking... ya know.. blah blah blah. Ok I finally caved and said yes. He picks me up in this?car? or tin can with wheels... and for our first date takes me to a nude GAY beach! Hello here... and proceeds to strip butt naked to tan.I told him Whooooa... leave the underwear on... he said he couldn't because it would cause tan lines...It got worse after that. I came home and Mom said"Well... wasn't it nice to go out with a NORMAL guy!" Damn near bit my tongue off. I had to endure 3 more 'dates' with this maniac... because of MOM. I finally told her all things things he did..(not real sure if all of you want to know just how insane this guy was)AND SHE WOULDN'T believe me! He must be in prison by now!

 

[MerryPoppins]

In college I went out on one date with a guy I met in the dorms. He wouldn't say a word all evening. Thinking he was shy, I talked til I got hoarse.

His car died at every stop sign or light. At every stop he had to hop out and open the hood. He would make an adjustment and it would start again. We hit a lot of red lights and I tried not to slide down in the seat.

I endured dinner and was relieved when we went to a movie, so I wouldn't have to carry the conversation. Whew! What an evening that was.

 

[disykat]

I sat in urine at the movie theater. We sat down and my seat was distinctly wet. Thinking it was soda, we moved down one seat and I tried to ignore the wet spot on my jeans. Throughout the movie the scent kept getting stronger. I was so grossed out and of course couldn't keep my mouth shut and pretend it wasn't urine.

I'm sure you're not surprised to hear it was our only date!

 

[UncleKyle]

I could reply to this post forever. Just picture a cell phone, dinner, and she never talked too me....and that's a mild story

 

[DocRafiki]

Originally posted by Tense
and proceeds to strip butt naked to tan.

ding ding ding! we've got a winner!

 

[Ricola]

I am SOOOO not going to answer that question.