What's the stupidest song you've ever heard?

[grinningghost]

Inspired by all the lamest, weirdest threads: Is there any song that strikes you as really stupid? Off the top of my head:

I Am, I Said - Neil Diamond (listen to the words, they are really, really stupid)

I Can See for Miles and Miles (and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles...) The Who (tell me brilliant musicians like Daltrey and Townshend couldn't think up any other lyrics)

Love is Thicker Than Water - Andy Gibb (okay, I like this song, it's got a good melody, but "love is thicker than water???" Is it thicker than peanut butter too? Someone needs to do a viscocity test and let me know...

 

[browneyes]

Don't Worry, Be Happy. I really hate that song. Hearing the song doesn't make me be happy, and it doesn't take my worries away.

Just a Swingin'. First of all, it's a country song. 2nd of all it gets on my nerves.

 

[luvmydogs]

"Fish heads fish heads
Rolly polly fish heads.
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up. YUM!"
I must admit tho'---I love that song!

 

[Serena]

Yeah, I see your point. It's harder to mention the songs we like that have lyrics that don't really make sense though.

How about that new one? I don't know the name, he talks about drops of Jupiter.

 

[grinningghost]

That would be Drops of Jupiter by Train. A good song, but really stupid lyrics. I'm in agreement Serena.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

"Turning Japanese" ...I like it but do not get it.

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees. I do rank this as awful.

disclaimer: I do like most awful songs. In fact I do love Fish Heads and other songs by Dr. Demento. My kids love Fish Heads & really get a kick out of Mr. Jaws. Oh and Don't Worry be happy!! 6yodd really loves that one.

Confession: I have been downloading Christmas Parodies for 2 days!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Hanson. Sort of a catchy tune, but really......

Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du - Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du

 

[chell]

luvmydogs - As soon as I read the title of this thread I started singing Fish Heads. For some odd reason, I love that song even though it is stupid.

 

[Blondie]

How about Push the Little Daisies and Make Them Come Up"

Short People.....always hated that one!

 

[Serena]

OOhh, Short People came out right as me and my husband started seeing each other. He was 6 2 and I'm 5 4 . He loved teasing me about that song.


(a good memory)

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by Serena
OOhh, Short People came out right as me and my husband started seeing each other. He was 6 2 and I'm 5 4 . He loved teasing me about that song.


(a good memory)

I agree with you about Drops of Jupiter. That song is annoying.

Oops I did it again also got on my nerves, but I loved SNL's skits about that song.

 

[MeanLaureen]

How about that song, think it was from the 70's, that had something to do with "She's having my baby"

 

[Taryn]

Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got Love in my Tummy....

I love MacArthur Park but I've got to admit it's weird...

I never really understood "I Am The Walrus" either...

"They can't play baseball,
They don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers,
They don't play drums"

La la la... Fish Heads, Fish Heads....

 

[Poohbear123]

What a lovely way of saying how much you love me....havin my Baby.... Acckk!

 

[Poohbear123]

What a lovely way of saying how much you love me....havin my Baby.... Acckk!

 

[robinb]

The Thong Song.

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong

 

[Serena]

Mac Arthur Park drives my teenager nuts. lol

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

 

[SonjaB]

I'm Gonna Get Ya Real Good---Shania Twain

Stupidest song I've heard this year

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.....

 

[BabyLove99]

Bloodhound Gang........."The Bad Touch". It was "popular" like 2 years ago and I HATED it.

 

[MeanLaureen]

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